Voldy's Adventures

Voldy's Nails

"I'm bored." said Voldy. He was sitting on his (moth eaten) couch, looking at his toes, which had long yellow cracked toenails. Then he looked at his fingernails. They were much the same.
"I need a manicure and a pedicure." Voldy said.
"Yes you do." Nagini said, looking distastefully at his hands and feet. "How old are you again?"
"I dunno." Voldy shrugged. "Over fifty, maybe like 73 or something."
"Wow." Nagini said.
"It's not that 'wow'." Voldy snapped.
"I suppose." Nagini nodded.
"I'm going now." Voldy said. "And then I can show Lucius." he smiled at the thought of Lucius being surprised at his amazing nails.
At the shop the witch did everything by magic, and quickly, as Voldy read a book about different gruesome ways to kill people (it would be for his plans about Harry). He was wondering whether to dissect him slowly, or chop his legs off, when he realized it was over, and after paying, left.
"I guess I should get shoes, too. Or at least socks." Voldy decided. He went to Lots of Socks, where he purchased a pair of pink striped socks, some yellow-and-green ones, and then rainbow socks. He wore the striped ones home, and then spent his afternoon learning how to draw socks, and making different combinations with his pairs.
"No eating them." Voldy instructed Nagini. "Socks aren't good for you."
"Oh whatever." Nagini slithered into the kitchen.
"Say, where's Wormtail?" Voldy wondered aloud. "He must be a mouse somewhere."
Nagini halted.
"What did you say?" she asked.
"You ate him, didn't you?" Voldy frowned.
"yes." she admitted.
"Cough him up. NOW." Voldy demanded.
After a few hiccups. Nagini coughed up a slippery, only slightly chewed and digested looking mouse, who changed into Wormtail.
"Gosh, being eaten is not pleasant." Wormtail squeaked. "Thank you, Voldy, for getting me out."
"Oh yes, Wormtail." Voldy said amused. "Say, do you like my nails?"
"They're wonderful!" Wormtail said. "Would you like a hot bath a bedtime story with hot chocolate?"
"Oh, yes!" Voldy jumped up. "And turn on the bubbles, and add extra bubble bath, Wormtail." Then he followed Wormtail to get ready for his bath (only the second one he ever had, but this one didn't have any hands or blood in it)