simple_sheep - Page 47

You know the more I think about it
The more I realise that the Narnian's are probably amazing at parkour due to how much they run from the police

South's nicknames for people:
Neverland = Smol Bitch
North = Worthless piece of bread eating pathetic garbage
East = Austria wannabe Bitch
Herself = Queen Bitch
The Queen = Your Bitchiness
The King = Your royal Bitchiness See More
Other nations = Bitchies
The world = Pieces of bitches

Idk why Qfeast is so bitchy about paragraphs being too long, using certain words, and the Boob War when there is other shit to worry about like accounts from 2013 that haven't been used since said year and people can't use usernames because of it, updates, bitches in the community, and other problems but okay whatever floats their boat

Stories I want to write:
-Samurai Japan and his Lord, they both die in the last chapter. Japan recites a samurai thing and he's like "My past life, my present life, and my new life all belong to you." and he fuggin dies. Epilogue is the future *cough nowadays cough* and the two meet again but in their new lives
-DreamTalia
-Car crash America gets amnesia, forgets a very depressed England. Very depressed England goes through some shit cause of it
-Secluded Japan has to take care See More of a wondering China who broke his leg traveling around the mountains
-Blind depressed Prussia meets Canada
-Soulmate AU where the first words that your soulmate says to you are engraved into your wrist, Romano has none. But that's only because Spain is mute
-Italy has cancer and Germany had to fuggin deal with it, Germany also has to deal with his brother lighting illegal fireworks into the Grand Canal of Venice but let's ignore that fact
Stories I have to finish:
-Harmless War
-HetaOni
-Artist and musician thing
-Till The End
-Monster of a Hero
-Some other stories I'm forgetting right now
MMMMM I GOT SOME SHIT TO DO

"Your emotions are anger, depression, and dePrussian!"
~ @Lord_of_Cake like literally two seconds ago

So my health teacher was talking about how people have to be bored in order to have their brain running and I didn't think when this happened
Teacher: So when was the last time you were bored?
Me: *without missing a freaking beat, looks dead at her* Right now
And people started laughing and I felt proud but also freaked out because I just did that but then she was like "Well that's good!"

Me: I hate kids
Person: YoU wErE a KiD oNCE!1!
Me: I hate the sun
Person: yOU wIlL dIe WitHouT tHe SuN!!1!
Me: I hate the problems with the world
Person: StoP cOmpLaiNing AboUt ThIngS yoU cAn'T cHanGe!1!1
Me: Can I just have an opinion See More
Person: oTheR PeOplE hAvE OpInIonS tOo!!!111

Me back then: UgHhh I can't play this 60bpm, one page, all full notes sooOonngg uughHhh I suuuck I never get bBbeetter!1!11 I have to play ThRREE scales uHGHh I can'T do HTISSS uuGUUh!!!1
Me now: *holding up Andante from The "Surprise" symphony* This little bitch hard af. Two pages, 16th notes, half notes, quarter notes, I also have nine scales to learn all of the notes for so that way when he says one, without playing the piano I have to tell him the notes, and I have to play See More them at 80-100bpm....mm...Oh shit fam look! I have to play Andante at 60-70bpm! Hell yeah! Score! This shit ain't that bad

GUYS THIS WINTER OLYMPICS IS BEAUTIFUL
NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA CAME TOGETHER UNDER ONE FLAG, AS ONE NATION THEY WENT TO THE OLYMPICS AND IT MADE ME NEARLY BLOODY CRY BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT

Some random person: Why do you hate people?
Me: http://damienmarieathope.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1397174_743490575759331_41806135864703902_o-1.jpg
Person: Carry on

Prussia: *crawls through the window*
South: *sipping tea* North call Ghostbusters
North: *in the other room* Why?
South: *sip* Our castle has dead people in it again

In history we watched a video
It was Trump saying China for three minutes

Rant about all those people who are like "blah life sucks it never gets better"
You're like, fifteen. You know what that means? The average person lives up to about 80 years, so you're like, two years old compared to that. Compared to all of those years, and if you think that all of those shits are going to be "so horrible, it never gets better, ugh life sucks" then you are one ??????? idiot. You think that all 29219.3759 of those days in those 80 years are going to be completely See More against you? That all of those days are going to be shit and nothing good will ever happen? Well sorry to break your stupid ??????? bubble sunshine, but the world doesn't revolve around you. Bad days are normal, good days are normal. Sure some people have more bad days than good days, but that means that you have to cherish those ??????? good days like they'll never appear again. "Oh but I never have good days" Bull???????shit. Remember that test that you pass? Remember your friends talking to you and not ignoring you? Remember finding that perfect pare of matching socks? Remember when your phone fell from your hands and your earbuds saved them? Sometimes good days are just ignored because you don't win the ??????? lottery. If you believe that happiness is going to fall in your lap you're sorely mistaken. You have to make the day better, don't put your expectations so bloody high. If your idea of a "good day" is being the queen of the bloody world, or suddenly having celebrities fall for you, then you'll never have a good day. Cherish the small moments, because if you do that you just might see that your life doesn't such as much as you thought it did. Open your eyes, and look around you.

South: *gets a call* Yo, bitch speaking
North: *panting* I made a mistake
South: What'd you do this time?
North: *crawls through the window, looks at South frantically* I put a milkshake in one yard and cracked a cold one in another
South: Oh shi-
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I had a dream that North was in a fight with Prussia and North was panicking and smacking Prussia on the back over and over while screeching
"What the FUK. No, stop it! Stop! You canNOT FcKING PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!"
And he would just laugh and put more pineapple on the pizza to screw with her and she got really really triggered and said in a hush voice "I will hit you with my leg if you don't stop" and he was like "You mean, you'll kick me?"
So then she left, and he kept putting See More pineapple on pizza, and a few moments later he heard a thud....thud....thud...draaaag...draaag...thud...thud....draaaag
And he just turned around, and made the most girly scream
When he saw North holding her amputated freaking leg in the air, and smacked him in the face
Germany walked in at the wrong time and witnessed it
And this is why Germany never leaves his room when they hang out

I had a dream and the Hetalia characters were in middle school and
America wore so much Axe that he actually sent China to the hospital. He played football so seriously that he sent Canada to the hospital....he just sent a lot of people to the hospital on accident
Canada was the sweet kid that gave the new kids cookies. Brings his stuffed animal to school because he felt more comfortable around it, and America beat any kid that tried to pick on him for it
England dyed his hair, See More wore fake piercings, and put on fake tattoos and told people they were real. Every time someone would ask "didn't you have a different tattoo there?" he would just say it was a magical tattoo that changed. He was the very punk kid in school, but also played DND
France was the flirt, smacked peoples asses in the hall, and got smacked in the face so many time that if you raised your hand to him he would flinch. It was kinda sad because someone tried to ruffle his hair but he flinched
Russia was the kid that no one sat by because they were all terrified of him, which was also kinda sad. He was the nice kid but kinda creepy, like he threatened someone when they talked to his sisters
China was the kid who complained about PE, fell asleep in every class, and would hit people if they talked about his panda bookbag
Italy was the sweetest fcking kid ever like holy shit, people thought he had ADHD and picked on him
Romano was the one kid who cursed all the time but then cried when a teacher called him out
Germany was the guy who everyone feared because he was the one ripped kid
Austria gets detentions all the time because he brags about his money, and literally never left the music room. He was the show off who played the piano like a god. He never went to his classes because music was too important
Japan was the weeb kid, like he brought a bloody Miku pillow to school and an Attack on Titan blanket, he always speaks Japanese and rarely English because he can. And he always reads manga and shit
North and Prussia were the trouble makers, but North would start crying when ever they got sent to the principles office. They would do shit like snort pixie sticks, crack glow sticks and shove them in toilets, slap pads against random peoples faces, draw on each others faces and arms, shake soda with mentos in it and throw the bottle into a random classroom, they just did a lot of shit
South was the one kid who people feared because she was the Satanic kid who openly tells people of her seances, rituals, ext. But she was also the kid who if you screwed with her she would either, 1) Roast you so bad that you would end up having to leave school for the week or 2) threaten to use you in the next sacrifice. So she was the edge kid, but was legit Satanic.

How to win any person:
Step one: Dress like Belarus
Step two: Stare at them and squint hard
Step three: Say, "If I squint hard enough, you look like Russia"
Step four: If they don't fall for you immediately, punch them in the face and go to the next person