Voldy's Adventures

Voldy's Revenge

Voldy was very angry. He got off the rest of the tomato, and then his shift was over. He left Burger Wizard with a check in his pocket, wondering what he should do to Harry.
"It would be nice to kill him." Voldy mused. "And maybe have some ketchup and pizze involved. That would be nice."
Daydreaming of Harry dead, and rainbows in the sky celebrating the event, Voldy accidentally walked into a busy intersection. He snapped to attention when he was hit by a car, and flew over the top into a tree (lucky he was still wearing his work clothes, he had his purple-with-pink-polka-dots shorts on).
After falling, no crashing, through a couple meters of branches, he landed on the ground, slightly winded and bruised, but not mortally wounded. He continued on to his house, where Nagini was sleeping after having a smaller-than-usual-portion of Snake Kibble. She opened an eye when Voldy came in.
"Glad you're actually doing something." said Nagini.
"I'm always doing something." said Voldy.
"Oh be quiet. I'm trying to nap." Nagini said, then snored.
Voldy sat down at his desk to think of what to do. Finally he gathered up a sack of tomatoes, his wand and after changing into his robes he went out to find Harry. He found him with Ron standing at a street corner eating ice cream. Quickly Voldy hid in some bushes.
AVADA KEDAVRA! Voldy yelled.
Unfortunately, he was a bit out of practice, so the spell missed Harry and instead hit a stop light, which crashed down on the hood of a car and caused a lot of commotion. Before Harry could turn, Voldy flung the tomatoes at his head, took a great picture of them splattering his face, and ran home.