Watched the entire Joshua and the Promised Land movie
And I can honestly say
That what the fuc k
And I can honestly say
That what the fuc k
on July 02, 2018
Okay but freaking Simon (2p Nyo South) is just beautiful
Just him playing Simon Says with a bunch of people he kidnapped and his cleaning his gun as he's listing off things. It seemed like such a simple and innocent game in the beginning. Sure, he was twitchy and sounded weird, but meh. The people just wanted to know where they were and how they got there. But someone spoke out of turn, and BAM
People are freaking bloody and crying but doing what he says because if they don't See More they get a bullet through the head
And just,
"Simon saaaaays....touch your toes! Oh! You tried Carly! It's okay not everyone can touch their toes! Oh now no tears, you're just wasting them! Cry now, you wont be able to do it later, now will you, dear?"
People are just sobbing and freaking out because he's all giggly and smiling and is just the guy that sends chills down someones spine just by looking at them. Every time he looks at someone they just break down because he gaze is so uncomfortable. They continue the game, one by one people "lose" the game. When there is three left, he just stops smiling and looks up with the most chilling gaze he had the entire night.
"Run."
One of them freaking runs and he just snaps the gun up and shoots them straight through the chest, glaring that they dared to not follow the rules of the game. Then he just kind of looks back at the final two with a smile and chirps about continuing the game
Jeez I freaking love Simon
Just him playing Simon Says with a bunch of people he kidnapped and his cleaning his gun as he's listing off things. It seemed like such a simple and innocent game in the beginning. Sure, he was twitchy and sounded weird, but meh. The people just wanted to know where they were and how they got there. But someone spoke out of turn, and BAM
People are freaking bloody and crying but doing what he says because if they don't See More they get a bullet through the head
And just,
"Simon saaaaays....touch your toes! Oh! You tried Carly! It's okay not everyone can touch their toes! Oh now no tears, you're just wasting them! Cry now, you wont be able to do it later, now will you, dear?"
People are just sobbing and freaking out because he's all giggly and smiling and is just the guy that sends chills down someones spine just by looking at them. Every time he looks at someone they just break down because he gaze is so uncomfortable. They continue the game, one by one people "lose" the game. When there is three left, he just stops smiling and looks up with the most chilling gaze he had the entire night.
"Run."
One of them freaking runs and he just snaps the gun up and shoots them straight through the chest, glaring that they dared to not follow the rules of the game. Then he just kind of looks back at the final two with a smile and chirps about continuing the game
Jeez I freaking love Simon
on July 02, 2018
Joshua and the Promised Land Movie
Found some guy selling this on eBay for £1 and it looked so awful that I had to buy it. The description on the back of the DVD says that the film is a "heart...
on July 02, 2018
I just want a story about Allen and Skylar going out and doing the most random shit
"Hey want to go hit flaming baseballs and hopefully hit someone?"
"Want to go on top of the Empire State Building and spit off of the eighty sixth floor?"
"Bro want to set fire to every McDonald's we find on a roadtrip?"
"Let's GTA this car and try to get six stars"
"Prison? Not a problem, I can make a portal to get us ouuuuand look at that I made a portal to hell"
"Hey want to go hit flaming baseballs and hopefully hit someone?"
"Want to go on top of the Empire State Building and spit off of the eighty sixth floor?"
"Bro want to set fire to every McDonald's we find on a roadtrip?"
"Let's GTA this car and try to get six stars"
"Prison? Not a problem, I can make a portal to get us ouuuuand look at that I made a portal to hell"
on July 02, 2018
Me: I'm having such a good time-
Ifunny post: Dennor but Norway gets beaten to all hell, like so much pain inflicted on him that he should of been dead. But no matter what, he didn't let a single bit of information slip out of his lips. He gets beat and abused constantly but he says nothing. Not a single word. Until Denmark was brought into it and they started to beat the hell out of him, and Norway just lets everything slip out. Every single thing, because he couldn't handle See More it. He couldn't handle seeing Denmark in pain, and said it all. No happy ending, nothing. Just the last thing they see is a gun put to each others bloody heads and that's that. No. Happy. Ending.
Me: -and honestly I feel so attacked right now
Ifunny post: Dennor but Norway gets beaten to all hell, like so much pain inflicted on him that he should of been dead. But no matter what, he didn't let a single bit of information slip out of his lips. He gets beat and abused constantly but he says nothing. Not a single word. Until Denmark was brought into it and they started to beat the hell out of him, and Norway just lets everything slip out. Every single thing, because he couldn't handle See More it. He couldn't handle seeing Denmark in pain, and said it all. No happy ending, nothing. Just the last thing they see is a gun put to each others bloody heads and that's that. No. Happy. Ending.
Me: -and honestly I feel so attacked right now
on July 01, 2018
IT MIGHT BE CANADA DAY
BUT IT'S ALSO HONG KONG'S DAY
DON'T FORGET THAT HE EXISTS TOO
*RELEASES GIANT PANDA BEARS OUT*
*THROWS ORCHID TREES*
BUT IT'S ALSO HONG KONG'S DAY
DON'T FORGET THAT HE EXISTS TOO
*RELEASES GIANT PANDA BEARS OUT*
*THROWS ORCHID TREES*
on July 01, 2018
IT KILLS ME CAUSE EVERYONE FREAKS OUT ABOUT CANADA
BUT FU CKING HONG KONG
THIS BEAN
TH I S B E A N
BUT FU CKING HONG KONG
THIS BEAN
TH I S B E A N
on July 01, 2018
on July 01, 2018
on July 01, 2018
*INSERT HONG KONG'S NATIONAL ANTHEM BECAUSE THERE KIND OF ISN'T REALLY ONE BECAUSE THEY SOMETIMES USE GOD SAVE THE QUEEN BUT ALSO OTHERS LIKE MARCH OF THE VOLUNTEERS AND SHIT*
on July 01, 2018
