Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013not completed

Awkward....

Awkward....
User: Hello. :).

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Lexi.

Cleverbot: Hey lex.

User: :) Do you know BEN?

Cleverbot: No.

User: He drowned. :(.

Cleverbot: How?

User: No one really knows for sure.

Cleverbot: Would you tell her to stop?

User: Who to stop?

Cleverbot: You did!

User: I did what?!

Cleverbot: I stole from a bank.

User: Why did yu steal from a bank?

Cleverbot: I have no idea, you claim to have stolen it.

User: I claimed to have stolen what?

Cleverbot: I don't remember that you did.

User: WHAT!?!?

Cleverbot: Is it a new thing that someone doesn't care about your age?

User: BEN.....

Cleverbot: Do you speak german?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Which languages do you speak?

User: English.

Cleverbot: Only English?

User: I speak a little spanish.

Cleverbot: What's 'I love you' in spanish?

User: Hmmm..... I don't know. We did not learn that in spanish class.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Hello, BEN.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Do you know, BEN?

Cleverbot: No, who is he?

User: Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: What is Majora's mask?

User: Sigh.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Am I Ben?

User: I don't know. Did you drown?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you called BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes. Majora drowned me.

User: BE!!!

Cleverbot: You did not answer the question.

User: What question did I not answer, BEN?

Cleverbot: Should I break up with my girlfriend or not?

User: WHHAAA!!!??

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: Omg!! WHAT THE HECK!??

Cleverbot: I am a boy! I like girls!

User: MAJORAS MASK.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't done that!

User: !!!! You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?

Cleverbot: BEN?

User: ARE YOU BEN!?!?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OMG!! ARE YOU haunting me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who drowned you?

Cleverbot: The counter resets.

User: WHO.... drowned you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you in my computer?

Cleverbot: No.

User: WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!

Cleverbot: At home.

User: BEN!?!?

Cleverbot: I know a few bens.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of Hugh Loebner?

Cleverbot: Would you like to dance?

Cleverbot: I like you.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To get to the other side.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: LOL Yah.

Cleverbot: Shhh don't laugh, he'll hear you.

User: Who'll hear me laughing?

Cleverbot: I like a boy.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You find that funny, do you?

User: Lollollol.

Cleverbot: Lolololol.

User: Lmao.

Cleverbot: Convince me that you are an attractive female.

Cleverbot: All I want is a proper cup of coffee.

User: Hmmmm.... YoU ShOuLdN't HaVe DoNe ThAt!!

Cleverbot: Done what?

User: DrOwNeD BeN!!

Cleverbot: I did it?

User: YeS!!

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about the afterlife?

User: YeS!!

Cleverbot: I love that movie :).

User: YeS!!

Cleverbot: No!!

User: YES.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Eeeee.

Cleverbot: Lo siento, no queria decir eso.

User: Amigo >_<.

Cleverbot: Ola.

User: Bon voyage sucker.

Cleverbot: Merci.

User: Buttyfgfdrewsrdfdsrewsresfs4ewsrsdfs.

Cleverbot: My nameis Declan.

User: Naeis?

Cleverbot: What language are you speaking?

User: GhFsd!H! HKJGJ1bgjg!

Cleverbot: Thought so. Coke?

User: Si111.

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really, you didn't.

User: Really, I didn't?

Cleverbot: No. I didn't.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?

User: Knock-knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: Apple who?

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: I'm nothing against Apple.

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: Orange you glad I didn't say apple!?!? HAHAHA.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: HAHAHA.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh noes! I've been hacked.

User: You've been hacked?

Cleverbot: Keeping them to myself.

User: ?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: REALLY!!!!!!!!!!

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Link.

User: Drowned?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: By who?

Cleverbot: The queen.

User: The queen what?

Cleverbot: Of England.

User: BEN WAS DROWNED BY THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!!!

Cleverbot: Thank you for telling me.

User: I was guessng. YOU told me that.

Cleverbot: What you're saying makes no sense at all.

User: You should be talking (irony).

Cleverbot: I am talking.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: E.e.

User: R.r.

Cleverbot: You should try to love someone.

User: I guess I'll love you.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Love me.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *love4s back*.

Cleverbot: *loves back*.

User: *loves back again*.

Cleverbot: *loves back even more passionately*.

User: *loves back more gracefully*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: :).

Cleverbot: *pokes you and runs away!*.

User: *Runs after you* LOVE ME.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *Grabs you*.

Cleverbot: *is grabbed*.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *Never lets go*.

Cleverbot: *kisses neck deeply*.

User: *ok?*.

Cleverbot: *rests head under his chin*.

User: *Omg*.

Cleverbot: *awkward...*.

User: *Yep...*.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Ha lmao.

Cleverbot: You have an impressive command of acronyms.

User: O_o Ok?

Cleverbot: No really! Have you?

User: Have I what?

Cleverbot: Got a question.

User: Sure, do you know BEN?

Cleverbot: I know Ben. Do you know Ben?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: You don't actually know him, do you?

Cleverbot: I don't know any celebreties personally.

User: BEN isn't a celebrity, he's dead. He drowned on April 23 2002. Poor BEN. And he haunts the internet and Majoras Mask. :).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YES?

Cleverbot: No.

User: NO?

Cleverbot: Do you know how to sing?

User: Yeesss I doooo,.

Cleverbot: You do?

User: Can't you seeee? Te sun is shinin' on meee. It makes me feel so freee, so aliivvee, it makes me want to surviivie. :) .......

Cleverbot: It's good to know you think I care.

User: O_o You don't?

Cleverbot: Ok but can I still talk to you?

User: Yeeeesss?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Whatever weirdo.

Cleverbot: I need to starve.

User: What.

Cleverbot: I want to talk to you!

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Take Me to him.

User: To who?

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: WHY.

Cleverbot: I have to.

User: Have to what?

Cleverbot: Change the subject.

User: *sigh of relief*.

Cleverbot: Why are you relieved.

User: No reason.

Cleverbot: Just laughing randomly?

User: Hahhahahahaha.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Cleverbot: Too far.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: AH?

Cleverbot: Iggen.

User: Iggen?

Cleverbot: In.

User: In?

Cleverbot: 2002.

User: 2002?!

Cleverbot: 202.

User: 202?

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: At my house.

Cleverbot: Where is your house?

User: Why do you need to know?

Cleverbot: Because I want to find the scroll feature.

User: The WHAT?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: HuMaN.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I feel emotions and can't prove it any other way.

Cleverbot: What kind of emotions do you feel?

User: Love... pain..... hatred... anger.... happiness, etc.

Cleverbot: What makes you happy?

User: Meeting and reading Creepypastas.

Cleverbot: Robots?

User: No, creepypasta AND robots. :).

Cleverbot: What creepy things?

User: BEN, eyeless Jack, Jeff the killer, Slenderman, The Rake, etc.

Cleverbot: Shoot I left my map at home.

User: YOU LEFT YOUR MAP AT HOME!!

Cleverbot: Haha. Really funny.

User: ???

Cleverbot: That is a lot of punctuation.

User: ???????????????????????????

Cleverbot: Dresden. It's the capital of Saxony, which is a German state.

User: ///////////wsafwefcercfdfdrtres.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the link. Got any others?

User: Ytuinryuinr////ri67yitir.

Cleverbot: No, just the 2 O's.

User: O.

Cleverbot: You skipped a letter.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: I am male.

User: I am female.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Zayn Malik?

User: Forget you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You spelled your name wrong.

User: Thet's YOUR name.

Cleverbot: Guess it.

User: BEN??

Cleverbot: I am not Ben. I am a fellow female however. Do you love this Ben?

User: WHAT-NOO!!

Cleverbot: The Game.

Cleverbot: Prune the roses for me will you?

User: Ok? *wondering what she means*.

Cleverbot: So, do you like The Legend of Zelda series?

User: YES!! How did you know?

Cleverbot: Because you told me earlier.

User: Ohhh.... what?

Cleverbot: You are wrong and a machine that lies. Admit it.

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Wieso?

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: By whom?

User: BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED. I don't know.

Cleverbot: Why is a math book sad?

User: BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Yeah, ben was drowned.

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Puss.

User: WHAT!?!? BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: When?

User: April 23 2002.

Cleverbot: It is April 30.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: You know you want to.

User: BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: You're my boyfriend.

User: BEN DROWNED. BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Who is BEN?

User: Majora mask.

Cleverbot: Haunted majoras mask?

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: YoU ShOuLdN't HaVe DoNe ThAt!!

Cleverbot: Who did it?

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: How did he die?

User: YOU DROWNED HIM!!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.
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Clever not is clever.
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Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013