simple_sheep - Page 31

Okay but 2p America with a New York or New Jersey accent

Someone shoot me

hey hello howdy i know i said i'd reply to rps in a more timely manner but i have writer's block still and everytime i try to reply i wind up hating what i write and i just want you to know i'm not ignoring you my writing skills are just oof right now

You know that feeling when it's not jealously, but it might as well be?
Like, you're not like "huUUuu" jealous but you are "MmmmmMM" jealous?
Yeah

Someone explain to me why I don't care
Wait wait
I don't care

*places memes down on grave*
O o f

I'm feeling self confident........roast me bro

Me: Wow Avicii makes me want to live my life to the fullest but I just-
News: Avicii died
Me:......*holding back tears* I'm gonna live my life to the fullest

South: Have a nice flight
America: I don't control the matter
South: *driving off* Die then bitch

There's this video of this guy screaming "Ohh yeaah" during a live tennis match and it goes from the video the guy is taking to the camera of the film and everyone was just kind of like "stfu" and the tennis dude on the court was like, staring at him like he was an asshole
And I just imagined in the Noognian's were the dude on the court, and just
North: Is someone saying....bruh...this is how it's done....ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
South: Wtf is See More North up there saying that? *throws the ball in the air and smacks it at the guy*
West:.......*turns back around* I'm just gonna ignore that for now and hope that it's not North
East:....... I'd fu ck *goes back to hitting the ball on the ground*

Are we going to ignore the fact that Gerard fu cking Way was the lead bassist of Mindless Self Indulgence for a while?
Honestly that shook me because I didn't expect that because I freaking love MSI and just....GW??? In MSI???? Seriously???

God it kind of oofed me when I realised that the legend Avicii died
Like I didn't believe it
Jeez, this year is as bad as 2016

I'm four thousand words in writing a smut
I have a life I swear

Before you roast someone on their story:
China does say Aru, and loves cute things
Russia does say да, and is scary, he just doesn't know it
Japan does get uncomfortable around people, and apologises a lot
Italy does say Ve, cries a lot, and complains a lot
Germany does act strict, does yell, and gets irritated easily
America does eat a shit ton, says dude and bro way too much, and laughs a lot See More
Canada does get ignored, is soft spoken, says "Aboot", and doesn't get remembered often
England does insult people, calls people "baka" or "idiot" a lot, and does fist fight people
France does speak French a lot, flirts, and says some pretty damn perverted things
Don't roast someone because they added those details, they're going off of the show, not some headcanons or what the fandom says the characters are like. I've seen too many stories with some perfect ass descriptions of characters, but people are like "Uuuuhhhh Italy doesn't eat pasta that much huuuuu"
Like first of all bitch, his first word he said on the show was Pasta, he compared himself to extra virgin olive oil, he wasted water in the desert to make pasta, he made a huge huge sand sculpture shaped like pasta, he pulled out pasta from his pockets, he made pasta and Germany cleaned the mess, literally his life is pasta

http://thehomeland.org/imagez/FaeriesAireandDeathWaltz1.gif
"Arranged by accident"
"Light explosives now...and.....now"
"Insert peanuts"
"Duck"
"Slap thigh"
"Mmmmm" See More
"Cornet use ice"
"Play ball!"
"Gradually become agitated"
"Release the penguins"
"Remove cattle from stage"
"Balance your chair on two legs"
"Sing Hey Hey Hey-o ho hey!"
"Moon-walk"
"Continue "swimming" motion"
"Rests are imaginary"
"Spam"
What kind of drugs is John Stump on and where can I get them