I'm working on a chapter to a story
simple_sheep
It'll be a surprise
on June 09, 2018
SmolRaccoons
Which story
on June 09, 2018
on June 09, 2018
I think Fake Love by BTS is becoming a meme and I'm hype af because it's getting into the Features on Ifunny
on June 09, 2018
*bathes self in holy water*
*snorts holy water*
*inhales holy water*
*drips holy water in eyes*
*drowns self in holy water*
*snorts holy water*
*inhales holy water*
*drips holy water in eyes*
*drowns self in holy water*
on June 09, 2018
There's a "caillou x shrek" and I'll read a line to you
Ahem
"caillou worshipped shrek but shrek stole his fidget spinner :' ( liek if u cri every tiem"
Also, there's a lemon with Caillou and Shrek and Shrek basically vores him by shoving Caillou's head into his mouth
Also:
" "BEGONE THOT" Calliou shoted so loudly you were blown against the wall, breaking the wood, and being shot into the sky. "Team Rocket blasting off again!!" You scream as you flew through the air. As you made See More your way into orbit, you felt your face grow hot with all the thoughts of Caillou swarming your mind. He was so powerful, so strong, so muscular. You were madly in love with him, but you were in orbit, so you'd never get to see him again. Caillou, meanwhile, was enjoying dinner with his family. He absolutely hated weeaboos and you happen to be one of them"
And my favourite:
Shrek x Hitler x Jesus x Madison x Caillou x Arthur it has twelve parts
"I'm just a kid who's 14, each day I take the Morphine, I have depression I'm Caiiiilllou, I finally grew hair, even in my underware, I'mmmm 14 now I'm Caiiiilou, Caillou, I'm Caillou (Do do do beep do do do do) I HAVE DEPPRESION"
As I'm reading this, my brain cells are dying. The next chapter is about him banging Madison, then Hitler screams at Madison because he "thought they would share Caillou" So then Jesus walks in and is like "Mind if I join?" and Jesus bangs Caillou from behind and then Shrek kicks down the door and screams "WHAT ARE YE DOIN ON MY WIFE" Then Arthur showed up on a unicorn and took Madison and Jesus away
There's still ten more chapters, I'm scared.
Ahem
"caillou worshipped shrek but shrek stole his fidget spinner :' ( liek if u cri every tiem"
Also, there's a lemon with Caillou and Shrek and Shrek basically vores him by shoving Caillou's head into his mouth
Also:
" "BEGONE THOT" Calliou shoted so loudly you were blown against the wall, breaking the wood, and being shot into the sky. "Team Rocket blasting off again!!" You scream as you flew through the air. As you made See More your way into orbit, you felt your face grow hot with all the thoughts of Caillou swarming your mind. He was so powerful, so strong, so muscular. You were madly in love with him, but you were in orbit, so you'd never get to see him again. Caillou, meanwhile, was enjoying dinner with his family. He absolutely hated weeaboos and you happen to be one of them"
And my favourite:
Shrek x Hitler x Jesus x Madison x Caillou x Arthur it has twelve parts
"I'm just a kid who's 14, each day I take the Morphine, I have depression I'm Caiiiilllou, I finally grew hair, even in my underware, I'mmmm 14 now I'm Caiiiilou, Caillou, I'm Caillou (Do do do beep do do do do) I HAVE DEPPRESION"
As I'm reading this, my brain cells are dying. The next chapter is about him banging Madison, then Hitler screams at Madison because he "thought they would share Caillou" So then Jesus walks in and is like "Mind if I join?" and Jesus bangs Caillou from behind and then Shrek kicks down the door and screams "WHAT ARE YE DOIN ON MY WIFE" Then Arthur showed up on a unicorn and took Madison and Jesus away
There's still ten more chapters, I'm scared.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/5240751/1/Caillou-s-Typical-Day this is cringey rated M even worse
on June 09, 2018
on June 09, 2018
I feel kind of bad because I'm just reading these cringe stories that some people actually probably really worked on, and I'm just over here laughing at them
Like, they could of actually really tried with thes-
"sonicxfreddy"
"Sans undertale x reader [HOT VORE!!]"
"Bigfoot Loves Sans Undertale"
"Neko reader X Creepypasta"
....ahem...they worked hard...and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exj2Ai6XXGY
Like, they could of actually really tried with thes-
"sonicxfreddy"
"Sans undertale x reader [HOT VORE!!]"
"Bigfoot Loves Sans Undertale"
"Neko reader X Creepypasta"
....ahem...they worked hard...and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exj2Ai6XXGY
on June 09, 2018
Someone give me a bunch of cringe fandoms
I'm reading these shitty stories and I need to laugh more but I ran out of fandoms
I already did Sonic, Creepypasta, Undertale, and Cuphead
Gimme more fandoms that have gone to shit
I'm reading these shitty stories and I need to laugh more but I ran out of fandoms
I already did Sonic, Creepypasta, Undertale, and Cuphead
Gimme more fandoms that have gone to shit
on June 10, 2018
Wonder pets Ming-Ming x Tuck
Start with this: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9958159/1/Wonder-Pets
Start with this: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9958159/1/Wonder-Pets
on June 09, 2018
on June 09, 2018
I feel personally called out
What type of wings do you have?
Webbed
No, these are not demon or bat wings. These wings are more unique.
People who wield these wings tend to be clever, mentally insecure-unstable, and prefer being the alpha.
When you compare the physiology of these wings to personality of the owner...
These wings are easy to damage. The membrane/webbing that connects the prongs can be ripped if snagged on something. Yet because it is merely a webbing, it takes a while to heal. The personalities of those with these wings follow the same guidelines- their minds can get wrapped around a subject or easily insulted, causing harm. They also take long to heal because they tend to dwell on whatever caused them harm.
With flying style, these wings are a bit jolty and unstable, but are good at pulling into divebombs and accelerating.
People who wield these wings tend to be clever, mentally insecure-unstable, and prefer being the alpha.
When you compare the physiology of these wings to personality of the owner...
These wings are easy to damage. The membrane/webbing that connects the prongs can be ripped if snagged on something. Yet because it is merely a webbing, it takes a while to heal. The personalities of those with these wings follow the same guidelines- their minds can get wrapped around a subject or easily insulted, causing harm. They also take long to heal because they tend to dwell on whatever caused them harm.
With flying style, these wings are a bit jolty and unstable, but are good at pulling into divebombs and accelerating.
on June 09, 2018
The Qfeast team hasn't posted since December 24, 2017
*sips tea*
They've left this hell and doing that in leaving the horrible monstrosity it's created to grow more and more
*sips tea*
They've left this hell and doing that in leaving the horrible monstrosity it's created to grow more and more
they know they fuc ked up by letting this website get so out of hand that they couldn't even control it's users anymore
*sips tea*
*sips tea*
on June 09, 2018
on June 09, 2018
So I just watched a clip of Ramsay eating food to try and find the cast of Masterchef and this girl comes up and Mac and cheese and says there's a twist
So Ramsay was like "What's the twist?" and put the fork in his mouth
And the girl said "Breast milk"
She made the mac and cheese
With breast milk
And he spit it out with such force that I was almost in tears, but then Ramsay started to laugh and spat it out some more with the same amount of force
And that's when I was in tears
So Ramsay was like "What's the twist?" and put the fork in his mouth
And the girl said "Breast milk"
She made the mac and cheese
With breast milk
And he spit it out with such force that I was almost in tears, but then Ramsay started to laugh and spat it out some more with the same amount of force
And that's when I was in tears
on June 09, 2018
*Tewepowts behind you and unsheathes katanya*
Nyothing pewsonyaw kid (´;ω;｀)
Nyothing pewsonyaw kid (´;ω;｀)
on June 09, 2018
Y cry wen u can die
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/58/cd/52/58cd5217b2d7f75293eecb132b8d0b2a.png
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/58/cd/52/58cd5217b2d7f75293eecb132b8d0b2a.png
on June 08, 2018
Damn these shows, movies and books
Gettin' my expectations of relationships and friendships too high
Gettin' my expectations of relationships and friendships too high
on June 08, 2018
I gave David a bath and now he's rubbing himself everywhere
I gave him my pants
I write this pantless
I gave him my pants
I write this pantless
on June 08, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnGPAYvve1A
19K likes, 42K dislikes and the commets
Other people: *gettin' triggered*
Me: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tumblr_ljh0puClWT1qfkt17.gif
19K likes, 42K dislikes and the commets
Other people: *gettin' triggered*
Me: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tumblr_ljh0puClWT1qfkt17.gif
#ProudToCreate: Pride 2018
You don't just imagine a better future – you create it. This Pride Month, we're celebrating LGBTQ voices that shape our world – past, present, and future. To...
on June 08, 2018
There are two types of people when playing games:
Person 1: My ammunition is 56/100 I have to reload!
Person 2: My ammunition is 18/100...*cocks gun* let's do this
Person 1: My ammunition is 56/100 I have to reload!
Person 2: My ammunition is 18/100...*cocks gun* let's do this
on June 08, 2018
Someone: Imagine East being forced to play football
South: As someone who actually loves football, I can assure you...that even I would feel awful for him, and I'm an asshole
South: As someone who actually loves football, I can assure you...that even I would feel awful for him, and I'm an asshole
on June 07, 2018
Me: I'm going to revise this character
Other character that I've been thinking about for some time: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/27392e9d143139483ce66c1a93c729b8886a6f280b938174a01879bc05e510b0.gif
Me: ...fuk
Other character that I've been thinking about for some time: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/27392e9d143139483ce66c1a93c729b8886a6f280b938174a01879bc05e510b0.gif
Me: ...fuk
on June 07, 2018
My body: Ey yo it would be nice if you worked out a bit more, ate better, had a set sleeping schedule, and-
Me: *eating snack cakes at three in the morning, scrolling through Ifunny while watching Youtube and laying in bed* wot?
Me: *eating snack cakes at three in the morning, scrolling through Ifunny while watching Youtube and laying in bed* wot?
on June 07, 2018