Want to help me write the laxatives and superglue, and the permanent pink sparkly paint story?
simple_sheep
YEEEET
on December 12, 2017
SmolRaccoons
HaCK
on December 12, 2017
SmolRaccoons
Cough
on December 12, 2017
SmolRaccoons
Sure
on December 12, 2017
on December 12, 2017
Regular:
"Germany, Germany, Germany is a great place
They feed me even though I'm a prisoner
The food doesn't taste crappy like British stuff either
Sausage, cheese, it's all so tasty!
For a dog, it's heaven; that's what Germany is.
But why are all Germans so stern? I feel like I'm going to be crushed by their intimidation See More
My heart is so afraid and I'm going to cry. The girls are so big, too
Is it your hobby to burst barrels of beer every day?
Also, please stop raiding my house in swarms. The tourists are way too scary
German chicks are bigger and better built than me
Yoohoo!"
English Dub:
"Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place.
Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food.
And it doesn't suck like English food.
Sausages, with cheeses always taste so good.
It'd be heaven for a dog. Yeah, that's Germany.
Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me.
Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?
Please don't come to my place in large mobs! German tourists are scary!
Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.
Yahoo!"
"Germany, Germany, Germany is a great place
They feed me even though I'm a prisoner
The food doesn't taste crappy like British stuff either
Sausage, cheese, it's all so tasty!
For a dog, it's heaven; that's what Germany is.
But why are all Germans so stern? I feel like I'm going to be crushed by their intimidation See More
My heart is so afraid and I'm going to cry. The girls are so big, too
Is it your hobby to burst barrels of beer every day?
Also, please stop raiding my house in swarms. The tourists are way too scary
German chicks are bigger and better built than me
Yoohoo!"
English Dub:
"Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place.
Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food.
And it doesn't suck like English food.
Sausages, with cheeses always taste so good.
It'd be heaven for a dog. Yeah, that's Germany.
Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me.
Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?
Please don't come to my place in large mobs! German tourists are scary!
Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.
Yahoo!"
on December 12, 2017
"Interestingly enough, in Italy's version of the song, he refers himself as 'Hetalia.' "
Idk
Probably
Idk it's just a thought
Probably...because...
Hetalia
Just might mean See More
"Idiot Italy"
And Boku kinda sorta maybe means something around the lines of "I am"
And just....
Idk, just a thought
"I am Idiot Italy"
I mean it's just a GUESS BUT YOU KNOW
Idk
Probably
Idk it's just a thought
Probably...because...
Hetalia
Just might mean See More
"Idiot Italy"
And Boku kinda sorta maybe means something around the lines of "I am"
And just....
Idk, just a thought
"I am Idiot Italy"
I mean it's just a GUESS BUT YOU KNOW
on December 12, 2017
When your friend does something stupid and you feel the shame
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When someone yells your name out in public and you realise it's someone from school
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When you look at yourself in the mirror
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When your mom yells your name See More
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When your teacher asks "who's next"
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When your friend asks who ate their left over food
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When someone yells your name out in public and you realise it's someone from school
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When you look at yourself in the mirror
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When your mom yells your name See More
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When your teacher asks "who's next"
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When your friend asks who ate their left over food
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on December 12, 2017
ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS BEAN
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AND THIS BEAN
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SHARE A VOICE ACTOR
A HAPPY, CHEERFUL, ENERGETIC BEAN AND AN EMOTIONLESS, COLD, HEARTLESS BEAN
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AND THIS BEAN
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SHARE A VOICE ACTOR
A HAPPY, CHEERFUL, ENERGETIC BEAN AND AN EMOTIONLESS, COLD, HEARTLESS BEAN
on December 12, 2017
My stepdad usually comes home around the time I get home from school
No one is home
You know what they say!
When in doubt!
*taps meat hook on hand*
b r e a k i t t h e f u c k o u t
No one is home
You know what they say!
When in doubt!
*taps meat hook on hand*
b r e a k i t t h e f u c k o u t
on December 12, 2017
I gotta write down a shit ton of stories
And I gotta download so many memes
And I gotta download so much music
I don't think I can do it all in time
And I gotta download so many memes
And I gotta download so much music
I don't think I can do it all in time
on December 12, 2017
Oh yeah Net Neutrality!
*nervous laughter*
Well I have to sa-
This content has been blocked because your ISP has decided that you cannot see this content until you pay a certain fine
*nervous laughter*
Well I have to sa-
This content has been blocked because your ISP has decided that you cannot see this content until you pay a certain fine
on December 12, 2017
DJs be like:T-T-T-T-TELL ME WHERE THE FREAKS AT - ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... See More *cue soft song*
on December 12, 2017
So I repeat posts huh?
Alright then
How about I post about other things!!
like wanTING TO CHOP EVERYONE'S HEAD OFF
Alright then
How about I post about other things!!
like wanTING TO CHOP EVERYONE'S HEAD OFF
on December 11, 2017
This chick in the locker room that has a locker next to me said "I came in here looking like a trashcan so that's how I'm going to leave" and I just never related with someone that much in school before
on December 11, 2017
I feel like all of my posts just make people say "Ugh, this one again" and they keep scrolling
But it's 2017 so who cares about my feelings now a days
But it's 2017 so who cares about my feelings now a days
Hey, I care about your feelings.
I love your posts, they are amazing. I always either laugh or say “hmmm yes. Interesting.” Because it is.
If you ever wanna vent or anything, I’m always here.
I love your posts, they are amazing. I always either laugh or say “hmmm yes. Interesting.” Because it is.
If you ever wanna vent or anything, I’m always here.
on December 11, 2017
I guess if you can critique someone, then your posts must be so much better, no?
How about we take a look?
How about we take a look?
on December 11, 2017
So the post that North always repeats is that "No one cares. At all."
Seems legit. It's not like I read all of North's posts or anything so I wouldn't know.
Seems legit. It's not like I read all of North's posts or anything so I wouldn't know.
on December 11, 2017
on December 11, 2017
on December 11, 2017
So my friend is reading Harry Potter right?
He's on the first book right?
He said that he knew a few characters, including the twins
He said he had to go read the book right?
I quickly said "Fred, one of the twins, dies" and hung up
I'm a horrible person
He's on the first book right?
He said that he knew a few characters, including the twins
He said he had to go read the book right?
I quickly said "Fred, one of the twins, dies" and hung up
I'm a horrible person
on December 11, 2017
You know how North speaks like, Jesus Fruk every damn language?
Just...
North: Te amo~
Person she's dating:....did you just call me Tea Emo?
North:...Ti amo~
Person: Now it just sounds like you're saying Tea more forcefully
North:.......Je t'aime~ See More
Person:.....Jee timmies? You're not making sense women
North: *sharply inhales* わたしは、あなたを愛しています, 我愛你, 사랑해, Anh yêu em
Person: I....I don't...know....weeb??
North: *tugs her hair* я цябе кахаю, я тебе люблю, я люблю тебя
Person: I don't speak vodka bears!
North: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *repeatedly slams face on table*
Person: Oh you love me
Just...
North: Te amo~
Person she's dating:....did you just call me Tea Emo?
North:...Ti amo~
Person: Now it just sounds like you're saying Tea more forcefully
North:.......Je t'aime~ See More
Person:.....Jee timmies? You're not making sense women
North: *sharply inhales* わたしは、あなたを愛しています, 我愛你, 사랑해, Anh yêu em
Person: I....I don't...know....weeb??
North: *tugs her hair* я цябе кахаю, я тебе люблю, я люблю тебя
Person: I don't speak vodka bears!
North: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *repeatedly slams face on table*
Person: Oh you love me
on December 11, 2017
How to see if a nap was good:
Are you still tired?
Do you still want to die?
Do you still feel stressed, depressed, mad, ext?
Oh, never mind. Let's be honest, who doesn't feel like this after waking up?
Are you still tired?
Do you still want to die?
Do you still feel stressed, depressed, mad, ext?
Oh, never mind. Let's be honest, who doesn't feel like this after waking up?
on December 11, 2017
South: Don't die, not yet!
North: Bitch I die when I want to die fück what you want
South: No I don't want you to die yet because you owe me fifty four cents, I want my fücking money
North: Bitch I die when I want to die fück what you want
South: No I don't want you to die yet because you owe me fifty four cents, I want my fücking money
on December 10, 2017