simple_sheep - Page 82

I'm tired and I want to die but I have school in like, three minutes
*sigh*
Faaaaantastic

"Hatsune Miku has over 100,000 songs. If you count 80+ other vocaloids, there would be over 3,000 songs."
Well shit
"There are more than one new song basically every day"
Son of a bitch *looks at MP3 player* You're F U C K E D

Because I talk about wanting to die so much
NOW NONE OF YOU KNOW IF I'M BEING SERIOUS ANYMORE
AHAHAHA

YOU BITCHES ALL THINK THAT WHEN YOU SELL YOUR SOUL TO A DEMON HE DOES YO HOMEWORK AND ALL THIS SHIT FOR YOU
NO
THEY DON'T GOTTA DO IT CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY?
DING DONG MOTHERFUCKA WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YO GOAL
THEY JUST WANT YO GODDAMN SOUL

HAHAHAHAHHA
AAHAHAHHA
HAAAA
AFTER 2 FULL HOURS OF NOTHING BUT DEAD SILENCE AND WORKING
I F I N A L L Y F I N I S H E D M Y H O M E W O R K

*uncontrollable wheezing and snorting*

My stepdad said that rain causes more suicide *even though I love rain and storms to the point that I nearly cry when it rains because it doesn't do that often* and I nearly said one of two things
"Good I want to die" and "Well shit guess that's why I'm so ready to die" but then I stopped myself before I could say anything

And all the kids cry out "Please stop you're killing me WITH ALL THIS DAMN HOMEWORK JESUS CHRIST"

North: I wanna drink citric acid
South: No
North: Fine
South: Goo-
North: *drinks battery acid*

Sometimes you just gotta live with hating yourself
*sips bleach mixed with battery acid out of a tea cup*

OKAY LISTEN UP YOU PIECE OF MARSHMALLOW SHIT I KNOW YOU FRUKING WANT TO FRUKING WANNA DITCH THE PROJECT OR WHATEVER SHIT CAUSE IT'S A FRUKING PROJECT WHO LIKES THOSE PIECES OF ASS!? BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA DO THE SHIT BECAUSE YOU KNOW FRUKING WHY CAUSE IT'S A FRUKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT YOU CAUSE FRUKING TEACH WHO IS BOSS! YOU GOTTA GRAB LIFE BY THE DICK AND FRUKING BITCH SLAP LIFE UNTIL IT GIVES YOU A GODDAMNED A ON THAT PROJECT CAUSE YOU FRUKING DESERVE IT YOU PIECE OF MARSHMALLOW See More ASS! SIT YO ASS DOWN, GRAB THAT STUPID ASS LAPTOP OR WHATEVER THE STUPID FRUK YOU USE TO TO CREATE THE DUMB ASS PRESENTATION AND FRUKING GRAB SOMETHING TO EAT BECAUSE FRUK WHO CAN DO WORK ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!? NO ONE SO GRAB YO ASS SOMETHING TO FRUKING EAT AND SHIT OUT BULLSHIT FOR THE DAMN PRESENTATION CAUSE YOU GOT THIS

Someone motivate me to do my work cause I'm wanting to draw but I got a lot of homework tonight

I'm not gay! God why'd you assume that!
I say as I lick the rainbow Popsicle, while wearing rainbow glitter gloves, my rainbow socks with lights shining through my rainbow leggings, the rainbow crop top with rainbow suspenders went well with the rainbow hat and book bag I was also wearing

Teacher: Dress up as where you see yourself in ten years from now!
Next day
Me: *dressed as a coffin*

I'm doing my homework and we have to write sentences for these words and one of them is Tart
It means Prostitute
*Flashbacks to calling Hannah a stupid tart*
*snorts*

Ah, gotta love that wonderful dinner of Boiled lettuce and sausage!
So delicious amiright?

Imagine if instead of having shit shows on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network
They actually play the old shows and not try to reboot them!

This weekend Imma try the impossible
*Impossible because I tried it before and there are a few songs that don't exist on Youtube or anywhere else so it's like the songs don't exist at all*
Imma try and collect every sing Vocaloid song out there and slap them on my MP3 Player
You know, the one that already has 2000 songs on it and can only hold 12000 songs
Yeah that one
......*whisper* I think I'll need another one