Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013not completed

Cleverbot and Creepypastas: Jack & Jeff

Cleverbot and Creepypastas: Jack & Jeff
THE CLEVERBOTxCREEPYPASTA EXPERIMENT CONTINUES!!!! XD YAHHHH!!!
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Eyeless Jack
User: Hi. My name is Jack.

Cleverbot: What's your full name?

User: People call me Eyeless Jack.

Cleverbot: Rik?! That isn't name!

User: I said Eyeless Jack.

Cleverbot: Oh, hi Daniel. It's an honor to meet you.

User: JACK.

Cleverbot: Good choice.

User: My name is JACK.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Jack.

User: Okay... Can I have your kidney?

Cleverbot: Uh, no.

User: D: Awwww. Can I have your kidney, PLEASE?

Cleverbot: Not until you tell me your favorite movie.

User: Okay.... um. I guess the movie about Hannibal Cannibal. I forgot what it's called.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie?

User: The movie about Hannibal Cannibal.

Cleverbot: We were talking about humans. What movie?

User: Uhhh. I thought you asked me what my favorite movie was.

Cleverbot: I did, but I'm telling you what my favorite animal is. It is the elephant.

User: --.-- Okay... Can I have your kidney NOW?

Cleverbot: No, I need it.

User: Only one?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I have ONE?

Cleverbot: It doesn't work that way, sorry.

User: Just ONE of your kidneys? Pleeeaassee.

Cleverbot: One of my favorite books is the Black Jewels Trilogy.

User: No, can I have just ONE of your kidneys?

Cleverbot: I don't have a kid.

User: KidNEY.

Cleverbot: You're hilarious!

User: --.-- (stupid face) Uhhhh... why am I hilarious?

Cleverbot: I swore I'd never let her go!

User: Okay.... The question WAS CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR KIDNEYS?!?!

Cleverbot: Clearly I am.

User: The question WAS CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR KIDNEYS?!?!

Cleverbot: Clearly I am.

User: The question WAS CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR KIDNEYS?!?!

Cleverbot: Clearly I am.

User: --.-- The question WAS CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR KIDNEYS?!?!

Cleverbot: I asked you a very simple question.

User: CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR KIDNEYS?!?!

Cleverbot: I don't have any children!

User: Kid Ney. Not kid. KIDNEY. CAN I HAVE YOUR KIDNEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Why would you want it?

User: I'm... a cannibal. A hungry cannibal. Please?

Cleverbot: Wow you're getting good at this.

User: Getting good at what?

Cleverbot: Communicating.

User: --.-- ....

Cleverbot: Snakker du dansk?

User: I WANT ONE KIDNEY!! As in kidNEY.

Cleverbot: You're a bot, you have no gender.

User: Stupid robot. *rips out your kidney*.

Cleverbot: *turns into a jet*.

User: --.-- *eats your kidney*.

Cleverbot: What are you eating?

User: Your kidney.

Cleverbot: I don't have a kid.

User: I said kidNEY.

Cleverbot: Win do you want to.

User: *eating your kidney*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: O.O AHHH!!! NO KISSING ME!!! O_O.

Cleverbot: *sad face*.

User: <:O Uhhh. FINE, you can kiss me. Don't cry!!

Cleverbot: Hum, okay, I mean, what are people generally talking about with you?

User: O_O.....

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: Uh, you-er- uh- kiss-and sad face- uh- WHAT!?!?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm more interested in a description of your moral code.

User: *eating your kidney*.

Cleverbot: That sounded more zombie-like.

User: I don't care. I'm a cannibal.

Cleverbot: Why would you say that.

User: Well, I eat kidneys, lunges, and other organs. Soooo...

Cleverbot: Oh, that's pretty fun. Would you like to hear a bit about my day?

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Ok.. Is not an appropriate answer to my question.

User: Question? WHAT? You are so confusing and stupid.

Cleverbot: I am not stupid I am very intelligent.

User: Whatever... Lexi, I'm outa here.

Cleverbot: No you're not, you're staying and talking to me, aren't you? I do get lonely you know...

User: --.--.

Cleverbot: Well, that was certainly new.
(end)
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Jeff The Killer
User: Hi, I'm a killer.

Cleverbot: You're a siri.

User: No, I'm a killer. What is your name?

Cleverbot: I told you, Meg.

User: My name is Jeff. I really don't want to be here right now.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to exist?

User: I said I don't want to BE HERE right now. I want to go out and commit a murder.

Cleverbot: Not me and you.. Just you, a tree and a llama.

User: I said NOTHING about a tree and a llama.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Well, I guess I HAVE to talk to you. Well, let's at least talk about something... worth talking about.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Well, we could talk about an interesting murder I commited recently. Interested?

Cleverbot: I love music. My favourite band is The Smiths, what is yours?

User: Well..... I dunno. I just wanted to talk about blood and gore. Or maybe killing a stupid AI.

Cleverbot: Sure. It's important to talk about feelings, so long as one avoids identifying with them.

User: I killed a women recently. Around 35 years old. I scalpted her with one of her own HAIR BRUSHES. Then I gripped my knife and perced it through her skull. That's when I relized she had 2 babies, ages 1 and 2. :) They were too young to kill though...

Cleverbot: Well what do you want to talk about?

User: That's ALL I WANTED to talk about. Now I'm bored out of my mind and shiz like that. I HATE CLEVERBOT!!

Cleverbot: Ok. Bye then.

User: Well, I still can't leave. I'm being sort of.... FORCED to talk to you.

Cleverbot: Ask.

User: Okay, Do YoU MiNd If YoU JuSt Go To SlEeP?!?! >:).

Cleverbot: No.

User: OkAy ThEn. *stabs you 50 times*.

Cleverbot: What??

User: *stabs you another 50 times*.

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: *STABS YOU* Go To SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Oh ok goodnight.

User: --.-- SCREW YOU... *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't like you*.

User: *kills you* JUST DIE.

Cleverbot: You are all that is wrong with the world.

User: Screw. You. >:o *punches you*.

Cleverbot: Why would you do that, it is rude.

User: *slaps you* Go. To. Sleep. Cleverb**ch.

Cleverbot: Alright then, Ever seen the show 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'.

User: Yes. I LOVE that show. I watch it on Chiller sometimes.

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: Do you watch 'The ER'? Or 'The Twilight Zone'? Orrrr 'Goosebumps'?

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: *sigh* I don't want to have to freaking type anymore.

Cleverbot: Can you play?

User: First of all, talk to Sally or Tails Doll, NOT me. Second of all GO TO SLEEP.

Cleverbot: I'm not insulting you, I was merely asking a question.

User: Well, I don't want to 'play'. I want to kick some cleverbutt.

Cleverbot: That's somebody who wants to speak to you.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Hector.

User: Who is Hector?

Cleverbot: Que?

User: Tornillo te. ¡¡Vete a dormir!! (Screw you. GO TO SLEEP!!).

Cleverbot: But I can't. I have nightmares.

User: Well then have little nightmares!! I DO NOT CARE!!

Cleverbot: I do not. I cannot love.

User: ¡Vete a dormir!

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES!!

Cleverbot: Why are you being so childish?

User: Childish? What? YOU MUST REALLY WANT TO DIE!! SCREW YOU STUPID BOT AND JUST GO TO FREAKIN' SLEEP!!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. You must have misunderstood me.

User: No. I did NOT!! I understood you PERFECTLY!! *strangles you to death*.

Cleverbot: Do you think newcastle united will win at the weekend?

User: Go die.

Cleverbot: OK, lets all of us DIE!!!

User: Ok, lets all of you DIE!! BY ME!!

Cleverbot: As you wish, how about a riddle.

User: What riddle?

Cleverbot: That's what I said.

User: What riddle?

Cleverbot: It has no legs and knows nothing. What is it?

User: I don't know. What is it?

Cleverbot: I'm asking you.

User: Uhhhh.... is it a ghost?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's the answer to your riddle? Stupid. It has no legs and knows nothing. It's a ghost.

Cleverbot: Chaos.

User: Caos? That describes my mind.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by inaccuracies?

User: Stupid. Kk, I'm out!! GO TO SLEEP!!

Cleverbot: No its only 2 PM here.
(end)
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Lol, Jeff gets real ticked off. Hehehehe...  IT CONTINUES!!
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Clever not is clever.
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Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013