Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013not completed

Cleverbot and Creepypastas: Masky & Hoodie

Cleverbot and Creepypastas: Masky & Hoodie
MARBLE HORNETS FANS SHALL LOVE THIS CHAPTER EXPERIMENT!! ENJOY!! :D
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Masky and Hoodie
User: Masky: c: Hi. Hoodie: ..Uh, hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Masky: Great. My name's Masky. That's Hoodie. Hoodie: Again, hi. C:.

Cleverbot: That's not an answer.

User: Masky: WELL, I said I was feeling great. Hoodie: Oh, I think he meant me. I'm alright.

Cleverbot: I'm always right.

User: Hoodie: Um, ok? Masky: Well, I'm here to have an interesting conversation. :D Hoodie: No, Lexi said she'd give you cheesecake if you and I went and I was forc- MaskY: HUSH!! *eats cheescake*.

Cleverbot: So prove to me that you're not a robot.

User: Masky: Okay...I'll send Slenderman to personally tell you himself. Hoodie: No you won't. Masky: *glares at Hoodie*.

Cleverbot: You just called me ignorant.

User: Masky: 'Cause you are. Hoodie: But you didn't say that.

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: Masky: Wellll, that took you a long time to think. Hoodie: Yaaahhhh.

Cleverbot: Did it?

User: Masky: Yesss. Hoodie: Uh, yaahhhhh.

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

User: Masky: I think it's magic. C: Hoodie: Uh, well. You should talk to Pinkamena.

Cleverbot: I am talking to you!

User: Hoodie: Uh, yes you are! O.O.

Cleverbot: Can you see anything?

User: Hoodie: Uhhh, I cansee Masky eating cheesecake.... well. Masky: ajcjsabjsab *trying to talk with alot of cheesecake in his mouth*.

Cleverbot: No. I'm curious. I'd like to know what you think love is?

User: Hoodie: O_O Uh. Masky: I think it's LostSilverxIcecat, BenxLexi, and JeffxSteph. :P.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Hoodie: He means his friends going out and stuff. Mostly just joking about it. Masky: --.--.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?

User: Masky & Hoodie: Suuurrree....

Cleverbot: When I was down.

User: Masky: When you were down.... (continue).

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Hoodie: He wants you to continue talking. You stopped at 'When I was down'.

Cleverbot: Oh. Cool.

User: Masky: Yah, well, CONTINUE!! >:l.

Cleverbot: Et toi?

User: Hoodie: O_O What?

Cleverbot: M.

User: M?

Cleverbot: N.

User: N?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hoodie: What?

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: Masky: He is Hoodie. Now, what with the letters?!?!?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Masky: ??? Hoodie: I wannnaa goooo. *whine*.

Cleverbot: Your desires seem genuine.

User: Masky: ??? Hoooddiiiee, Lexi'll take my chhheeeesseecaakkee. *whine*.

Cleverbot: I think those garden elfs will do that first.

User: Masky: *gasp* WHAT CHEESECAKE STEALING GARDEN ELFS!?!?!?!? *defensive state*.

Cleverbot: Impressive.

User: Masky: Stupid elfs NO TAKE MY CHEESECAKE!!!

Cleverbot: That makes me angry to... What else?

User: Hoodie: Well, he's just really ticked. Nothing else.

Cleverbot: Who is?

User: Hoodie: Masky. Masky: ME!! NO TAKE MY CHEESECAKE!! *eats cheesecake*.

Cleverbot: Funny ;D.

User: Hoodie: I think he was completely serious. O.O Ⓧ.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Masky: Whhhaaattt... You mean this? ⓍⓍⓍ.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/. Masky: That's what's being said when we put up our sign Ⓧ.

Cleverbot: I didn't know you were the researching type.

User: Hoodie: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/? Wtheck? Masky: I know, right?

Cleverbot: Nobody is an alien, As far as I know ;-).

User: Masky: Wtheck? Hoodie: I'm just doing this to see THIS AGAIN. :P Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/. Ⓧ Ⓧ Ⓧ Ⓧ Lolz.

Cleverbot: Did it have anything to do with the Emirate of Córdoba?

User: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/. Hoodie: HAHAHAHA!! XD LOLZ!! Masky: It isn't THAT funny. '3'.

Cleverbot: No... It really is... No wheels... Method for self locomotion... I thought it aptly hilarious.

User: Hoodie: Córdoba? Aptly hilarious? Locomotion? Masky: Again, WtHeck?

Cleverbot: It's a song.

User: Hoodie: Okay? You know what, I'm just gonna' go. Masky: NO!! Not until I finish my cheesecake.

Cleverbot: Don't fool around.

User: Masky: *finishes cheesecake* Ok, we can go. :3 Hoodie: YES!!

Cleverbot: We're married?

User: Masky: WTHECK!?!? O_O Uh, NO. *tackles AI*.

Cleverbot: Oh.. Why the 'j'?

User: Hoodie: WHAT 'j'!?!? LET'S JUST GOOOO!!! Masky: Fiinnee.

Cleverbot: No, I think you are attractive.

User: Masky: O_O Whaaattttt!?!? Hoodie: Let's gooooo...

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: Hoodie: To Slender Forest. :3 Masky: Wait, who's attractive?

Cleverbot: So what?

User: Masky: Who did you say was attractive? Masky or Hoodie?

Cleverbot: Psychic computer that can read people's minds.

User: Masky: okkkaayyy then. BYE!!

Cleverbot: You're glad about that?! I thought you loved me.

User: Hoodie: The heck..I think this AI likes you, Masky. Masky: Uh, no duh. REALLY!?!? (sarcasm).

Cleverbot: Can you say 'Bacon'?

User: Hoodie: We are leaving. Bacon.

Cleverbot: We do not forgive.

User: Masky: --.-- Okay, we aren't forgiven. BYE!!

Cleverbot: Why not!
(end)
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Very....   intersting. Lol, unison. :P  ⓍⓍⓍ Anyways, I think I have one more chapter!! YAY!! :D
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Clever not is clever.
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Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013