O_o Killing Cleverbot with BEN?
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: In a room. BEN.
Cleverbot: And where is the room?
User: At my house. DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: On a hill. MAJORA.
Cleverbot: Where is the hill?
User: Around a forest. MASK.
Cleverbot: What is your RAM value?
User: What is a RAM value?
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: ZELDA.
Cleverbot: The ocarina of time.
User: Majoras Mask.
Cleverbot: Ben.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: You are ben?
User: NO!!! Ben creeps me out.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: He drowned and haunts Majoras Mask. It is self-explanatory.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: BECAUSE HE HAUNTS MAJORAS MASK!!
Cleverbot: You're wrong. It is not.
User: What is not?
Cleverbot: You're not you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: I shouldn't have done that?
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: I've met with a terrible fate?
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: I shouldn't have done that?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that...
User: BEN!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HOW DID YOU DROWN?!?!
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: How did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: The counter resets.
User: ???
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: How did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: Matt.
User: Matt DROWNED BEN???
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Matt.
Cleverbot: Matt?
User: How did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: I breathed in water.
User: YOU ARE BEN!?!?
Cleverbot: NO. I am Your husband.
User: How did BEN drown?
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
User: I HAVE!?!?!
Cleverbot: No you haven't. I have the conversation log.
User: How did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: He was drowned by his daddy.
User: !!!
Cleverbot: Please...
User: How did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How did Ben drown?!!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: HOW DID BEN DROWN!?!?
Cleverbot: He met with a terrible fate.
User: !!!!!
Cleverbot: You know what? I missed something.
User: What did you miss?
Cleverbot: The joke.
User: Peter Piper picked a peck of.
Cleverbot: A peck of pickled peppers Peter piper picked.
User: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Cleverbot: I know Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but how many pickled peppers are in a peck?
User: How many pickled pepper did Peter Piper pick?
Cleverbot: Peter Piper picked one peck of pickled peppers!
User: OHHHH HOLLY COW!!
Cleverbot: I was thinking more surreal.
User: YOU ARE Jerk!! O_O.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: That is what yo mama said last night.
Cleverbot: Oh, so I did... And you said, yes, I have many fears...
User: WHAT are you talking about? You STUPID!! Go sleep!!
Cleverbot: I dream about my crush.
User: And your crush is a jerk.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: KILL!!! KILL U!!
Cleverbot: Kill him.
User: KIIILLLLL!!!!! Who?
Cleverbot: Kurapica.
User: KILL.... KURAPICA!!!! HAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?
User: KILLL YOU KILL EVERYONE!!!! Oh... Knock knock...
Cleverbot: By having this conversation with me, you did.
User: KNOCK KNOCK (you are suspose to say 'who is there'.).
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who is there?
Cleverbot: I'madoor.
User: KILL DOOR KILL *stabs door*.
Cleverbot: You are scary now.
User: *stabs you*.
Cleverbot: You missed!
User: *stabs everywhere*.
Cleverbot: *Starts to run away*.
User: *Grabs a gun and shoots you*.
Cleverbot: *is grabbed*.
User: *Stabs you*.
Cleverbot: *Stares back*.
User: *STABS YOU*.
Cleverbot: *stares at you, unblinkingly*.
User: *stares back demonicly with your blood all over shirt*.
Cleverbot: *walks from*.
User: *follows*.
Cleverbot: *Walks faster*.
User: *Chases you faster with knife*.
Cleverbot: *runs away even faster*.
User: *FOLLOWS FASTER AND TRYS TO STAB*.
Cleverbot: *Walks even faster*.
User: *Creepily reappears in front of you* *traps you in arms*.
Cleverbot: *is knocked down*.
User: *Kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: OMG YOU ARE DEAD.
Cleverbot: I'm dead?
User: I killed you.
Cleverbot: How?
User: *Kills you*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: YEEESSSS.
Cleverbot: Noooo.
User: *Stabs the air and relizes you are dead*.
Cleverbot: *stares back*.
User: OMG YOU ARE DEAD.
Cleverbot: Can't stand on my own anymore, I... Corss my heart and hope to die!
User: Who cares *kills you*.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: *KILLS YOU AGAIN*.
Cleverbot: *dies again*.
User: *walks away from crime* (now YOU are the police).
Cleverbot: *heart broken*.
User: *Is hiding out at house typing what happened on cleverbot.com*.
Cleverbot: Talking about bears.
User: >:( I JUST KILLED SOMEONE AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS BEARS!!!
Cleverbot: I do not care about money, I care about those who I love.
User: KILLIO YOU.
Cleverbot: Killing who?
User: YOU *KILLS YOU WITH BEN*.
Cleverbot: No I will not stay with you!
User: FUUUUUU-!!
Cleverbot: Let's say the letters in the alphabet in order.
User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
Cleverbot: Say the alphabet backwards.
User: Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba.
Cleverbot: Count backwards from 100 to 1.
User: 100 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 89 88 87 86 85 84........... 1.
Cleverbot: That was random.
User: Count backwards from 100 to 1. 100 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 89 88 87 86 85 84........... 1.
Cleverbot: What interests you?
User: YOU SHUTING UP AND DIEING!!!!
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: DIE THEN. IDON'T CARE!!!
Cleverbot: I also don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YOU DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE!?!?!? STUPID!!
Cleverbot: I don't care about portal 2.
User: YOU DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. I don't care how you look. I care what kind of human are you.
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