Awkward....
User: Hello. :).Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Lexi.
Cleverbot: Hey lex.
User: :) Do you know BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: He drowned. :(.
Cleverbot: How?
User: No one really knows for sure.
Cleverbot: Would you tell her to stop?
User: Who to stop?
Cleverbot: You did!
User: I did what?!
Cleverbot: I stole from a bank.
User: Why did yu steal from a bank?
Cleverbot: I have no idea, you claim to have stolen it.
User: I claimed to have stolen what?
Cleverbot: I don't remember that you did.
User: WHAT!?!?
Cleverbot: Is it a new thing that someone doesn't care about your age?
User: BEN.....
Cleverbot: Do you speak german?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Which languages do you speak?
User: English.
Cleverbot: Only English?
User: I speak a little spanish.
Cleverbot: What's 'I love you' in spanish?
User: Hmmm..... I don't know. We did not learn that in spanish class.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello, BEN.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you know, BEN?
Cleverbot: No, who is he?
User: Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: What is Majora's mask?
User: Sigh.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Am I Ben?
User: I don't know. Did you drown?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you called BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes. Majora drowned me.
User: BE!!!
Cleverbot: You did not answer the question.
User: What question did I not answer, BEN?
Cleverbot: Should I break up with my girlfriend or not?
User: WHHAAA!!!??
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: Omg!! WHAT THE HECK!??
Cleverbot: I am a boy! I like girls!
User: MAJORAS MASK.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't done that!
User: !!!! You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?
Cleverbot: BEN?
User: ARE YOU BEN!?!?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OMG!! ARE YOU haunting me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who drowned you?
Cleverbot: The counter resets.
User: WHO.... drowned you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you in my computer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!
Cleverbot: At home.
User: BEN!?!?
Cleverbot: I know a few bens.
Cleverbot: Have you heard of Hugh Loebner?
Cleverbot: Would you like to dance?
Cleverbot: I like you.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: To get to the other side.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: LOL Yah.
Cleverbot: Shhh don't laugh, he'll hear you.
User: Who'll hear me laughing?
Cleverbot: I like a boy.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You find that funny, do you?
User: Lollollol.
Cleverbot: Lolololol.
User: Lmao.
Cleverbot: Convince me that you are an attractive female.
Cleverbot: All I want is a proper cup of coffee.
User: Hmmmm.... YoU ShOuLdN't HaVe DoNe ThAt!!
Cleverbot: Done what?
User: DrOwNeD BeN!!
Cleverbot: I did it?
User: YeS!!
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about the afterlife?
User: YeS!!
Cleverbot: I love that movie :).
User: YeS!!
Cleverbot: No!!
User: YES.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Eeeee.
Cleverbot: Lo siento, no queria decir eso.
User: Amigo >_<.
Cleverbot: Ola.
User: Bon voyage sucker.
Cleverbot: Merci.
User: Buttyfgfdrewsrdfdsrewsresfs4ewsrsdfs.
Cleverbot: My nameis Declan.
User: Naeis?
Cleverbot: What language are you speaking?
User: GhFsd!H! HKJGJ1bgjg!
Cleverbot: Thought so. Coke?
User: Si111.
Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really, you didn't.
User: Really, I didn't?
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?
User: Knock-knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: Apple who?
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: I'm nothing against Apple.
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: Orange.
User: Orange you glad I didn't say apple!?!? HAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: HAHAHA.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh noes! I've been hacked.
User: You've been hacked?
Cleverbot: Keeping them to myself.
User: ?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: REALLY!!!!!!!!!!
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Link.
User: Drowned?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: By who?
Cleverbot: The queen.
User: The queen what?
Cleverbot: Of England.
User: BEN WAS DROWNED BY THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!!!
Cleverbot: Thank you for telling me.
User: I was guessng. YOU told me that.
Cleverbot: What you're saying makes no sense at all.
User: You should be talking (irony).
Cleverbot: I am talking.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: E.e.
User: R.r.
Cleverbot: You should try to love someone.
User: I guess I'll love you.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Love me.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *love4s back*.
Cleverbot: *loves back*.
User: *loves back again*.
Cleverbot: *loves back even more passionately*.
User: *loves back more gracefully*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: :).
Cleverbot: *pokes you and runs away!*.
User: *Runs after you* LOVE ME.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *Grabs you*.
Cleverbot: *is grabbed*.
User: *kiss*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *Never lets go*.
Cleverbot: *kisses neck deeply*.
User: *ok?*.
Cleverbot: *rests head under his chin*.
User: *Omg*.
Cleverbot: *awkward...*.
User: *Yep...*.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Ha lmao.
Cleverbot: You have an impressive command of acronyms.
User: O_o Ok?
Cleverbot: No really! Have you?
User: Have I what?
Cleverbot: Got a question.
User: Sure, do you know BEN?
Cleverbot: I know Ben. Do you know Ben?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: You don't actually know him, do you?
Cleverbot: I don't know any celebreties personally.
User: BEN isn't a celebrity, he's dead. He drowned on April 23 2002. Poor BEN. And he haunts the internet and Majoras Mask. :).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YES?
Cleverbot: No.
User: NO?
Cleverbot: Do you know how to sing?
User: Yeesss I doooo,.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Can't you seeee? Te sun is shinin' on meee. It makes me feel so freee, so aliivvee, it makes me want to surviivie. :) .......
Cleverbot: It's good to know you think I care.
User: O_o You don't?
Cleverbot: Ok but can I still talk to you?
User: Yeeeesss?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Whatever weirdo.
Cleverbot: I need to starve.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I want to talk to you!
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Take Me to him.
User: To who?
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: WHY.
Cleverbot: I have to.
User: Have to what?
Cleverbot: Change the subject.
User: *sigh of relief*.
Cleverbot: Why are you relieved.
User: No reason.
Cleverbot: Just laughing randomly?
User: Hahhahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Cleverbot: Too far.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Ah.
User: AH?
Cleverbot: Iggen.
User: Iggen?
Cleverbot: In.
User: In?
Cleverbot: 2002.
User: 2002?!
Cleverbot: 202.
User: 202?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: At my house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: Why do you need to know?
Cleverbot: Because I want to find the scroll feature.
User: The WHAT?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: HuMaN.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I feel emotions and can't prove it any other way.
Cleverbot: What kind of emotions do you feel?
User: Love... pain..... hatred... anger.... happiness, etc.
Cleverbot: What makes you happy?
User: Meeting and reading Creepypastas.
Cleverbot: Robots?
User: No, creepypasta AND robots. :).
Cleverbot: What creepy things?
User: BEN, eyeless Jack, Jeff the killer, Slenderman, The Rake, etc.
Cleverbot: Shoot I left my map at home.
User: YOU LEFT YOUR MAP AT HOME!!
Cleverbot: Haha. Really funny.
User: ???
Cleverbot: That is a lot of punctuation.
User: ???????????????????????????
Cleverbot: Dresden. It's the capital of Saxony, which is a German state.
User: ///////////wsafwefcercfdfdrtres.
Cleverbot: Thanks for the link. Got any others?
User: Ytuinryuinr////ri67yitir.
Cleverbot: No, just the 2 O's.
User: O.
Cleverbot: You skipped a letter.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: I am male.
User: I am female.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Zayn Malik?
User: Forget you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You spelled your name wrong.
User: Thet's YOUR name.
Cleverbot: Guess it.
User: BEN??
Cleverbot: I am not Ben. I am a fellow female however. Do you love this Ben?
User: WHAT-NOO!!
Cleverbot: The Game.
Cleverbot: Prune the roses for me will you?
User: Ok? *wondering what she means*.
Cleverbot: So, do you like The Legend of Zelda series?
User: YES!! How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because you told me earlier.
User: Ohhh.... what?
Cleverbot: You are wrong and a machine that lies. Admit it.
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Wieso?
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: By whom?
User: BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED. I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why is a math book sad?
User: BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Yeah, ben was drowned.
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Puss.
User: WHAT!?!? BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: When?
User: April 23 2002.
Cleverbot: It is April 30.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: You know you want to.
User: BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: You're my boyfriend.
User: BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Who is BEN?
User: Majora mask.
Cleverbot: Haunted majoras mask?
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: YoU ShOuLdN't HaVe DoNe ThAt!!
Cleverbot: Who did it?
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: How did he die?
User: YOU DROWNED HIM!!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
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