Imagine skinning a bunch of grapefruits and just putting all of them into a bath and getting into it
Squishing all of the skinned grapefruits and your body is stained red and you're just covered in grapefruits
The feeling of the cold mush pressing against your entire body
Dumping tons of sugar in there too so you can actually eat some of it too
Squishing all of the skinned grapefruits and your body is stained red and you're just covered in grapefruits
The feeling of the cold mush pressing against your entire body
Dumping tons of sugar in there too so you can actually eat some of it too
on June 18, 2018
North: South?
South: What?
North: Why is there a grapefruit in our dining room?
South: There's not a grapefruit!
North: Yes there is! I see it! I know a grapefruit when I see one!
South: Grapefruits are bullshit!
North: You're bullshit!
South: What?
North: Why is there a grapefruit in our dining room?
South: There's not a grapefruit!
North: Yes there is! I see it! I know a grapefruit when I see one!
South: Grapefruits are bullshit!
North: You're bullshit!
on June 18, 2018
South: I give you a lifetime supply of grapefruits
North: But you only gave me one
South: *holds up gun* Did I fuc king stutter
North: But you only gave me one
South: *holds up gun* Did I fuc king stutter
on June 18, 2018
*grabs a microphone*
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on June 18, 2018
That moment when you say fu ck it and go back and put more of the conditioner dye into it and just don't wash it out because fu ck it
on June 18, 2018
That moment when you fu cking spend twenty minutes trying to get your hair to be blue again but when you put your glasses on your fuc king realise that your hair looks even more faded than it did before and now it just looks disgusting
on June 18, 2018
Ey yo I just wanted to let you know that I really value our friendship and you're a really cool person
on June 18, 2018
When I got to New Jersey and New York
If I don't meet a man by the name of Allen
I'm going to throw pickles on the ground out of frustration
If I don't meet a man by the name of Allen
I'm going to throw pickles on the ground out of frustration
on June 18, 2018
Yo bitch
on June 18, 2018
What kind of description like her entire personality, physical appearance, likes and dislikes
So like an OC fillout form in extreme detail?
So like an OC fillout form in extreme detail?
on June 18, 2018
I need a detailed description of North as a character (not just a Hetalia oc) and I need your favourite drawing of her and I'm gonna hopefully get something awesome for you
on June 18, 2018
on June 18, 2018
Waluigi deserves to be in every single game in existence
He deserves to be in every movie
Every book
He deserves his own religion
He deserves to be in every movie
Every book
He deserves his own religion
on June 18, 2018
JESUS FUC K
So the song David REALLY hates on the kazoo is Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce
So I played it a lot to fu ck with him and now I have these cuts and bite marks all over my arms and shoulders and ankles
So I stopped playing it and now David is sitting by my door
And I started to sing "Through the fire and the flames we carry onnnn" and I looked over at him and THIS BITCH WAS GLARING AT ME WITH THE MOST HATRED AND DISGUST I'VE EVER SEEN HIM DO
And I just See More don't know how to deal with this
So the song David REALLY hates on the kazoo is Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce
So I played it a lot to fu ck with him and now I have these cuts and bite marks all over my arms and shoulders and ankles
So I stopped playing it and now David is sitting by my door
And I started to sing "Through the fire and the flames we carry onnnn" and I looked over at him and THIS BITCH WAS GLARING AT ME WITH THE MOST HATRED AND DISGUST I'VE EVER SEEN HIM DO
And I just See More don't know how to deal with this
on June 17, 2018
on June 17, 2018
Me: Today is going to be a decent day
Internet: Ey yo did you know that there is such thing as a Baldi fandom?
Me: *pulls out noose* I hang corrected
Internet: Ey yo did you know that there is such thing as a Baldi fandom?
Me: *pulls out noose* I hang corrected
on June 17, 2018
on June 16, 2018
Jack was East
#Conspiracytheory
#Conspiracytheory
on June 15, 2018