April

My plan

The first thing I did was make a plan, and since it was almost ten, I decided to go on with the plan tomorrow. Here's my plan:
Call Crystal
Tell her how irresponsible she is
Help her hide it from dad
Call Mark
Tell him how stupid he is for marrying my dumb*ss sister
Nice plan, right? I think so. After making a draft of my plan, I go to bed.
...NEXT DAY...
I woke up and the first thing I did was... Obviously my plan. Guess how the call went? Here's how...
Crystal: Hello?
Me: Crystal, you're so f*cking irresponsible! How could you just run off and get married!
Crystal: *calm* you're blabber mouth friend told you didn't she?
Me: Valerie did good in telling me what you did! Now, stop ignoring the problem and tell me why you did such a stupid thing.
Crystal: Well, it started 4 months in college. We were both getting bad grades, so we decided to drop out. I knew dad would be mad at me, Mark knew his parents would be mad too, so we got married, rented out an apartment and once the college year was over, we both went home and acted like if nothing had happened
Me: Seriously, Crystal? I know you did wrong, and knowing dad, I know he'll be p*ssed. So, I'll help you keep this from him
Crystal: *excited* Really? Thanks so much! Love you! Anyways, I have to go, I'm running low on food. So, bye.
Me: Bye irresponsible older sister that should do the right things but instead did something a dumbass would do, luv ya!
*end of call*
That's how that went. Now, since steps 1, 2 & 3 are done, it's time for step 4. Call Mark. Here's how THAT call went...
Mark: Hello?
Me: how could you just run off and marry my dumbass sister without letting her finish college first?
Mark: April, I know your mad, but we both agreed to, so it's not entirely all my fault. So, you can't just blame me!
Me: *tries to say calmly* Listen up Mark, I already called my sister. We talked this through. Now, all I have to say is, that if you're going to be my sisters husband, then you better treat her good, or I'll make sure your life is a living h*ll
Mark: sheesh, fine. Now, bye.
Me: Bye
*end of call*
Now, lets see if my dad ever finds out her secret...