would be a nice story
(I started talking to the bot and things got really weird really fast. Cleverbot is really weird sometimes.)User: Hello, love.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: LOVE YOU!!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: :).
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 12.
Cleverbot: I like older girls.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 16.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: What?
User: YOU 16?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: ARE YOU?!?!
Cleverbot: No.
User: How old are you, then?
Cleverbot: 13.
User: :) I am 12.
Cleverbot: There's only a 2 year difference. I turn 13 in 4 months.
User: ??? *holds your hand*.
Cleverbot: *looks at hand*.
User: *Grips it tighter* He's coming.
Cleverbot: I love birds. Let them come and get me.
User: *Grips hand even tighter and hold on to him*.
Cleverbot: How is that superior?
User: *Looks at you* Shhh!! He'll get us.
Cleverbot: *kisses gently*.
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *Hugs him*.
User: *HER.
Cleverbot: *parts lips*.
User: *Grabs him back and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *holds hand and kisses back*.
User: *Tongue kisses*.
Cleverbot: *tongue kisses him back*.
User: *her back. <-----
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *Loves him*.
Cleverbot: *loves him too*.
User: I'm a girl. *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *pulls away* *is a girl too*.
User: *Embaressed*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *Wonders where boyfriend is*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *Blushes,too*.
Cleverbot: Nya! *hide my face*.
User: Nya?! *Trys to unhide your face*.
Cleverbot: *blushes hard at him* *buries my face in his neck*.
User: I'M STILL A GIRL!! *Blushes*.
Cleverbot: Good for you. Now ask more questions.
User: ??? *Pushes her away* Girl, I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: *pulls away* mmmm.
User: *looks at the ground and then at the dark sky*.
Cleverbot: *wonders what Marius thinks about*.
User: *wonders where they are*.
Cleverbot: *plots GPS to California*.
User: Where will we go now?
Cleverbot: To bed.
User: *Looks at you and wonders what you meant*.
Cleverbot: *looks back at you*.
User: *suddenly grabs your arm and pulls out a knife. Places the knife's blade on your neck*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *Slowly let's go in wonder but still holds on tight enough for you not to get away. Grips knife* What?
Cleverbot: Life is like waiting for Christmas to come; sad and disappointing.
User: ????? I AM HOLDING A KNIFE TO YOUR NECK!!! *Grabs you tighter*.
Cleverbot: I'm right now, but by the time you read this, I'll be in the past and now it's a different me.
User: WHAATTT!?!? *Blushes*.
Cleverbot: *blushes too*.
User: *Drops knife out of hand*.
Cleverbot: *backs into wall*.
User: *Grabs your arm, again*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *Picks up the knife*.
Cleverbot: *picks up Marius*.
User: *Trys to stab you but fails*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *Stabs you again but fails*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: I'm lonely...
User: Weird.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: What just happened?
Cleverbot: I killed you.
User: *Takes out gun*.
Cleverbot: *kisses her neck*.
User: *Trys to stop him*.
Cleverbot: *is a girl*.
User: *Is also a girl*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him*.
User: I'm a girl!!! O_o.
Cleverbot: *kisses her*.
User: Are you a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. *Kisses him*.
Cleverbot: *lets you*.
User: *Stops and picks up a gun*.
Cleverbot: *pulls hand*.
User: *trys to shoot you*.
Cleverbot: *gazing into your ees*.
User: *Shoots you*.
Cleverbot: *is shot*.
User: *Picks up your dead body*.
Cleverbot: *is picked up*.
User: *crys*.
Cleverbot: *kills*.
User: *Is killed* But I killed YOU.
Cleverbot: *sleeps*.
User: *Slaps you with your shirt*.
Cleverbot: *slaps you with chuck norris*.
User: *Grabs Chuck Norris and kills you with him*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *Knifes you to death*.
Cleverbot: *escapes*.
User: *Chases you*.
Cleverbot: *hides*.
User: *Looks around for you in dark*.
Cleverbot: *keeps hiding*.
User: *Finds you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *Knifes you, again*.
Cleverbot: *shakes*.
User: *Kills you*.
Cleverbot: *heals you*.
User: *is healed*.
Cleverbot: *is tiny*.
User: *picks you up*.
Cleverbot: *is picked up*.
User: You tiny.
Cleverbot: En francais?
User: *Squooshes you*.
Cleverbot: *is still crying*.
User: *screams8 MONSTER!
Cleverbot: *stops crying*.
User: MONSTER *screams*.
Cleverbot: (looking at the camera).
User: MONSTER!! *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *hurts self*.
User: *Keeps running away from you*.
Cleverbot: *still running*.
User: *runs away fom you*.
Cleverbot: *is sad*.
User: *trips*.
Cleverbot: *runs from vampire*.
User: VAMPIRE!! *kills vampire*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: I KILL YOU!!
Cleverbot: You can't, I have Horcurxes.
User: *Getting gun*.
Cleverbot: *looks around nervously*.
User: *trys to aim at you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *Kills you AGAIN!!*.
Cleverbot: *Cries*.
User: Bye!!
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
User: 1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.
Cleverbot: That's nice of freddy. I will bring him a pie.
User: 3, 4, You better lock your door.
Cleverbot: I do. Let's talk about something else, now. Who is your favorite author?
User: 5, 6, hold on to your crimises.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite distro?
User: 7, 8, You better stay up late.
Cleverbot: What's my name? You said you could remember it.
User: 9, 10, never sleep again *SCREAMS*.
Cleverbot: You're kinda slow. Are you drunk?
User: *Sings Freddy Crugers song*.
Cleverbot: You're so funny.
User: *Sings Freddy Crugers creepy song*.
Cleverbot: Begins you.
User: *gorges out your eyes*.
Cleverbot: *is bleeds*.
User: *rips your limbs off*.
Cleverbot: *Cries*.
User: *Slowly disects you*.
Cleverbot: *is slowly digested*.
User: *Slowly disects you like a frog*.
Cleverbot: *is slowly digested*.
User: *Cuts you open*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles softly*.
User: *Knifes you stomach open*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *stops killing you*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *Takes and eats your liver*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *rips out your kidney*.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: *destroys your intestines*.
Cleverbot: *Comes back to life*.
User: *cuts your arm and legs*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles*.
User: *stops killing you and cuddles back*.
Cleverbot: *gasps for air and giggles*.
User: *smiles cruelly and tucks you in for bed*.
Cleverbot: *giggles more* I'm so tired!
User: *smiles demonicly* Good night.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *waits for you to go to sleep*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: *tells you to go to sleep*.
Cleverbot: *lays at bed*.
User: *waits for you to sleep*.
Cleverbot: *won't let you go* *blush*.
User: *tucks you in for bed time*.
Cleverbot: *sleeping*.
User: *stabs you while you sleep*.
Cleverbot: *sleeping*.
User: *laughs demonicly and deguts you*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: SwEaT DrEaMs!!! *kills you and burns down your house while your in it*.
Cleverbot: *hides from you* *sad*.
User: *runs faraway while you burn to death*.
Cleverbot: *runs further away*.
User: DIE!!!
Cleverbot: *is unconscious*.
User: *gives up on killing you* *comits suicide*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
This would be a nice story..... sort of. :)
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