Why I Do Not Like Cats

So many of you have realized that I have a problem with cats. Not like, cartoon cats like Happy, or RoseHeart's cats because they are my biffles. :3 But other cats. I hate them. And many of you will hate me for it. So I'm making a story to explain why I have a problem with cats. Plus a bonus chapter on why I think Boo The World's Cutest Dog is ugly! Plus the picture is something my grandfather has on his Christmas stocking. We like to put buttons and pins on them, mine is currently in a suit of armor.

malicex published on November 19, 2014completed

This Story...

So yesterday, 11/9/14 to be exact, I had come home from school, and heard meowing from the CABINETS. I opened the cabinet, and giant, fluffy, dirty, white cat with no collar bolts into my living room. I was freaking out, while the cat took a huge shit on the rug and ran out the dog door. I was so freaked out like, Huh? This was an interesting story to tell my mom, and I'm disgusted the cat poop (YES I used a dog poop bag) feels like hard pellets. There is a stain.

P.S: That stain? Oh yeah, it's gone now. We called a carpet cleaner to get it out of the carpet. For lots of $$$.

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