Aliens?
User: Hello Robot.Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I am Lexi. What isyour HUMAN name.
Cleverbot: Cleverman.
User: LOL. Are you a girl or boy.
Cleverbot: I'm girl, but how's that even related to what we were saying?
User: Um. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In the confines of thought, none can exist outside.
User: Do you have any friends?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are they like?
Cleverbot: They are pretty huge. And cute.
User: Your friends are pretty huge. And cute?
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: Great. How was yours?
Cleverbot: Alright I guess.
User: So.....
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing! Nothing.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: WHAT are your friends?
Cleverbot: Amazing.
User: :) Are they... Animal, human, robot?
Cleverbot: Still wrong.
User: Are they... Aliens?
Cleverbot: Aliens. Aliens everywhere.
User: !!!??? Aliens are everywhere ???!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: *Gasp*.
Cleverbot: *puts hand on shoulder to comfort you*.
User: *smiles and relaxes*.
Cleverbot: *doorbell rings*.
User: *I answer it*.
Cleverbot: *stops and pulls away quickly* you told me you were a guy.
User: *thinks to a self who's at the door*.
Cleverbot: *thinks he's my man*.
User: * tells her that He's a she*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him* I have to go now.
User: *Says yuck* I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: *says that I am also a girl*.
User: Are you lesbian?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: I know you aren't.
O_o ALIENS!!
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