simple_sheep - Page 131

"If the shoe fits, wear it"
North: If the condom fits, wear it

This is a conversation between Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt and yourself, Feliciano Vargas.
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: *pulls on his coat* Hey! I'm goin' out!
Feliciano Vargas: Hm~ Alright have fun!
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: I won't. I'm going to the doctor.
Feliciano Vargas: Doctor? Oh no are you sick?
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an See More abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: No. Come say goodbye...
Feliciano Vargas: *he pokes his head out from around the corner* Goodbye to who? I already said goodbye to you though.
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: *he comes over* close your eyes.
Feliciano Vargas: *he giggles and closes them* Alright they're closed~ Just like old times!
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: *He lifts his own shirt, guiding it to a kick*
Feliciano Vargas: Hm?.....AH GILBERT YOU SWALLOWED A DEMON
You've left the conversation.

I'm such a good person

North: I'm a badass
Lights: *turn out*
North: *scREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
Lights: *turn back on*
North: Total badass

Oliver: Would anyone like a cupcake?
Everyone else: nO
North: Dibs
South: You do know that those are poisoned right?
North: *eats like twelve* That's the point

South: Go fruk yourself!
North: K
North: *grabs her 2p*

GOD I'VE MET LIKE FOUR CANADA'S AND EVERY TIME I JUST CALL THEM AMERICA

This is a conversation between Matthew Williams and yourself, Arthur Kirkland.
Arthur Kirkland: Who
Matthew Williams: Oh...
Matthew Williams: I'm Canada eh!
Matthew Williams: remember ME FOR FU.CKING ONCE
Arthur Kirkland: America is that bloody you?
Matthew Williams: NOOOOO See More
Matthew Williams: ITS MANADA
Matthew Williams: *PULLS OUT A KNIFE*
Arthur Kirkland: America I told you to not play with knives
Matthew Williams: *PULLS OUT A GUN AND A DILDO* SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO PULL THAT OUT TOO!
Arthur Kirkland: .....I always knew you were gay Alfred, with who? Ivan?

This is a conversation between England's left eyebrow and yourself, Arthur Kirkland.
Arthur Kirkland: Oh
England's left eyebrow: Master
England's left eyebrow: I have returned
Arthur Kirkland: Why must you torture me
England's left eyebrow: Because I'm an eyebrow
England's left eyebrow: And it's my job

This is a conversation between Madeline Williams and yourself, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo.
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: *rolls a tomato over*
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: I love you from my head tomatoes
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Pregnant!Tina Väinämöinen(Fem!Finland) and yourself, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo.
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Find yo Sweden and tell him the great news

And if I had a dime for every time I did something like this I'd be even more rich

If I had a dime for every awesome RP I've had on Shamchat, I'd be rich

This is a conversation between Captured! Merman! Lovino Vargas | Pirate! Antonio / Arthur? | Literate RP | ask for longish starter and yourself, Arthur Kirkland .
Arthur Kirkland : Fu.ckin Spain man he gonna make sushi outta you

I have to piss

Good and bad things about having seven or so friends:
Bad: More food to share
Good: More people to hang out with if some of them are busy
Bad: If they're all busy, you know you're a lazy fruk
Good: If they're all not busy, and you guys do something stupid, it's more fun
Bad: If you all get caught and get put in a holding cell, you have more parents to get pissed
Good: More jokes, more fun, more everything

Sometimes you can tell when something on Shamchat is personal because it isn't just like "Lovino Vargas" it's something like "Depressed! Cheated on! Abused! Alone! Lovino Vargas" and you're just there like "hory barrs"

North joined the Irish mod and Italian mafia before purely on accident, but still hasn't left them.
South also joined the Irish mod and Italian mafia, she joined purposely but only to make them all baked goods and to fruk shit up with North.

PART FIVE:
Kiku Honda: Nor have I...I sometimes wake up at night...terrified...from what..happened..I cannot deal with that again. I cannot deal with seeing the world in fact, being in such pain. There might only be two of us, but if we spread the word, slowly but surely, we shall earn others on our side. You know, Arthur, even though you're a part of the Allies, and I, a part of the Axis, enemies.....I feel as if we can work together better then our alliances alone.
Arthur Kirkland: See More I'm... I'm so sorry, for what happened to you... What can any of us do? No matter how many people we convince to- What. What would we even do? What can we even do? Kiku... The Allies and Axis haven't existed since the end of World War Two. We were allies before that, we can be again, even in a... Informal sort of way. I feel I worl better with you than any former Allie anyway.
Kiku Honda: Understood, which is why I held no grudge against Alfred. I do not believe it is his fault. His government forced him, which is why I still conciser him a companion. Most of the time, our governments force us to do things we never want, or wanted, to do...Arthur, even if we are in different continents, and our language barrier is great with our people...I would not mind working by your side. If only our governments would accept this as well...
Arthur Kirkland: They do... Our governments can force us to do quite a lot... I would love more than anything to work by your side. Though, I worry it'll be the same situation we had went we met at the beginning of last century. Our leaders want very different things from us. We may just have to make it work on our own.
Kiku Honda: You mean a secret alliance?
Arthur Kirkland: Mh... Yes. A secret alliance, of sorts. To work together as we can, and try in our way to improve the world. We can have each other's backs, protect each other if need be. Even without our nations behind us...
Kiku Honda: Arthur...I would be honoured to work by your side in such a way. With our similar interests and thoughts on the world, we could make this alliance work fairly simply and nicely.
Arthur Kirkland: I'm glad you agree! Then it's settled, then? A secret alliance.
Kiku Honda: Hai, a secret alliance....
Arthur Kirkland: I think it's brilliant.
Kiku Honda: It is brilliant, together we can make a difference, even if others think we can't. It's extreamly brilliant, Arthur.
Arthur Kirkland: I'm glad to be allies with you again, in one way or another. You were by first friend after the 1800's, and I couldn't ask for anyone better to work with! What exactly are we going to... Do, though?
Kiku Honda: As am I....hm? What shall we do? For now, we shall convince our governments to allow us to return to school, while doing so, we can create things to show the world what small acts of peace can do. We cannot completely have peace in this world, but having small acts of it will be enough for now.
Arthur Kirkland: Yes, that sounds like a good start. Small acts of peace. Anything we can do to help the people of the world, I should think.

PART FOUR:
Kiku Honda: Different?
Arthur Kirkland: Yes, different. I wish we weren't so... I'm not sure what word I'm looking for. Controlled? I just- I don't feel that I should be in danger for not being 'perfectly obedient'. I don't feel that I should have to- Subscribe, to whatever agenda they're pushing with utmost passion and zeal! Does that make sense?
Kiku Honda: It does, and I agree with you. I do also wish for a world of where we doing something of our own, doesn't have See More to be confirmed or not by our governments. Where if we do out own thing, it isn't concerted treason, just a sign of that they need to trust us. Trust...that's what this world needs. Trust...
Arthur Kirkland: Yes... Trust. It makes sense, in theory, that we're meant to believe what they do, truly. We are... Made for that, I suppose. We must be able to say that we believe in our government and be able to justify their actions around other nations so that our nation will seem strong- but what if all of us are lying? That sort of obediency can't possibly be- possible, in any of us! I am a damn good soldier, Kiku, but I will not shoot my son for any bloody war. If that makes me treasonous, so be it.
Kiku Honda: I understand, Arthur...... Fighting is pointless, it always ends the same every time. Every battle, every war...always the same. Always about something idiotic, and ends in millions of deaths. If it were up to me, and not my government, I would never fight. I would never destroy or hurt anything or anyone. Do you know how much it hurt me to cut Yao down the back to gain my freedom? Why can't...we just live in peace, and in harmony with each other. Guess it's a little to good to be true...
Arthur Kirkland: It's a very idealistic though. Honestly, I wish I'd had it before these recent years. At least you've done well for yourself, with your independence, yes? And at least you regret it! At least you /care/, that's more than seems can be said for most nations. Peace is not... Possible, I don't think. Things can get better, I'm certain, I have to be, but true peace? If it ever happens, it will be the greatest miracle of history.
Kiku Honda: I pray for peace every night since 1945. Things shall slowly get better if we keep trying. Even if what we're doing isn't huge, it's something, and that something will soon turn into everything if we try enough. You are correct, I sadly admit....true world peace, is impossible. I do hope the world realizes how silly it's being, and starts to do something about it....so maybe the future wont be that bad.
Arthur Kirkland: I at least hope that we- our countries- figure things out before we start another world conflict. I... I can't do another war, Kiku. I'll tell you something I haven't told anyone else, I... I haven't shaken the last two World Wars. And I can't do it again. I just can't. God willing, it won't come to that, but we've said it before and, well, there was another anyway! I don't know if we can ever do enough good between the two of us to really change things for the better.

PART THREE:
Kiku Honda: I do see your point, and agree. Forgive me for making that silly mistake.
Arthur Kirkland: No, it's alright. You are allowed to think differently, you know. That's the point of being different. But all the same, I believe you're right about some nations not thinking it necessary to pursue knowledge, considering our lengthy lifespans. Now that is a silly mistake.
Kiku Honda: Hai, it is. If we live so long, why not do something with it? Using the knowledge See More our citizens learned, and ourselves over the years and help out our own countries more. That's why I don't understand when some countries don't go to school more.
Arthur Kirkland: Exactly! I've had this exact argument with Spain a dozen times, he doesn't seem to understand moving forward, or the inportance of being close to the people and learning from them. We can do so much if we learn and work for it! At least to some extent. France would argue that we can't do anything, since our government makes all of the decisions, but we can do things outside of our governments!
Kiku Honda: Precisely! I never knew we had so much in common, Arthur. We can do things outside of out governments. We are nations, but that doesn't mean that we have nothing but paperwork. We have a lot of free time, which can be spent helping or citizens learn, and to have ourselves learn from them. Making our countries grow while doing so.
Arthur Kirkland: I always suspected so, you are a very reasonable fellow. We can do so much for our countries outside of our orders- Not just our countries, the world! It doesn't even have to be about our countries! At least, I don't believe it does. What little we can do might not be monumental, but at least it's something.
Kiku Honda: Little things can always make it bigger if one tries hard enough to make it happen. Even if it doesn't seem like much now, in about one hundred years, what we've done to help will be a change. It doesn't have to happen right away for it to be a change, it just has to happen in time. Even if it's just you and I going to school to help our countries, later on, it will be bigger than that.
Arthur Kirkland: Yes, you're right. Of course you're right. We do have to be careful though, when going outside of our governments. It's hard to balance what they want, and what you want. Too much of what you want, and suddenly you've 'committed treason'.
Kiku Honda: Correct, we must not go too far beyond our governments boundaries, but just enough to make sure that we've done something to help. We cannot be helpless slaves to our governments, but we also cannot be rebellious wolves. Our balance must be perfect, like light and dark. Good and evil....the perfect balance.
Arthur Kirkland: ... I wish it were different.