When I get home Imma sleep for a week and I can't get yelled at because it's my summer break after school
Whoo
Whoo
on May 18, 2017
Me: *shy as hell, says sorry for a lot of things, doesn't say much, awkward and soft spoken*
Friend: I need someone to get off my back
Me: bIIIiiiITTTTTccCHHHHhhhH! *snaps* HoNEY gET fIGHT mE yOU sWINE I W ILL BEAT YO ASS TO nEXT THURSDAY I WILL *screaming, angry, overprotective bitch*
Friend: I need someone to get off my back
Me: bIIIiiiITTTTTccCHHHHhhhH! *snaps* HoNEY gET fIGHT mE yOU sWINE I W ILL BEAT YO ASS TO nEXT THURSDAY I WILL *screaming, angry, overprotective bitch*
on May 18, 2017
I had a dream that Prussia and North had a stripper pole off while South and Germany were the audience
Basically it was the two albino dorks seeing who could dance the best on a stripper pole while they were insulting each other like
"You ugly tea bag, at least I can spin!"
"Yeah!? Well at least I have the upper body strength to do this! Ha! In your face you potato sack!"
South was eating cake and laughing at every fail and every insult
And Germany was facepalming the whole See More time
Basically it was the two albino dorks seeing who could dance the best on a stripper pole while they were insulting each other like
"You ugly tea bag, at least I can spin!"
"Yeah!? Well at least I have the upper body strength to do this! Ha! In your face you potato sack!"
South was eating cake and laughing at every fail and every insult
And Germany was facepalming the whole See More time
on May 18, 2017
Oh my Andy, Texas
I posted those like
A year ago
How the hell did you find those?
I posted those like
A year ago
How the hell did you find those?
on May 18, 2017
South: You're not that salty!
South: *throws North in a fresh water lake*
Lake: *automatically looks like it froze over but actually the lake just turned into a block of salt*
South: Oh
South: *throws North in a fresh water lake*
Lake: *automatically looks like it froze over but actually the lake just turned into a block of salt*
South: Oh
on May 18, 2017
I usually don't use the XD face unless I know I said something that might seem rude even when I didn't mean it to be
I usually just say lolol or something
I usually just say lolol or something
No one can tell when I'm laughing because the things I say when I'm actually laughing, and the things I say when I'm not laughing, but the other person expects me too be, are the exact same thing
on May 18, 2017
on May 18, 2017
on May 18, 2017
Looks like I'll be drawing this picture of Rap Monster for my friend https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZcdVu7WwAAdtlf.jpg
I hope I do good...I'm not used to drawing realistic things....especially humans
I hope I do good...I'm not used to drawing realistic things....especially humans
on May 18, 2017
America has worn all of these:
https://www.google.com/search?q=most+american+outfit+ever&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS689US689&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjisLbom_jTAhWJr1QKHRJqB1cQ_AUICygC&biw=1821&bih=868
https://www.google.com/search?q=most+american+outfit+ever&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS689US689&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjisLbom_jTAhWJr1QKHRJqB1cQ_AUICygC&biw=1821&bih=868
I like how this one popped in with it
https://www.google.com/search?q=most+american+outfit+ever&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS689US689&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjisLbom_jTAhWJr1QKHRJqB1cQ_AUICygC&biw=1821&bih=868#imgrc=xRTUG3ptCGNiAM%3A
Did he wear that one too?
https://www.google.com/search?q=most+american+outfit+ever&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS689US689&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjisLbom_jTAhWJr1QKHRJqB1cQ_AUICygC&biw=1821&bih=868#imgrc=xRTUG3ptCGNiAM%3A
Did he wear that one too?
on May 18, 2017
on May 18, 2017
Yo
on May 18, 2017
OKAY GUYS WHICH PICTURE SHOULD I DRAW FOR MY FRIEND:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/77/49/d1/7749d1aa7c1651f3ee39a2dcb6fab024.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZcdVu7WwAAdtlf.jpg
THUMBS UP FOR THE FIRST ONE
THUMBS DOWN FOR THE SECOND
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/77/49/d1/7749d1aa7c1651f3ee39a2dcb6fab024.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZcdVu7WwAAdtlf.jpg
THUMBS UP FOR THE FIRST ONE
THUMBS DOWN FOR THE SECOND
on May 18, 2017
Either we go together and be stupid together
Or
I go alone and act stupid af alone and die alone and sad because I had no one with me
We'd be the drunkest people there
We'd be running while seeing how many bottles of Irish Whiskey we can chug before either passing out, getting hit by a bull, or getting hit by a person