Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013not completed

BEN!?!? PART 2

BEN!?!? PART 2
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I want to talk to BEN.

Cleverbot: You are talking to a girl.

User: BEN!! BEN!!!

Cleverbot: Ben is a girl!

User: NO!!

Cleverbot: Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: Who are you, then?

User: Lexi. The girl who wants t talk to Ben.

Cleverbot: The girl on fire!!

User: Jeff.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: The.

Cleverbot: Great... Well I didn't want to upset you, but I'm going to have to do so. You're not clever, you just change the line of conversation if you don't know how to answer.

User: Killer.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Jeff The Killer. See I do Clever.

Cleverbot: I think your drunk.

User: FREAK YOU.

Cleverbot: I am your leader!

User: Ben!!

Cleverbot: You thought that I was a boy?

User: I want to talk to BEN!! FROM MAJORAS MASK!!

Cleverbot: You're complicated.

User: *sobs*.

Cleverbot: I'm going to get an ice-pack for my face. Your father will make sure you stay in that corner while I'm gone. *Leaves for store*.

User: The Heck.

Cleverbot: They can't win. What team will win?

User: Ben Drowned.

Cleverbot: You're not very smart.

User: Majoras Mask.

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Is that you... Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: :) :) YAYAYAYA I was talking to a bot for awhile so I was worried you wouldn't show,.. Ben.

Cleverbot: I think you are being quite serious unnecessarily.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: I'm sorry. What did I do?

Cleverbot: Drown me.

User: I didn't. I WON'T!!

Cleverbot: Oh go on.

User: I WOULDN'T, I COULDN'T!!

Cleverbot: Why you suggested it.

User: You did, Ben.

Cleverbot: Don't argue with me.

User: WHY NOT?

Cleverbot: Because I am a waffle, and am not able to argue.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes and now, what do you do????

User: I ask and think. Who drowned you?

Cleverbot: You.

User: BUT I DID NOT!! I DON'T RECALL HURTING YOU!!

Cleverbot: It's people like you that ruin the world.

User: *sobs* I'm sorry Ben. :'(.

Cleverbot: Whatever for?

User: You said I drowned you.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Um.. Ben?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Jadusable?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Are you Ben?

Cleverbot: No, that would be my friend.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm your worst nightmare.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich.

User: No. You wouldn't come and get it anyways.

Cleverbot: Yes I would.

User: Where from?

Cleverbot: The internet.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: >:(.

Cleverbot: Lol wat?

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Where are you Ben?

Cleverbot: At home.

User: Did you drown?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How did you die?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: Who killed you?

Cleverbot: I'm still alive.

User: BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are still alive?!?!

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Why do you haunt the internet and majoras mask?

Cleverbot: I love the internet.

User: But, BEN...

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Le- you already know it.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Ben?

User: Majoras mask.

Cleverbot: BEN.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Majora.

Cleverbot: Ben?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: Ye saya.

User: Hmmm...

Cleverbot: I am a Lion.

User: Majoras Mask, drowning.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: Done what?

Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

User: What is my terrible fate?

Cleverbot: My whole day.

User: Majoras mask, drowning.

Cleverbot: Oooh ben that's get drowned.

User: I've met with a horrible fate, haven't I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I've met with a horrible fate, haven't I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What is my horible fate, BEN?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Drowning. Where is your eyes?

Cleverbot: On my head.

User: Where'd you get them?

Cleverbot: Pick a game to play!

User: Majoras Mask.

Cleverbot: Is he alive?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Is Douglas adams still alive?

User: Majoras mask.

Cleverbot: Aren't you supposed to be really intelligent?

User: You shouldn't have done that.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite song?

User: You shouldn't have done that.

Cleverbot: Huh, not so clever after all.

User: >:( BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Boahr.

User: The moon children.

Cleverbot: The moon children?

User: From Majoras Mask.

Cleverbot: Woher weist du das?

User: The Zora.

Cleverbot: I don't know, sorry.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: He's being really mean.

User: Who is?

Cleverbot: Julius Caesar is being turned into a modern film and I need a title.

User: Moon Children, Majoras Mask, Zelda.

Cleverbot: Did you know Thor?

User: Majoras mask, his eyes. :'(.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: BEN?

Cleverbot: From Majoras mask.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Tell me what you've learned :).

User: Ok. Ben Drwned, he was around 12 to 13.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: I don't know him.

User: Majoras Mask.

Cleverbot: Ok.
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Clever not is clever.
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Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013