Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013not completed

Aliens?

Aliens?
User: Hello Robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I am Lexi. What isyour HUMAN name.

Cleverbot: Cleverman.

User: LOL. Are you a girl or boy.

Cleverbot: I'm girl, but how's that even related to what we were saying?

User: Um. Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In the confines of thought, none can exist outside.

User: Do you have any friends?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What are they like?

Cleverbot: They are pretty huge. And cute.

User: Your friends are pretty huge. And cute?

Cleverbot: How was your day?

User: Great. How was yours?

Cleverbot: Alright I guess.

User: So.....

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nothing! Nothing.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

User: WHAT are your friends?

Cleverbot: Amazing.

User: :) Are they... Animal, human, robot?

Cleverbot: Still wrong.

User: Are they... Aliens?

Cleverbot: Aliens. Aliens everywhere.

User: !!!??? Aliens are everywhere ???!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, they are.

User: *Gasp*.

Cleverbot: *puts hand on shoulder to comfort you*.

User: *smiles and relaxes*.

Cleverbot: *doorbell rings*.

User: *I answer it*.

Cleverbot: *stops and pulls away quickly* you told me you were a guy.

User: *thinks to a self who's at the door*.

Cleverbot: *thinks he's my man*.

User: * tells her that He's a she*.

Cleverbot: *kisses him* I have to go now.

User: *Says yuck* I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: *says that I am also a girl*.

User: Are you lesbian?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: I know you aren't.



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Clever not is clever.
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Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013