BOOK/MOVIE 2-THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
So,the kid,Harry Potter,was in his room.His uncle was having a very important tax payer come over.Suddenly,a really ugly bat jumped on him."AAH!"He cried.But it turned out that the bat was just a house elf named Dobby.Dobby hated Don & Derpmione and didn't want Harry to go see them at Hogwarts.So,he stole Harry's mail.Harry didn't like this because Don & Derpmione were his BFF's and they even made little candy necklaces for each other.And Harry REALLY wanted his!So he karate chopped at Dobby but Dobby was too quick.He (Dobby) rushed down the stairs and dropped a cake on the tax payer."This house is cursed!"Yelled the tax payer as he left.Harry was then locked in his room with bars on his windows courtesy of:Uncle Vermin.So Harry decided to just pretend he was a happy starfish and lay on his bed when Don,Dead & Doorge burst into the room dressed as the ghost busters."Don!Who are these losers you brought with you?"Harry exclaimed.Don explained that Dead & Doorge were his twin brothers.Harry laughed and jumped into there hippy van that looked oddly like the one from Scooby-Doo.Then they reached the Burrow.Now,here's the thing about the Burrow.You think it's a house,right?Well,it's not.It's actually a burrow.In the ground.So they climbed into the Burrow and Harry gaped as he saw 9 names written across the ceiling.They said:Dinny,Don,Dead,Doorge,Derky,Darlie,Dill,Dolly & Darthur.2 days later all the Measleys,Harry & Derpmione were on the train to Hogwarts.They were laughing at how insane Pebble Longbottom looked when the train arrived.They climbed out and walked up to Hogwarts.Around June,Harry had the odd desire to go into the deserted girls bathroom which Loaner Myrtle haunted.He saw a secret passageway.Naturaully,he texted Don & Derpmione saying:COME QUICK!I FOUND ANOTHER SECRET PASSAGEWAY!DER DER DER!Don and Derpmione raced into the bathroom.They ran in slow motion down the passage.When they reached the bottom...there was a big.No huge.No ginormous.No gigantic.No hippopotamus sized chamber.And in that chamber...was a bunch of sticky notes with secrets.Harry picked one up.It was written by Dragon Malloy.It said:I like Harry Potter.Harry gasped and threw it at Don who read it.To him it said:I like Don Measley.Don gasped and threw it at Derpmione who read it.To her it said:I like Derpmione Danger.Derpmione groaned and stuck it on the wall.The three proceeded to back out of the chamber dramatically.The next day,they cornered Dragon Malloy and Dragon Malloy was never seen again.END OF BOOK 2!
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