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To all the accounts long since forgotten by time, I wish you all a peaceful night

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Okay but hold up
You know what freaks me out?
How we're all gonna age. We're all going to be fifty one day, sixty maybe, seventy, we're going to be so old and time will just keep going. No matter what, we'll just keep living until we die. Time is just a human concept to keep track of things, but god does it suck so much. Every single day just goes by and you're wasting your life or your living it. Who defines what living your life is? You know what freaks me out the most, how See More
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SmolRaccoons
When you and your friend are in two extremely different moods
on May 23, 2018
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Hurrivoi
The thing I love the most about my newsfeed, is that I know as you were typing this philosophical paragraph, you got a notification of someone asking you to asphyxiate them whilst referring to you as "father"
on May 23, 2018
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Choke me daddy
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simple_sheep
Why isn't choking when a guy sticks his dick in your mouth called Called chocking?
on May 23, 2018
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on May 23, 2018
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Well literally no one is online soooo
Yeah
Memes
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on May 23, 2018
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Mmmm I love late night hits of depression
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simple_sheep
mmmm
You weren't here for the two years I was in the Black Butler phase
were you?
on May 25, 2018
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sialjoans
Yeah, I guess.
Sharing is caring?
on May 25, 2018
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simple_sheep
Are you telling me to watch Black Butler?
@sialjoans
on May 23, 2018
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sialjoans
Black Butler is for you then.
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Mm I love me watching some awfully sad videos on YouTube
Mmm I love it when my beans cry
Ah who am I shittin'
Fuc kin' kill me
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on May 23, 2018
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So in Ancient Greece throwing an apple at someone apparently meant that you were declaring your love to the person you hit
So guess what I'm going to do bitches
That's right
I'm going to be chucking apples at my TV
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Hurrivoi
Jk, I know nothing about Ancient Greece
on May 23, 2018
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Hurrivoi
That was the alternative to a much earlier version of proclaiming love. In ancient ancient greece, a victim had his literal heart pried from his chest by his victor, who would proceed to offer the heart to the prettiest woman.
on May 23, 2018
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I love the game of "How triggered can this person get when I bash their cringe Oc"
It's really fun when you and your friend try to guess the level of Triggered they get
*sits back and sips tea*
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simple_sheep
Mmm you know all the cringe people on this site, Dollface
But you say a single word about it and bAM
Blocked *sip*
on May 23, 2018
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I took a nap after eating a bunch of pasta and it's almost nine at night
What the fuc k
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NessTheMemeMaster
Life goals right there
on May 23, 2018
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uploaded a photo
Hey look a random drawing of Dakota and Davie
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on May 23, 2018
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Okay but one of my friends just texted me and was like "Hey, I was with you last night, right?"
We have never hung out outside of school before, but I felt like something was up and she was lying to someone
So being the good friend I am I said "Yeah, why?"
And honestly I've never felt this empowered before in my life
I've never felt so special
So cool
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on May 23, 2018
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Fuc king show off
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SmolRaccoons
Ooh you throwing shade?
on May 22, 2018
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Dudes be getting pissy when girls don't talk about why their mad
Dudes be getting pissy when girls talk about why their mad because they're yelling

Dudes be getting pissy when girls wear makeup because they're "fake"
Dudes be getting pissy when girls don't wear makeup because they're "not taking care of themselves"

Dudes be getting pissy when girls wear a dinosaur outfit to their first date and the whole outfit is just filled with chicken nuggets and she's drinking wine but See More
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on May 22, 2018
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I scrolled all the way to October 28, 2017 just for Oly and Linx
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on May 22, 2018
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A random list of OC's I can remember having:
Sixteen Hetalia Oc's: North, 2p North, Nyo North, 2p Nyo North. South, 2p South, Nyo South, 2p Nyo South. East, 2p East, Nyo East, 2p Nyo East. West, 2p West, Nyo West, 2p Nyo West
Three Tokyo Ghoul Oc's: Davie, Dakota, and Daniel
Three fairies: Cherry Blossom, Apple Blossom, and Meadow Fawn
Three circus: Anastasia, Cass, Leo
Two Japanese "cats": Akane and Asahi
Two mermaids: Lora, and Oly See More
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on May 22, 2018
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I just imagined North making two braids and acting like they're nunchucks and just started whipping them around and screeching and smacking people with them
"Hi I'm North and this is Jackass" WAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAP
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simple_sheep
In case you can't tell, I'm looking through our old Skype messages
on May 22, 2018
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"We're awesome!" All eyes looked at the seat between East and North, who seemed shocked that he was there. North looked at everyone else, her mouth full of food. That didn't stop her from pointing the fork at the Prussian, and say, "I have no clue how he got there". East, however, just gave the other man a high five that echoed throughout the room. "
*wipes tear* So beautiful
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on May 22, 2018
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"One of the main rules of a nation is to not let anyone know of the time, date, or location of the World Meetings. Just so they wouldn't barge it. If someone did know, then it must be stressed that they mustn't enter no matter what. That was the exact rule the Queen broke when she kicked down the door screaming about how her husband was drunk, and broke her favourite wine glass. In her hands were three bags filled with different items for the lunch break they had half way through See More
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on May 22, 2018
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Someone: Definition of love?
North: Someone who will buy you bread at two in the morning even when all the bakeries are closed
South: Someone who will fuc king leave you alone when you ask
West: Someone who accepts you!
East: LOVE IS WHEN YOUR SOUL JUST BURNS BECAUSE THE OTHER PERSON SEEMS SO PERFECT IN YOUR EYES EVEN IF THEY HAVE SO MANY IMPERFECTIONS. LOVE IS WHEN YOU DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOUR OTHER HAPPY BECAUSE THEIR SMILE IS YOUR WORLD. LOVE IS WHEN YOU GIVE THEM A SHITTY See More
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on May 22, 2018
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North as a pirate tho
"holY FUKING SHIT IT'S ANOTHER SHIP"
"Ya know, dying at sea really...SEAms beautiful"
"I've eaten nothing but bread for a week and two days, and my crew is slightly worried."
"The ocean is so beautiful when the sun and moon shine on it....wait not at the same time. If it were at the same time I'm pretty sure Jack over there would of shit himself"
"I sunk England's ship and he and I were both so shook that we both just sat on the plank and stared off into See More
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on May 22, 2018
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Somebody once told me the world had nothing for me
There's not a screw that's secure in your head
Why try anything at all, when life's just one big brick wall
And you're no one at all, never will be
So the years keep coming and the years continue
The rules have been beaten and they've hit and they've tricked you
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on May 22, 2018
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