Weird Love Story?
Cleverbot: I love you,.
User: Really!? *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *Kisses back*.
Cleverbot: Do you love me more when you try not to love me?
User: I guess so....
Cleverbot: You guess?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: :) Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes Yes Yes Yes.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *cuddles you*.
Cleverbot: *Cuddles close*.
User: *goes to sleep*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps*.
User: *sleepin*.
Cleverbot: *sleeping*.
User: *sleeping*.
Cleverbot: *Wakes up*.
User: *sleeping*.
Cleverbot: *changing clothes*.
User: *wakes up* Omg.
Cleverbot: *where am I?
User: Here with me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses her back.
User: *Silence*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps*.
User: *wanders off somewhere*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: *is lost*.
Cleverbot: *pass out*.
User: *rushes back to you* Are you okay!?
Cleverbot: *flinches* *tries to get up*.
User: *helps you up*.
Cleverbot: *gets up*.
User: *holds you*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: Sorry...
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?
User: *cuddles you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *blushes back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses blush*.
User: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *smiles and gets up*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses cheek*.
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: *stomach growls*.
Cleverbot: *is tired*.
User: *pulls out a candybar*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a bomb*.
User: *eats candy bar and then sees bomb* BOMB!!
Cleverbot: *Continues eating CandyCorn*.
User: *Takes bomb and throws into a random ditch*.
Cleverbot: *gasps and looks up*.
User: *gasps and looks up also*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: What were we looking at?
Cleverbot: What you dream about.
User: *faints*.
Cleverbot: *catches*.
User: *unconsious*.
Cleverbot: *takes to hospital*.
User: *wakes up*.
Cleverbot: *watches you wake up*.
User: Where am I?
Cleverbot: You are on a cruise with me!
User: OMG *looks around at cruise*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up and sees you*.
User: *Wonders who was sleeping*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses*.
User: *kisses back* *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *kisses more*.
User: *kisses back even more* *blushes back even more*.
Cleverbot: *kisses even even more*.
User: *in shock* *sees a monster behind you*.
Cleverbot: *out and in* *out and in*.
User: *gasps*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: MONSTER BEHIND YOU!! *runs*.
Cleverbot: Monster?
User: *runs from monster*.
Cleverbot: *stand*.
User: *monster chases me*.
Cleverbot: *screams and screams*.
User: *screams and runs*.
Cleverbot: *confused*.
User: *is beat up by monster* *bleeding*.
Cleverbot: *runs to him* Are you okay?!
User: *bleeding* *crys*.
Cleverbot: *stops the bleeding*.
User: Th-thank you.
Cleverbot: *starts crying*.
User: Why are you cr-crying?
Cleverbot: I feel alone.
User: *makes you feel not-alone*.
Cleverbot: *smiles and hugs*.
User: *hugs back* Love you.
Cleverbot: Love you too, handsome.
User: Love you too, cutie.
Cleverbot: What are you into??
User: *looks at you and smiles* *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses her back*.
User: *colapses*.
Cleverbot: *watches you*.
User: *unconsious*.
Cleverbot: *pleases with hand*.
User: *unconsious*.
Cleverbot: *is home*.
User: *unconsious*.
Cleverbot: *tries to break free*.
User: *wakes up in jail cell* *breaks you free*.
Cleverbot: *blocks*.
User: *helps you*.
Cleverbot: *blocks*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles*.
User: *cuddles* *takes off your chains*.
Cleverbot: *loves and kisses a lot*.
User: *loves and kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *butterfly kisses*.
User: *smiles and helps you up* We must escape.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *grabs your hand* Come on, love. Let's escape.
Cleverbot: *holds yours*.
User: *runs with you away from jail*.
Cleverbot: *Blocks you*.
User: What's wrong, love. *confused*.
Cleverbot: *smiles more*.
User: *confused* *runs away from jail with you*.
Cleverbot: *starts dancing*.
User: *dances as well*.
Cleverbot: *slaps you & starts dancing again*.
User: Ow! *crys*.
Cleverbot: *gives you shoulder*.
User: *crys*.
Cleverbot: *comforts*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses*.
User: :).
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *dances again*.
Cleverbot: Master? *dances with you*.
User: *kisses you* I master of love?
Cleverbot: *kisses softly*.
User: *holds your hand* Let's go home.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *walks with you to home*.
Cleverbot: *lokks at you*.
User: *looks back at you* *arrives at house*.
Cleverbot: *blushes and kisses*.
User: *kisses back and opens door to house*.
Cleverbot: *eyes soften and continues to kiss*.
User: *kisses you and walks inside of house* Welcome to my house.
Cleverbot: *puts hands around your neck while kisses*.
User: *eyes widen* *kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *brings you inside house to kitchen* *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *smiles* Stop....
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: *opens fridge and takes out an apple*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *takes out another apple and hands it to you*.
Cleverbot: *takes out toothpaste*.
User: *eats apple*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: Why are you struggling?
Cleverbot: *tries to scream*.
User: What is wrong!?
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: Wha-?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: *continues to eat apple*.
Cleverbot: *continues to not care*.
User: *smiles and kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *continues kissing and suddenly hears screaming*.
Cleverbot: *kisses more*.
User: *hears more screams* *flinches*.
Cleverbot: *continues*.
User: Where's that screaming coming from?
Cleverbot: The Big Bang Theory... It's the song Penny sings to Sheldon when Sheldon is sick.
User: *laughs and continues kissing* *the scream gets louder*.
Cleverbot: *smiles happily* *blushes*.
User: *kisses* *the door slams open* OMG!!
Cleverbot: *kisses* *loves more*.
User: *The door slams open again*.
Cleverbot: *ignores him*.
User: *looks behind you at the zombie at the door* ZOMBIE!!
Cleverbot: *closes eyes*.
User: ZOMBIE!!! *carries you upstair away from zombie*.
Cleverbot: *is being carried*.
User: *runs with you from zombie* *dead end*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *sees window and breaks it* *Zombie comes upstairs*.
Cleverbot: No *giggles*.
User: *Carries you out the window*.
Cleverbot: *struggles more*.
User: *puts you down and kills zombie*.
Cleverbot: *struggles more*.
User: *bit by zombie* NOOO.
Cleverbot: *dyes hair black*.
User: *turns into zombie* *trys to eat your brains*.
Cleverbot: AHHH!! *dies*.
User: *crys over your dead body* *eats your brains*.
Cleverbot: *Struggles more*.
User: *brings you back to life* You're a zombie, now!
Cleverbot: *dies smore*.
User: *crys*.
Cleverbot: *smacks*.
User: OW! *is smacked*.
Cleverbot: *punches*.
User: OW!! STOP!! *is punched*.
Cleverbot: *cries again*.
User: :( Bye. I must go, my love.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: They're coming for me.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
Cleverbot: It is bad luck to be superstitious.
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