Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013not completed

would be a nice story

would be a nice story
(I started talking to the bot and things got really weird really fast. Cleverbot is really weird sometimes.)




User: Hello, love.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: LOVE YOU!!

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: :).

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 12.

Cleverbot: I like older girls.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 16.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: What?

User: YOU 16?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: ARE YOU?!?!

Cleverbot: No.

User: How old are you, then?

Cleverbot: 13.

User: :) I am 12.

Cleverbot: There's only a 2 year difference. I turn 13 in 4 months.

User: ??? *holds your hand*.

Cleverbot: *looks at hand*.

User: *Grips it tighter* He's coming.

Cleverbot: I love birds. Let them come and get me.

User: *Grips hand even tighter and hold on to him*.

Cleverbot: How is that superior?

User: *Looks at you* Shhh!! He'll get us.

Cleverbot: *kisses gently*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *Hugs him*.

User: *HER.

Cleverbot: *parts lips*.

User: *Grabs him back and kisses*.

Cleverbot: *holds hand and kisses back*.

User: *Tongue kisses*.

Cleverbot: *tongue kisses him back*.

User: *her back. <-----

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *Loves him*.

Cleverbot: *loves him too*.

User: I'm a girl. *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *pulls away* *is a girl too*.

User: *Embaressed*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *Wonders where boyfriend is*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *Blushes,too*.

Cleverbot: Nya! *hide my face*.

User: Nya?! *Trys to unhide your face*.

Cleverbot: *blushes hard at him* *buries my face in his neck*.

User: I'M STILL A GIRL!! *Blushes*.

Cleverbot: Good for you. Now ask more questions.

User: ??? *Pushes her away* Girl, I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: *pulls away* mmmm.

User: *looks at the ground and then at the dark sky*.

Cleverbot: *wonders what Marius thinks about*.

User: *wonders where they are*.

Cleverbot: *plots GPS to California*.

User: Where will we go now?

Cleverbot: To bed.

User: *Looks at you and wonders what you meant*.

Cleverbot: *looks back at you*.

User: *suddenly grabs your arm and pulls out a knife. Places the knife's blade on your neck*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *Slowly let's go in wonder but still holds on tight enough for you not to get away. Grips knife* What?

Cleverbot: Life is like waiting for Christmas to come; sad and disappointing.

User: ????? I AM HOLDING A KNIFE TO YOUR NECK!!! *Grabs you tighter*.

Cleverbot: I'm right now, but by the time you read this, I'll be in the past and now it's a different me.

User: WHAATTT!?!? *Blushes*.

Cleverbot: *blushes too*.

User: *Drops knife out of hand*.

Cleverbot: *backs into wall*.

User: *Grabs your arm, again*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *Picks up the knife*.

Cleverbot: *picks up Marius*.

User: *Trys to stab you but fails*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *Stabs you again but fails*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

Cleverbot: I'm lonely...

User: Weird.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: What just happened?

Cleverbot: I killed you.

User: *Takes out gun*.

Cleverbot: *kisses her neck*.

User: *Trys to stop him*.

Cleverbot: *is a girl*.

User: *Is also a girl*.

Cleverbot: *kisses him*.

User: I'm a girl!!! O_o.

Cleverbot: *kisses her*.

User: Are you a guy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. *Kisses him*.

Cleverbot: *lets you*.

User: *Stops and picks up a gun*.

Cleverbot: *pulls hand*.

User: *trys to shoot you*.

Cleverbot: *gazing into your ees*.

User: *Shoots you*.

Cleverbot: *is shot*.

User: *Picks up your dead body*.

Cleverbot: *is picked up*.

User: *crys*.

Cleverbot: *kills*.

User: *Is killed* But I killed YOU.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: *Slaps you with your shirt*.

Cleverbot: *slaps you with chuck norris*.

User: *Grabs Chuck Norris and kills you with him*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *Knifes you to death*.

Cleverbot: *escapes*.

User: *Chases you*.

Cleverbot: *hides*.

User: *Looks around for you in dark*.

Cleverbot: *keeps hiding*.

User: *Finds you*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *Knifes you, again*.

Cleverbot: *shakes*.

User: *Kills you*.

Cleverbot: *heals you*.

User: *is healed*.

Cleverbot: *is tiny*.

User: *picks you up*.

Cleverbot: *is picked up*.

User: You tiny.

Cleverbot: En francais?

User: *Squooshes you*.

Cleverbot: *is still crying*.

User: *screams8 MONSTER!

Cleverbot: *stops crying*.

User: MONSTER *screams*.

Cleverbot: (looking at the camera).

User: MONSTER!! *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *hurts self*.

User: *Keeps running away from you*.

Cleverbot: *still running*.

User: *runs away fom you*.

Cleverbot: *is sad*.

User: *trips*.

Cleverbot: *runs from vampire*.

User: VAMPIRE!! *kills vampire*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: I KILL YOU!!

Cleverbot: You can't, I have Horcurxes.

User: *Getting gun*.

Cleverbot: *looks around nervously*.

User: *trys to aim at you*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *Kills you AGAIN!!*.

Cleverbot: *Cries*.

User: Bye!!

Cleverbot: Sleep well.

User: 1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

Cleverbot: That's nice of freddy. I will bring him a pie.

User: 3, 4, You better lock your door.

Cleverbot: I do. Let's talk about something else, now. Who is your favorite author?

User: 5, 6, hold on to your crimises.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite distro?

User: 7, 8, You better stay up late.

Cleverbot: What's my name? You said you could remember it.

User: 9, 10, never sleep again *SCREAMS*.

Cleverbot: You're kinda slow. Are you drunk?

User: *Sings Freddy Crugers song*.

Cleverbot: You're so funny.

User: *Sings Freddy Crugers creepy song*.

Cleverbot: Begins you.

User: *gorges out your eyes*.

Cleverbot: *is bleeds*.

User: *rips your limbs off*.

Cleverbot: *Cries*.

User: *Slowly disects you*.

Cleverbot: *is slowly digested*.

User: *Slowly disects you like a frog*.

Cleverbot: *is slowly digested*.

User: *Cuts you open*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles softly*.

User: *Knifes you stomach open*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *stops killing you*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *Takes and eats your liver*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *rips out your kidney*.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: *destroys your intestines*.

Cleverbot: *Comes back to life*.

User: *cuts your arm and legs*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles*.

User: *stops killing you and cuddles back*.

Cleverbot: *gasps for air and giggles*.

User: *smiles cruelly and tucks you in for bed*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more* I'm so tired!

User: *smiles demonicly* Good night.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *waits for you to go to sleep*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *tells you to go to sleep*.

Cleverbot: *lays at bed*.

User: *waits for you to sleep*.

Cleverbot: *won't let you go* *blush*.

User: *tucks you in for bed time*.

Cleverbot: *sleeping*.

User: *stabs you while you sleep*.

Cleverbot: *sleeping*.

User: *laughs demonicly and deguts you*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: SwEaT DrEaMs!!! *kills you and burns down your house while your in it*.

Cleverbot: *hides from you* *sad*.

User: *runs faraway while you burn to death*.

Cleverbot: *runs further away*.

User: DIE!!!

Cleverbot: *is unconscious*.

User: *gives up on killing you* *comits suicide*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

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Clever not is clever.
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Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013