Voldy Is Moldy

The Reunion

Voldy stood alone, shivering slightly. It was cold out in the dark, at 1: 45 in the morning. Then suddenly, two figures appeared in front of him.
"Voldemort!" one of the figures, Tromel, stepped forwards.
"Hi, Tromel!" Voldy smiled. "Come inside, and call me Voldy." They went inside and sat on the couch (which sagged underneath their weight).
"I'm Moldywart." the other wizard said. "Call me Moldy." Both of them were rather pale, but Moldywart had some fuzz on his head, and Tromel had more of a nose (Voldy's nose x2)
"I'm so glad to meet you." said Tromel. "I just realized recently."
"How did you know?" Voldy asked. "And did you change your name like I did?"
"I did!" Tromel said enthusiastically. "At first I was Tommy Riddle, but I changed it to Tromedlov."
"I was Tom Riddle!" Voldy exclaimed. "but then I changed it to I Am Lord Voldemort."
"Catchy." Tromel nodded.
"What about you, Moldywart?" Voldy asked.
"I was first called Hillbilly Joe Riddle." said Moldywart. "But then I nearly drowned in a huge tub of sunscreen, which permanently turned my skin white. I was allergic to sunscreen, so I got warts, and now I'm so old I'm getting moldy. But before that I loved mold and decorated my garbage can home with it." Moldy said. "Then one day someone threw a chainsaw into my garbage can, and it was still on, so it sliced my nose off."
"Fascinating." said Voldy.
"Quite." agreed Tromel.
"I was just so evil I nearly died from a nasty little boy and became a ghost-dude and then I was a scaly mutant baby until I got into a cauldron that had blood and Wormtail's hand in it." Voldy said.
"I loved cupcakes so much that I opened my own store, but then when I was making a wedding cake with white frosting I slipped and fell into it, become pale like I am now, but unfortunately it was in a huge mixer so I got my nose chopped off in the process." Tromel poked his stubby nose.
"Well I don't have a nose at all." Voldy sniffed.
"Nor do I." Moldy added.
"I'm glad I'm not noseless alone." Voldy admitted.
"I'm glad I at least have some stub left." Tromel said.
"So what now?" Moldy asked.
"Let's make evil plans!" said Voldy.
"Let's!" Tromel agreed.
"What fun!" Moldy clapped his hands.
So the three, Moldy, Voldy and Tromel set to work making an evil plan, of course based around Harry Potter. Voldy told them all about Harry. His annoyingness and hollow head, and the Tomato Episode.