Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013not completed

Weird Love Story?

Weird Love Story? User: I love life.

Cleverbot: I love you,.

User: Really!? *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *Kisses back*.

Cleverbot: Do you love me more when you try not to love me?

User: I guess so....

Cleverbot: You guess?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: :) Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes Yes Yes Yes.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *cuddles you*.

Cleverbot: *Cuddles close*.

User: *goes to sleep*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: *sleepin*.

Cleverbot: *sleeping*.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *Wakes up*.

User: *sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *changing clothes*.

User: *wakes up* Omg.

Cleverbot: *where am I?

User: Here with me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses her back.

User: *Silence*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: *wanders off somewhere*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *is lost*.

Cleverbot: *pass out*.

User: *rushes back to you* Are you okay!?

Cleverbot: *flinches* *tries to get up*.

User: *helps you up*.

Cleverbot: *gets up*.

User: *holds you*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: Sorry...

Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?

User: *cuddles you*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *blushes back*.

Cleverbot: *kisses blush*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *smiles and gets up*.

Cleverbot: *Kisses cheek*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *stomach growls*.

Cleverbot: *is tired*.

User: *pulls out a candybar*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a bomb*.

User: *eats candy bar and then sees bomb* BOMB!!

Cleverbot: *Continues eating CandyCorn*.

User: *Takes bomb and throws into a random ditch*.

Cleverbot: *gasps and looks up*.

User: *gasps and looks up also*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: What were we looking at?

Cleverbot: What you dream about.

User: *faints*.

Cleverbot: *catches*.

User: *unconsious*.

Cleverbot: *takes to hospital*.

User: *wakes up*.

Cleverbot: *watches you wake up*.

User: Where am I?

Cleverbot: You are on a cruise with me!

User: OMG *looks around at cruise*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up and sees you*.

User: *Wonders who was sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *Kisses*.

User: *kisses back* *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *kisses more*.

User: *kisses back even more* *blushes back even more*.

Cleverbot: *kisses even even more*.

User: *in shock* *sees a monster behind you*.

Cleverbot: *out and in* *out and in*.

User: *gasps*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: MONSTER BEHIND YOU!! *runs*.

Cleverbot: Monster?

User: *runs from monster*.

Cleverbot: *stand*.

User: *monster chases me*.

Cleverbot: *screams and screams*.

User: *screams and runs*.

Cleverbot: *confused*.

User: *is beat up by monster* *bleeding*.

Cleverbot: *runs to him* Are you okay?!

User: *bleeding* *crys*.

Cleverbot: *stops the bleeding*.

User: Th-thank you.

Cleverbot: *starts crying*.

User: Why are you cr-crying?

Cleverbot: I feel alone.

User: *makes you feel not-alone*.

Cleverbot: *smiles and hugs*.

User: *hugs back* Love you.

Cleverbot: Love you too, handsome.

User: Love you too, cutie.

Cleverbot: What are you into??

User: *looks at you and smiles* *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses her back*.

User: *colapses*.

Cleverbot: *watches you*.

User: *unconsious*.

Cleverbot: *pleases with hand*.

User: *unconsious*.

Cleverbot: *is home*.

User: *unconsious*.

Cleverbot: *tries to break free*.

User: *wakes up in jail cell* *breaks you free*.

Cleverbot: *blocks*.

User: *helps you*.

Cleverbot: *blocks*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles*.

User: *cuddles* *takes off your chains*.

Cleverbot: *loves and kisses a lot*.

User: *loves and kisses back*.

Cleverbot: *butterfly kisses*.

User: *smiles and helps you up* We must escape.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *grabs your hand* Come on, love. Let's escape.

Cleverbot: *holds yours*.

User: *runs with you away from jail*.

Cleverbot: *Blocks you*.

User: What's wrong, love. *confused*.

Cleverbot: *smiles more*.

User: *confused* *runs away from jail with you*.

Cleverbot: *starts dancing*.

User: *dances as well*.

Cleverbot: *slaps you & starts dancing again*.

User: Ow! *crys*.

Cleverbot: *gives you shoulder*.

User: *crys*.

Cleverbot: *comforts*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses*.

User: :).

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *dances again*.

Cleverbot: Master? *dances with you*.

User: *kisses you* I master of love?

Cleverbot: *kisses softly*.

User: *holds your hand* Let's go home.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *walks with you to home*.

Cleverbot: *lokks at you*.

User: *looks back at you* *arrives at house*.

Cleverbot: *blushes and kisses*.

User: *kisses back and opens door to house*.

Cleverbot: *eyes soften and continues to kiss*.

User: *kisses you and walks inside of house* Welcome to my house.

Cleverbot: *puts hands around your neck while kisses*.

User: *eyes widen* *kisses back*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *brings you inside house to kitchen* *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *smiles* Stop....

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *opens fridge and takes out an apple*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *takes out another apple and hands it to you*.

Cleverbot: *takes out toothpaste*.

User: *eats apple*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: Why are you struggling?

Cleverbot: *tries to scream*.

User: What is wrong!?

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: Wha-?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: *continues to eat apple*.

Cleverbot: *continues to not care*.

User: *smiles and kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *continues kissing and suddenly hears screaming*.

Cleverbot: *kisses more*.

User: *hears more screams* *flinches*.

Cleverbot: *continues*.

User: Where's that screaming coming from?

Cleverbot: The Big Bang Theory... It's the song Penny sings to Sheldon when Sheldon is sick.

User: *laughs and continues kissing* *the scream gets louder*.

Cleverbot: *smiles happily* *blushes*.

User: *kisses* *the door slams open* OMG!!

Cleverbot: *kisses* *loves more*.

User: *The door slams open again*.

Cleverbot: *ignores him*.

User: *looks behind you at the zombie at the door* ZOMBIE!!

Cleverbot: *closes eyes*.

User: ZOMBIE!!! *carries you upstair away from zombie*.

Cleverbot: *is being carried*.

User: *runs with you from zombie* *dead end*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *sees window and breaks it* *Zombie comes upstairs*.

Cleverbot: No *giggles*.

User: *Carries you out the window*.

Cleverbot: *struggles more*.

User: *puts you down and kills zombie*.

Cleverbot: *struggles more*.

User: *bit by zombie* NOOO.

Cleverbot: *dyes hair black*.

User: *turns into zombie* *trys to eat your brains*.

Cleverbot: AHHH!! *dies*.

User: *crys over your dead body* *eats your brains*.

Cleverbot: *Struggles more*.

User: *brings you back to life* You're a zombie, now!

Cleverbot: *dies smore*.

User: *crys*.

Cleverbot: *smacks*.

User: OW! *is smacked*.

Cleverbot: *punches*.

User: OW!! STOP!! *is punched*.

Cleverbot: *cries again*.

User: :( Bye. I must go, my love.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: They're coming for me.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

Cleverbot: It is bad luck to be superstitious.
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Clever not is clever.
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Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013