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11) The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...!12) Chuck Norris can clap with only one hand!
13) The best burglar alarm is a picture of Chuck Norris outside your front door!
14) The Chuck Norris DVR player can fast forward live television!
15) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!
16) Chuck Norris once had a street named after him. But the name removed at once, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris, and lives!
17) Most people can die from bombs. The bombs die from Chuck Norris!
18) Chuck Norris can tweet 200 characters!
19) Chuck Norris can start a fight in an emty room!
20) Chuck was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral!
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