simple_sheep - Page 81

I'm going to take a shower because life

Fear has two meanings
Forget Everything And Run
or
Face Everything And Rise

Okay so then I like looked at the demon guy and was like "Um....what the hell is going on." And he just laughed and held his arm out. So I took his arm and we started walking through these ares and he explained what the different things were for. So we walked passed this deep hole in the ground with like, thirty or forty people in it. Everyone down there, besides the demons, were wearing the same thing I was. So I looked down in the hole and asked what it was for. The demon guy See More kinda snorted and stopped walking. I looked at this one chick with like messed up hair and she looked awful and I was like "bro" and she kinda looked at me like "Help me" and I nearly walked over to her but then the demon dude whipped out his wings again and wrapped them around me to prevent me from going over there. Then he whispered "She shot a lot of men, and was even executed for it back in 2002." And I was like O shit. Then he removed his wings and waited for me to move on with him. But then I let go of his arm and walked over to her and she held up her hand, wanting me to pull her out and shit, but I just crouched by the hole and said "That was a bad thing you did, huh?" And then we had this long ass talk about life and how she messed up and how she might never redeem herself and shit. And apparently I enlightened her and she held up her hand again and I lightly touched her hand and smiled and then walked back to the demon dude. And BOI WAS HE PISSED. His brown eyes were like bright red and his claws were extended and his wings were arched and damn dude. Then he bitch slapped the fruk outta me, which scratched my face and man did that burn, then his tail wrapped around my neck and chucked me across the goddamn area and I slammed into a wall. Then he was all like "YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU CAN'T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE! GET OUT OF HERE! I'M EXPECTING YOU TO BE BACK IN THIRTY SEVEN YEARS" And I woke up

Okay so I had a dream and I was walking around in nothing but a pitch white area. The ground was foggy but not above the knee. I was wearing an ancient Greek kind of clothing, like a big white cloth was wrapped around me. Then I saw this big ass light and it started talking and it was all like "You've sinned. You've lied, stolen, hurt others, broken rules, you have sinned." And I was all pissed cause of fruking course I sinned. So I got all triggered and was like "Okay, first See More of all, bitch, don't act like you're the perfect bitch either. Literally everyone sins, fruking Washington sinned, the goddamn Queen *mutters long live the queen* of England sins, literally everyone sins so don't act like me doing shit is just as bad as a rapist murderer." And it was quiet for a long time. Then out of fruking no where the ground sizzled and I fell through it and I was like "Shit" I closed my eyes and waited to hit ground but then BOOM it was hot like a motherfruker like jeez I was wheezing and coughing from all the ash and shit. I opened my eyes and this demon dude who kinda looked like Italy just smiled and grabbed my arm and helped me up. Mind you I was dying, like I was crying, coughing bloody murder, and even coughed up blood. So this demon guy whipped out his bat lookin wings and kinda wrapped them around me and was like "Don't die again, jeez." and after I calmed down he let the wings down and I was finally able to look around. Like hory barrs it was horrible there was people getting lava thrown on them, people getting eaten alive by bugs, these HUGE bat looking creatures swooping down at snatching a body part off of people, people getting whipped with razor whips, it was hard core.
Next post will have more

"South I might have tried to make something...it was cereal....we don't have a kitchen anymore."
*Aggressive singing contest with Prussia*
"I once died for a week and when I woke up South was drawing dicks on my face."
"Sometimes I look at myself and I think "Man, aren't I the best?" Then every country just does something and I realize that I suck."
"I ate fourteen loafs of bread I can smell colours and see sound."
~North

"Kill me once, shame on me. Kill me twice, yOU BETTER START RUNNING!"
"I ate fourteen cans of spray cheese and I can see sound and smell colours."
"I drank a gallon of sparkles and glitter so I can be as fabulous on the inside as I am the outside..........take me to the hospital."
"What doesn't kill me better try again or I'll do it myself."
"I put bleach in an icecube trey and froze them." she sips the water with a shit ton of ice in it. "Now we wait"
~North
M e m o r i e s

"Nooooooorth! Why is the living room overflowing with peeps!?
-Southern Narnia at Easter in the Castle"
m e m o r i e s

So I made a new chapter to HetaOni on The_Narnians account on the big W and there is 4,290 words in the new chapter
*looks back to my under 500 word chapters*
*makes a British laugh and sips tea* Peasant you've grown so much

Ciel and I went up to the England dude after the play and I said "I'm gay but I'd go straight for you" and he leaned in to hear me, then understood what I said and only said "Ah thank you" and then we both left
Then Ciel had to leave so I escorted him and I shoved past everyone, the people and the actors while screaming in a random language. Ciel eventually fell and I fell on top of him and I yanked him back up and pulled him out the door
This is why we're both disappointments

Okay I thought the stupid play was going to be school propaganda
But I stand corrected
That play was FRUKING LIT
HORY BARRS
NO SINGING
A DUDE LOOKED AND ACTED LIKE ENGLAND
ANOTHER DUDE WHO LOOKED AND ACTED LIKE WILLY WANKER *CALLED HIM WANKER CAUSE HE TALKED TO ENGLAND AND ENGLAND LOOKED SO DONE* See More
AND THIS ONE FUNNY ASS BLACK CHICK WAS LIKE "HUN YOU GONNA MARRY OR WHAT" "THEY GOONNNAAA MAAAARRRRY"
It was quite awesome and 9/10 would see again
I'll add a 1 if the dude that was England and Willy Wanker will be there cause they good af

I'm going to see a play with CJ and his girlfriend Ella is in it
So that's why, he wants me to meet her and shit
So I got Ciel to join along
And CJ doesn't know that Ciel's coming along
So this is going to be f u n

JUST FOR ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION
THAT AIN'T A NORMAL PIC OF ITALY SMILING
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T H A T I S T H I S

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*INHALE*
W H Y M U S T Y O U H U R T M E L I K E T H I S

Thi(c)^2

My profile is basically me talking to myself

Me: I seriously want to die
Death: Oh so you ca-
Me: http://68.media.tumblr.com/0fb82d5a71f5d0c15900ea6fc87b9594/tumblr_n0es5gBcUG1qbp8mqo1_500.gif

I like chicken nuggets

Pros and Cons of me
Pros:
-Hey I can make breakfast pretty damn good
-Music slut, if you can play an instrument that can calm me down then shit you're a god
-I art so if you need a pencil I got 30 in my hair
-I write so if you need something that involves creativity I got everything
-I'm nice sometimes See More
-If I care, I try, and I wont stop trying until I get the result I want
Cons:
-Depressed
-Stressed
-Hetalia obsessed
-Headaches all the time
-Anger issues
-Easily pissed to the point of where I stop talking
-Doesn't eat much anymore
-Panic filled
-Emotion hider
-Cold
-Tired all the time
-Hates being touched
-Hates giving affection
-Stubborn

I hate physical contact
I can't even stand my own clothes touching my skin
I hate hugging, kissing, holding hands, cuddling, arm around the shoulder, arm around the waist, someone resting their head on me, nudging me with an elbow
I hate it
I really really do
So when I tell you
To fruk off and don't touch me See More
That isn't an invitation
TO FRUKING DO ANY OF THAT
JEEZ
IT'S COMMON RESPECT NOT TO DO SOMETHING WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU NOT TO

So Black Veil Brides came out with a new song
And this one actual isn't shit like My Vow!
Whoa!