BEN!?!? PART 2
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I want to talk to BEN.
Cleverbot: You are talking to a girl.
User: BEN!! BEN!!!
Cleverbot: Ben is a girl!
User: NO!!
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Who are you, then?
User: Lexi. The girl who wants t talk to Ben.
Cleverbot: The girl on fire!!
User: Jeff.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: The.
Cleverbot: Great... Well I didn't want to upset you, but I'm going to have to do so. You're not clever, you just change the line of conversation if you don't know how to answer.
User: Killer.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Jeff The Killer. See I do Clever.
Cleverbot: I think your drunk.
User: FREAK YOU.
Cleverbot: I am your leader!
User: Ben!!
Cleverbot: You thought that I was a boy?
User: I want to talk to BEN!! FROM MAJORAS MASK!!
Cleverbot: You're complicated.
User: *sobs*.
Cleverbot: I'm going to get an ice-pack for my face. Your father will make sure you stay in that corner while I'm gone. *Leaves for store*.
User: The Heck.
Cleverbot: They can't win. What team will win?
User: Ben Drowned.
Cleverbot: You're not very smart.
User: Majoras Mask.
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: Is that you... Ben?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :) :) YAYAYAYA I was talking to a bot for awhile so I was worried you wouldn't show,.. Ben.
Cleverbot: I think you are being quite serious unnecessarily.
User: Ben?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: I'm sorry. What did I do?
Cleverbot: Drown me.
User: I didn't. I WON'T!!
Cleverbot: Oh go on.
User: I WOULDN'T, I COULDN'T!!
Cleverbot: Why you suggested it.
User: You did, Ben.
Cleverbot: Don't argue with me.
User: WHY NOT?
Cleverbot: Because I am a waffle, and am not able to argue.
User: Ben?
Cleverbot: Yes and now, what do you do????
User: I ask and think. Who drowned you?
Cleverbot: You.
User: BUT I DID NOT!! I DON'T RECALL HURTING YOU!!
Cleverbot: It's people like you that ruin the world.
User: *sobs* I'm sorry Ben. :'(.
Cleverbot: Whatever for?
User: You said I drowned you.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Um.. Ben?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Jadusable?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Are you Ben?
Cleverbot: No, that would be my friend.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm your worst nightmare.
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich.
User: No. You wouldn't come and get it anyways.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: Where from?
Cleverbot: The internet.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: >:(.
Cleverbot: Lol wat?
User: Ben?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Where are you Ben?
Cleverbot: At home.
User: Did you drown?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How did you die?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Who killed you?
Cleverbot: I'm still alive.
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are still alive?!?!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Why do you haunt the internet and majoras mask?
Cleverbot: I love the internet.
User: But, BEN...
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Le- you already know it.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Ben?
User: Majoras mask.
Cleverbot: BEN.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Majora.
Cleverbot: Ben?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: Ye saya.
User: Hmmm...
Cleverbot: I am a Lion.
User: Majoras Mask, drowning.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Done what?
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: What is my terrible fate?
Cleverbot: My whole day.
User: Majoras mask, drowning.
Cleverbot: Oooh ben that's get drowned.
User: I've met with a horrible fate, haven't I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I've met with a horrible fate, haven't I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is my horible fate, BEN?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Drowning. Where is your eyes?
Cleverbot: On my head.
User: Where'd you get them?
Cleverbot: Pick a game to play!
User: Majoras Mask.
Cleverbot: Is he alive?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Is Douglas adams still alive?
User: Majoras mask.
Cleverbot: Aren't you supposed to be really intelligent?
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite song?
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Huh, not so clever after all.
User: >:( BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Boahr.
User: The moon children.
Cleverbot: The moon children?
User: From Majoras Mask.
Cleverbot: Woher weist du das?
User: The Zora.
Cleverbot: I don't know, sorry.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: He's being really mean.
User: Who is?
Cleverbot: Julius Caesar is being turned into a modern film and I need a title.
User: Moon Children, Majoras Mask, Zelda.
Cleverbot: Did you know Thor?
User: Majoras mask, his eyes. :'(.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: From Majoras mask.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Tell me what you've learned :).
User: Ok. Ben Drwned, he was around 12 to 13.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Majoras Mask.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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