Bruh how much weed did I smoke last night
Wtf are these posts
Wtf are these posts
simple_sheep
Welcome
on May 23, 2018
NessTheMemeMaster
Jesus Christ, i just looked at those. I'm just trying to enjoy myself and make jokes and you're making me stone faced over here
on May 23, 2018
on May 23, 2018
Noot noot
You are an awesome fúcking person. Like seriously forget Prussia, you the man. You can art like a fúckin god like hory sheet bro you are the next Pedro Piqueno or whatever the fúck his name is. You are just a smol bean. You may be like no I'm an angry bean, but you smol and sweet and care about people. You are the best friend I've had and you are the shit. THE SHIT. Fúck there was an inside joke we had with the shit but I completely forgot it so yeah help a brother out. See More
When ya log on you gonna see this and be like O shit someone cares bout me
You are an awesome fúcking person. Like seriously forget Prussia, you the man. You can art like a fúckin god like hory sheet bro you are the next Pedro Piqueno or whatever the fúck his name is. You are just a smol bean. You may be like no I'm an angry bean, but you smol and sweet and care about people. You are the best friend I've had and you are the shit. THE SHIT. Fúck there was an inside joke we had with the shit but I completely forgot it so yeah help a brother out. See More
When ya log on you gonna see this and be like O shit someone cares bout me
on May 23, 2018
on May 23, 2018
Okay but hold up
You know what freaks me out?
How we're all gonna age. We're all going to be fifty one day, sixty maybe, seventy, we're going to be so old and time will just keep going. No matter what, we'll just keep living until we die. Time is just a human concept to keep track of things, but god does it suck so much. Every single day just goes by and you're wasting your life or your living it. Who defines what living your life is? You know what freaks me out the most, how See More time goes on for everyone else too
Not all of your friends or family are going to die of old age, some are going to go a lot sooner. And you're going to live through it. You're going to live through so many deaths and it's just...damn son
Just damn
You know what freaks me out?
How we're all gonna age. We're all going to be fifty one day, sixty maybe, seventy, we're going to be so old and time will just keep going. No matter what, we'll just keep living until we die. Time is just a human concept to keep track of things, but god does it suck so much. Every single day just goes by and you're wasting your life or your living it. Who defines what living your life is? You know what freaks me out the most, how See More time goes on for everyone else too
Not all of your friends or family are going to die of old age, some are going to go a lot sooner. And you're going to live through it. You're going to live through so many deaths and it's just...damn son
Just damn
on May 23, 2018
The thing I love the most about my newsfeed, is that I know as you were typing this philosophical paragraph, you got a notification of someone asking you to asphyxiate them whilst referring to you as "father"
on May 23, 2018
on May 23, 2018
Choke me daddy
on May 23, 2018
on May 23, 2018
Mmmm I love late night hits of depression
on May 25, 2018
on May 25, 2018
on May 23, 2018
on May 23, 2018
on May 23, 2018
Mm I love me watching some awfully sad videos on YouTube
Mmm I love it when my beans cry
Ah who am I shittin'
Fuc kin' kill me
Mmm I love it when my beans cry
Ah who am I shittin'
Fuc kin' kill me
on May 23, 2018
So in Ancient Greece throwing an apple at someone apparently meant that you were declaring your love to the person you hit
So guess what I'm going to do bitches
That's right
I'm going to be chucking apples at my TV
So guess what I'm going to do bitches
That's right
I'm going to be chucking apples at my TV
on May 23, 2018
That was the alternative to a much earlier version of proclaiming love. In ancient ancient greece, a victim had his literal heart pried from his chest by his victor, who would proceed to offer the heart to the prettiest woman.
on May 23, 2018
on May 23, 2018
I love the game of "How triggered can this person get when I bash their cringe Oc"
It's really fun when you and your friend try to guess the level of Triggered they get
*sits back and sips tea*
It's really fun when you and your friend try to guess the level of Triggered they get
*sits back and sips tea*
Mmm you know all the cringe people on this site, Dollface
But you say a single word about it and bAM
Blocked *sip*
But you say a single word about it and bAM
Blocked *sip*
on May 23, 2018
on May 23, 2018
I took a nap after eating a bunch of pasta and it's almost nine at night
What the fuc k
What the fuc k
on May 23, 2018
on May 23, 2018
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on May 23, 2018
Okay but one of my friends just texted me and was like "Hey, I was with you last night, right?"
We have never hung out outside of school before, but I felt like something was up and she was lying to someone
So being the good friend I am I said "Yeah, why?"
And honestly I've never felt this empowered before in my life
I've never felt so special
So cool
We have never hung out outside of school before, but I felt like something was up and she was lying to someone
So being the good friend I am I said "Yeah, why?"
And honestly I've never felt this empowered before in my life
I've never felt so special
So cool
on May 23, 2018
on May 22, 2018
Dudes be getting pissy when girls don't talk about why their mad
Dudes be getting pissy when girls talk about why their mad because they're yelling
Dudes be getting pissy when girls wear makeup because they're "fake"
Dudes be getting pissy when girls don't wear makeup because they're "not taking care of themselves"
Dudes be getting pissy when girls wear a dinosaur outfit to their first date and the whole outfit is just filled with chicken nuggets and she's drinking wine but See More she's in dinosaur outfits so she have tiny arms and she can't drink the wine perfectly and gets it everywhere
Dudes be getting pissy when girls talk about why their mad because they're yelling
Dudes be getting pissy when girls wear makeup because they're "fake"
Dudes be getting pissy when girls don't wear makeup because they're "not taking care of themselves"
Dudes be getting pissy when girls wear a dinosaur outfit to their first date and the whole outfit is just filled with chicken nuggets and she's drinking wine but See More she's in dinosaur outfits so she have tiny arms and she can't drink the wine perfectly and gets it everywhere
on May 22, 2018
on May 22, 2018
A random list of OC's I can remember having:
Sixteen Hetalia Oc's: North, 2p North, Nyo North, 2p Nyo North. South, 2p South, Nyo South, 2p Nyo South. East, 2p East, Nyo East, 2p Nyo East. West, 2p West, Nyo West, 2p Nyo West
Three Tokyo Ghoul Oc's: Davie, Dakota, and Daniel
Three fairies: Cherry Blossom, Apple Blossom, and Meadow Fawn
Three circus: Anastasia, Cass, Leo
Two Japanese "cats": Akane and Asahi
Two mermaids: Lora, and Oly See More
Two Kitstune's: Kitsun and Linx
One Death Note Oc: Jinxx
One Black Butler Oc: Chikaku
Random Oc's
Naomi Yhdistyivät "Mute Myth"
Renita and Araminta
Jade "Paint Rat"
Wolfgang "Music Disappointment"
Lucca and Shi
Guang Long
Min Young-shin
Jack
Sixteen Hetalia Oc's: North, 2p North, Nyo North, 2p Nyo North. South, 2p South, Nyo South, 2p Nyo South. East, 2p East, Nyo East, 2p Nyo East. West, 2p West, Nyo West, 2p Nyo West
Three Tokyo Ghoul Oc's: Davie, Dakota, and Daniel
Three fairies: Cherry Blossom, Apple Blossom, and Meadow Fawn
Three circus: Anastasia, Cass, Leo
Two Japanese "cats": Akane and Asahi
Two mermaids: Lora, and Oly See More
Two Kitstune's: Kitsun and Linx
One Death Note Oc: Jinxx
One Black Butler Oc: Chikaku
Random Oc's
Naomi Yhdistyivät "Mute Myth"
Renita and Araminta
Jade "Paint Rat"
Wolfgang "Music Disappointment"
Lucca and Shi
Guang Long
Min Young-shin
Jack
on May 22, 2018
I just imagined North making two braids and acting like they're nunchucks and just started whipping them around and screeching and smacking people with them
"Hi I'm North and this is Jackass" WAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAP
"Hi I'm North and this is Jackass" WAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAP
on May 22, 2018
on May 22, 2018
"We're awesome!" All eyes looked at the seat between East and North, who seemed shocked that he was there. North looked at everyone else, her mouth full of food. That didn't stop her from pointing the fork at the Prussian, and say, "I have no clue how he got there". East, however, just gave the other man a high five that echoed throughout the room. "
*wipes tear* So beautiful
*wipes tear* So beautiful
on May 22, 2018
"One of the main rules of a nation is to not let anyone know of the time, date, or location of the World Meetings. Just so they wouldn't barge it. If someone did know, then it must be stressed that they mustn't enter no matter what. That was the exact rule the Queen broke when she kicked down the door screaming about how her husband was drunk, and broke her favourite wine glass. In her hands were three bags filled with different items for the lunch break they had half way through See More the meeting. She strided up to the shocked girls, saying how she already gave West and East their lunches, and that the three bags she had now were for the two of them and, "That one Prussian guy who thought my pearl necklace was anal beads." "
I love my writing
I love my writing
on May 22, 2018
Someone: Definition of love?
North: Someone who will buy you bread at two in the morning even when all the bakeries are closed
South: Someone who will fuc king leave you alone when you ask
West: Someone who accepts you!
East: LOVE IS WHEN YOUR SOUL JUST BURNS BECAUSE THE OTHER PERSON SEEMS SO PERFECT IN YOUR EYES EVEN IF THEY HAVE SO MANY IMPERFECTIONS. LOVE IS WHEN YOU DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOUR OTHER HAPPY BECAUSE THEIR SMILE IS YOUR WORLD. LOVE IS WHEN YOU GIVE THEM A SHITTY See More DRAWING THAT YOU MADE IN TWO SECONDS AND THEY STILL LOVE IT AND DOWNLOAD IT OR STAMP THAT BITCH ONTO THEIR WALL, BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU AND CHERISH ALL OF YOUR GIFTS. LOVE IS APPRECIATING AND CARING ABOUT SOMEONE NO MATTER WHAT. L O V E I S L O V E *fliPS A FUC KING PIANO*
North: Someone who will buy you bread at two in the morning even when all the bakeries are closed
South: Someone who will fuc king leave you alone when you ask
West: Someone who accepts you!
East: LOVE IS WHEN YOUR SOUL JUST BURNS BECAUSE THE OTHER PERSON SEEMS SO PERFECT IN YOUR EYES EVEN IF THEY HAVE SO MANY IMPERFECTIONS. LOVE IS WHEN YOU DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOUR OTHER HAPPY BECAUSE THEIR SMILE IS YOUR WORLD. LOVE IS WHEN YOU GIVE THEM A SHITTY See More DRAWING THAT YOU MADE IN TWO SECONDS AND THEY STILL LOVE IT AND DOWNLOAD IT OR STAMP THAT BITCH ONTO THEIR WALL, BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU AND CHERISH ALL OF YOUR GIFTS. LOVE IS APPRECIATING AND CARING ABOUT SOMEONE NO MATTER WHAT. L O V E I S L O V E *fliPS A FUC KING PIANO*
on May 22, 2018