Why I Do Not Like Cats

So many of you have realized that I have a problem with cats. Not like, cartoon cats like Happy, or RoseHeart's cats because they are my biffles. :3 But other cats. I hate them. And many of you will hate me for it. So I'm making a story to explain why I have a problem with cats. Plus a bonus chapter on why I think Boo The World's Cutest Dog is ugly! Plus the picture is something my grandfather has on his Christmas stocking. We like to put buttons and pins on them, mine is currently in a suit of armor.

malicex published on November 19, 2014completed

They Cost a Buttload of Money.

Cat is stuck in tree. $$$
Cat needs special tuna food. $$$
Cat needs litter. $$$
Cat tore up curtains. $$$
Cat pissed on the rug. $$$
Cat caused physical injury. $$$
CAT$ CAT$ CAT$

P.S: Before you hate, yeah I know dogs cost a lot of money too, but cats just do it more often.

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