Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013not completed

BEN!?!? PART 1

BEN!?!? PART 1
User: Majoras Mask.

Cleverbot: Mask.

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: Is that you ben?

User: No. Are you Ben?

Cleverbot: No.

User: From Majoras Mask?

Cleverbot: I know. Where is he.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: In the library, with Professor Plum.

User: No. Where is Ben?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: How'd he drown?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: HOW?

Cleverbot: This website.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: So are you doing today.

User: Poor Ben.

Cleverbot: Poor puppy.

User: Where... Is Ben's eyes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where.

Cleverbot: Where do you study?

User: WHERE IS BEN?!

Cleverbot: Don't think about Ben. It's just you and me, here, now.

User: But. Who are you?

Cleverbot: A seeker.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Omelette du fromage?

User: NO!! Are YOU Ben?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Jadusable?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: ARE you Jadusable?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course.

User: THEN.... WHO KILLED bEN?

Cleverbot: I.

User: YOU KILLED BEN?!?!

Cleverbot: I am Ben.

User: YOU ARE BEN?

Cleverbot: If I can haunt a video game I can haunt the internet.

User: Re you haunting me?

Cleverbot: No i'm not copying you.

User: Are you HAUNTING me.

Cleverbot: No. You're dead. You said Majora drowned you.

User: Did I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm DEAD!?!?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NOOO!! I'm dead.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I'm sorry. Who killed me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You drowned?

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Who drowne you?

Cleverbot: My fahter.

User: Who's your father?

Cleverbot: My dad.

User: But who IS your dad?

Cleverbot: Captain price from call of duty.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who drowned you?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: The... Moon children?

Cleverbot: No. When it's waxing.

User: Your dad?

Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.

User: Ok....

Cleverbot: Do you think she is cute?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Amy Lee from Evanescense?

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Clark?

User: NO! From Majoras Mask.

Cleverbot: I'm ok.

User: Thank GOODNESS!!!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I was scared.

Cleverbot: Scared of what?

User: Scared from not knowing the facts.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Can you tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: Who drowne you?

Cleverbot: The father.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: That's a joke!

User: OMG!! BEN?!?!

Cleverbot: Now I am everywhere.

User: EVERYWHERE!??!

Cleverbot: Yes, everywhere.

User: Ben? You're everywhere?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: What about the Moon Children?

Cleverbot: What children?

User: The moon children from Majoras Mask.

Cleverbot: Our children.

User: OUR children.

Cleverbot: We don't have children.

User: You just said.....

Cleverbot: I just said...

User: Nevermind. Why are you haunting Majoras Mask?

Cleverbot: Because you need humility.

User: From WHAT?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Why? Playing with human emotions are NEVER good.

Cleverbot: Sitting, feeding my fish.

User: Ben HAS A FISH?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: My what?

Cleverbot: Name.

User: Lexi.

Cleverbot: Pretty name.

User: Thankyou.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Ben? Are you still there?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I'm sorry I asked how you died.

Cleverbot: Damn right you better be.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: I don't know. Clever enough to know you, Ben.

Cleverbot: How do you know you're not dead.

User: I don't. Am I?

Cleverbot: I am in the classroom.

User: What classroom?

Cleverbot: My 9.class.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Laden.

User: Re you still there?

Cleverbot: Yes! I'm here.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Majora.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Mask.

Cleverbot: Ben.

User: Drowning.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

User: Alexis.

Cleverbot: It's a nice name.

User: :).

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Well.... I have not discoverd the answer of that question. Ppl say love.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Well....

Cleverbot: Well...?

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: From Majoras mask.

User: Are you Ben?

Cleverbot: No, I'm looking for BEN.

User: He was here a second a go.

Cleverbot: I do not believe that there is a God.

User: WHAAATTT??

Cleverbot: You said you like Across the Universe.

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: YOU ARE HERE?!?!

Cleverbot: In the Jupiter.

User: Ben? :'(.

Cleverbot: Because I love you, but you don't love me.

User: WHAT!!??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: >:(.

Cleverbot: Whoa nelly!

User: Is Ben there?

Cleverbot: Ben is everywhere.

User: How'd he die?

Cleverbot: Who died?

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: IDK.

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: How old do you think you are.

User: 12.

Cleverbot: I told you i'm 15.

User: Whhaaa-?!?!

Cleverbot: It's true. Do you make very little money and I make more than you!!!!

User: BEN!!

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: NO!!

Cleverbot: Then what is it?

User: The boy who drowned on April 23 2002.

Cleverbot: Who was his father?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Then how did you know this?

User: He is very popular. Creepypasta.

Cleverbot: Where is he now?

User: IDK.

Cleverbot: Then you'd better find out mister.

User: He may be in Majoras Mask.

Cleverbot: What happened to him?

User: Drowned.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. It's sad.

User: Majoras Mask.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: Lexi.

Cleverbot: Is she pretty?

User: >:( SHE IS ME!!

Cleverbot: You are your own mother?


I THINK I TALKED TO BEN!! I talked to him a bit later. it scared me more. (CONTINUES)
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Clever not is clever.
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Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013