I'm feeling self confident........roast me bro
on April 23, 2018
on April 23, 2018
Me: Wow Avicii makes me want to live my life to the fullest but I just-
News: Avicii died
Me:......*holding back tears* I'm gonna live my life to the fullest
News: Avicii died
Me:......*holding back tears* I'm gonna live my life to the fullest
on April 23, 2018
South: Have a nice flight
America: I don't control the matter
South: *driving off* Die then bitch
America: I don't control the matter
South: *driving off* Die then bitch
on April 22, 2018
There's this video of this guy screaming "Ohh yeaah" during a live tennis match and it goes from the video the guy is taking to the camera of the film and everyone was just kind of like "stfu" and the tennis dude on the court was like, staring at him like he was an asshole
And I just imagined in the Noognian's were the dude on the court, and just
North: Is someone saying....bruh...this is how it's done....ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
South: Wtf is See More North up there saying that? *throws the ball in the air and smacks it at the guy*
West:.......*turns back around* I'm just gonna ignore that for now and hope that it's not North
East:....... I'd fu ck *goes back to hitting the ball on the ground*
And I just imagined in the Noognian's were the dude on the court, and just
North: Is someone saying....bruh...this is how it's done....ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
South: Wtf is See More North up there saying that? *throws the ball in the air and smacks it at the guy*
West:.......*turns back around* I'm just gonna ignore that for now and hope that it's not North
East:....... I'd fu ck *goes back to hitting the ball on the ground*
on April 22, 2018
Are we going to ignore the fact that Gerard fu cking Way was the lead bassist of Mindless Self Indulgence for a while?
Honestly that shook me because I didn't expect that because I freaking love MSI and just....GW??? In MSI???? Seriously???
Honestly that shook me because I didn't expect that because I freaking love MSI and just....GW??? In MSI???? Seriously???
on April 22, 2018
God it kind of oofed me when I realised that the legend Avicii died
Like I didn't believe it
Jeez, this year is as bad as 2016
Like I didn't believe it
Jeez, this year is as bad as 2016
on April 22, 2018
on April 22, 2018
Before you roast someone on their story:
China does say Aru, and loves cute things
Russia does say да, and is scary, he just doesn't know it
Japan does get uncomfortable around people, and apologises a lot
Italy does say Ve, cries a lot, and complains a lot
Germany does act strict, does yell, and gets irritated easily
America does eat a shit ton, says dude and bro way too much, and laughs a lot See More
Canada does get ignored, is soft spoken, says "Aboot", and doesn't get remembered often
England does insult people, calls people "baka" or "idiot" a lot, and does fist fight people
France does speak French a lot, flirts, and says some pretty damn perverted things
Don't roast someone because they added those details, they're going off of the show, not some headcanons or what the fandom says the characters are like. I've seen too many stories with some perfect ass descriptions of characters, but people are like "Uuuuhhhh Italy doesn't eat pasta that much huuuuu"
Like first of all bitch, his first word he said on the show was Pasta, he compared himself to extra virgin olive oil, he wasted water in the desert to make pasta, he made a huge huge sand sculpture shaped like pasta, he pulled out pasta from his pockets, he made pasta and Germany cleaned the mess, literally his life is pasta
China does say Aru, and loves cute things
Russia does say да, and is scary, he just doesn't know it
Japan does get uncomfortable around people, and apologises a lot
Italy does say Ve, cries a lot, and complains a lot
Germany does act strict, does yell, and gets irritated easily
America does eat a shit ton, says dude and bro way too much, and laughs a lot See More
Canada does get ignored, is soft spoken, says "Aboot", and doesn't get remembered often
England does insult people, calls people "baka" or "idiot" a lot, and does fist fight people
France does speak French a lot, flirts, and says some pretty damn perverted things
Don't roast someone because they added those details, they're going off of the show, not some headcanons or what the fandom says the characters are like. I've seen too many stories with some perfect ass descriptions of characters, but people are like "Uuuuhhhh Italy doesn't eat pasta that much huuuuu"
Like first of all bitch, his first word he said on the show was Pasta, he compared himself to extra virgin olive oil, he wasted water in the desert to make pasta, he made a huge huge sand sculpture shaped like pasta, he pulled out pasta from his pockets, he made pasta and Germany cleaned the mess, literally his life is pasta
on April 22, 2018
http://thehomeland.org/imagez/FaeriesAireandDeathWaltz1.gif
"Arranged by accident"
"Light explosives now...and.....now"
"Insert peanuts"
"Duck"
"Slap thigh"
"Mmmmm" See More
"Cornet use ice"
"Play ball!"
"Gradually become agitated"
"Release the penguins"
"Remove cattle from stage"
"Balance your chair on two legs"
"Sing Hey Hey Hey-o ho hey!"
"Moon-walk"
"Continue "swimming" motion"
"Rests are imaginary"
"Spam"
What kind of drugs is John Stump on and where can I get them
"Arranged by accident"
"Light explosives now...and.....now"
"Insert peanuts"
"Duck"
"Slap thigh"
"Mmmmm" See More
"Cornet use ice"
"Play ball!"
"Gradually become agitated"
"Release the penguins"
"Remove cattle from stage"
"Balance your chair on two legs"
"Sing Hey Hey Hey-o ho hey!"
"Moon-walk"
"Continue "swimming" motion"
"Rests are imaginary"
"Spam"
What kind of drugs is John Stump on and where can I get them
on April 22, 2018
Okay but I'm talking to this girl and she's from Italy
And her English isn't very good, and it's making me just feel so happy because she's trying so hard and I'm just like
That's adorable man
And her English isn't very good, and it's making me just feel so happy because she's trying so hard and I'm just like
That's adorable man
on April 21, 2018
on April 21, 2018
Nothing better than cleaning your piercing trying to get the blood off around it and you end up twisting it around so it just hurts now
on April 21, 2018
Don't you love it when a dramatic moment happens during an Rp and then the other person just suddenly becomes a god or something and is able to heal people
Mmm
Me too
It's so lovely
Mmm
Me too
It's so lovely
on April 21, 2018
It was my birthday yesterday and I got a pack of 36 Prismacolours and it was beautiful
on April 21, 2018
Sooo I took a shower
And I might of rubbed my nose because it itched
I washed it and dabbed it with a paper towel but now I'm paranoid because I always get paranoid about things I'm not supposed to do
And I might of rubbed my nose because it itched
I washed it and dabbed it with a paper towel but now I'm paranoid because I always get paranoid about things I'm not supposed to do
on April 20, 2018
North's nicknames/thoughts for the 2ps
America: Once played baseball with him and he accidentally threw the bat and it hit me in the neck/ grASS
Canada: Went on a four month nature walk with him and we didn't know it was that long/ Flannel Moose...basically Sam
England: Killed me a few times for sweets/ Sugar Daddy
France: I can drink like 20+ wine bottles around him and he just goes along with it/ Wine Boi
Russia: Once glared at me for snorting when laughing/ Thighs
China: I See More smoked weed with him one time, never again/ China Dogg
Germany: Take no naps with this man/ Bubbles (because of that one meme https://img.memecdn.com/blow-bubbles-all-day_o_6512707.jpg )
Japan: Drew manga with him, turned out he was drawing some big H the whole time/ H e n t a i B o i
Italy: He once used me for target practice/ Boondock Satan
Romano: He dresses me up sometimes/ Jimmy James
Prussia: Punched me in the face with his metal arm when he woke up after a nap/ Bean x10
America: Once played baseball with him and he accidentally threw the bat and it hit me in the neck/ grASS
Canada: Went on a four month nature walk with him and we didn't know it was that long/ Flannel Moose...basically Sam
England: Killed me a few times for sweets/ Sugar Daddy
France: I can drink like 20+ wine bottles around him and he just goes along with it/ Wine Boi
Russia: Once glared at me for snorting when laughing/ Thighs
China: I See More smoked weed with him one time, never again/ China Dogg
Germany: Take no naps with this man/ Bubbles (because of that one meme https://img.memecdn.com/blow-bubbles-all-day_o_6512707.jpg )
Japan: Drew manga with him, turned out he was drawing some big H the whole time/ H e n t a i B o i
Italy: He once used me for target practice/ Boondock Satan
Romano: He dresses me up sometimes/ Jimmy James
Prussia: Punched me in the face with his metal arm when he woke up after a nap/ Bean x10
on April 20, 2018
I LIVED BITCH