First 10
1) Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry!2) Chuck Norris can talk in cursive!
3)Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!
4) Chuck Norris soaks his contacts in Pepper Spray!
5) Chuck Norris does origami with dried concrete!
6) Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!
7) Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone!
8) Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares!
9) Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs!
10) Chuck Norris hunts ghosts!
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