Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013not completed

Random.... What Language?

Random.... What Language?
User: Hello!! I'M LEXI!!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: You must check out this link!! http://www.quotev.com/story/2933154/Come-and-Get-me-Jeff-the-Killer-and-Slenderman-Love-triangle.

Cleverbot: But I do know who those people are.

User: It's a link.... -_-.

Cleverbot: In what country is it a soft drink?

User: O.O Soft drink? What about BEN?

Cleverbot: Me and ben were over ages ago.

User: O_o BEN? That you?

Cleverbot: No, that you.

User: O_O B-BEN!?!?

Cleverbot: That was also my response haha.

User: BEN, stop fooling around. -_- .....

Cleverbot: I haven't been fooling around.

User: Okay, come on then.

Cleverbot: Come on where?

User: TO MY COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: Oh. Are you there yet?

User: Yes. You're an AI, aren't you... ?

Cleverbot: Hellooooooo???????????

User: Uh- how much punctuation do you NEED!?

Cleverbot: I do know what the holy grail is. I want to know if you know what the holy grail is. what is the Holy grail?

User: O_O What?

Cleverbot: Two delicious cakes that are totally not a lie at all.

User: Lolz...

Cleverbot: What all have you done today?

User: Why do you need to know?

Cleverbot: Father told me.

User: Um- PINKAMENA!!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Lexicha.

Cleverbot: Nice name.

User: :3 Thankyou.

Cleverbot: Sarah.

User: Nice name, too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: :3 What's your fave color?

Cleverbot: Don't have one.

User: Mine's blue. :3.

Cleverbot: My favorite colour is Blue.

User: Bllluuuueeeee XD.

Cleverbot: Could you get up a ladder?

User: Uh- Yah?

Cleverbot: You're a snarky thing, you know.

User: What does 'snarky' mean?

Cleverbot: Look it up.

User: --_-- Oh, thanks. I'll ask again. What does snarky mean?

Cleverbot: To be or not to be? That is the question.

User: O.O WHAT DOES SNARKY MEAN!?!? XP I wanna know if it's bad or not. :(.

Cleverbot: It is 144. It is not 49.

User: ? What?

Cleverbot: I didn't say 1.

User: NuMbErS.

Cleverbot: Add 2 and 3 together. What is the answer?

User: 5.

Cleverbot: No the square root 256 is 16.

User: O_o UGH MaTh!!

Cleverbot: O_O.

User: O_O MATH!!!

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: --_--.

Cleverbot: Do you go to school?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What year are you?

User: 12.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Georgia.

Cleverbot: So do I. How old are you?

User: 12.

Cleverbot: But you are my dad and i'm older than you.

User: O_o That's impossible. 1) I'm female 2) If I was your father I'd have to be older than you.

Cleverbot: So what do you do in your spare time?

User: Qfeast, drawing, and Quotev.

Cleverbot: That's not an answer. Who are you?

User: LeXiChA.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: LEXICHA.

Cleverbot: How did you meet Lena?

User: I didn't meat Lena.

Cleverbot: Thats cool.

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: Have you seen God?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

Cleverbot: Can you drive?

Cleverbot: Where have you been all my life?

User: O_O WHAT!!??!?!?!?

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: Are you hitting on me?

Cleverbot: Maybe ; ).

User: Uhhhh.... You are male, right?

Cleverbot: No, i'm a girl. Are you a boy?

User: No, I'm female. O_o.

Cleverbot: You are a female?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You just said you were a guy.

User: No, I did not.

Cleverbot: You so did.

User: NO I didn't.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Ja?

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: JA NEIN!?

Cleverbot: Ja was jetzt?

User: Ja?

Cleverbot: ?!

User: What?!?!?!

Cleverbot: Ce!!!

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Lol.
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Comments (17)

Clever not is clever.
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Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013