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That moment when your Hetalian squad broke up

Suffer
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That moment when you pour a Taki bag in your mouth and get a bit of the red shit in your eye

Once, North and South tried to open a little food shop, has a little of everything...they quit a week later because of this:
Scotland: Awrite, I'd loch tae order some scran fur takeaway. I'll hae a scuttle shots ay curry wi' pita breed an' chookie salsa..
South: *stops rolling out dough*...what?
North: *takes the phone* Yes how can I help you?
Ireland: Gimme that..*takes the phone* ..yeah can oi git a feckin uhh...spuds an' cabbage? An' an order av soda bread.
North:.............*slowly See More hangs up*

North: I'm gonna drink citric acid
South: No
North:...fine
South: Goo-
North: *drinks battery acid*

Imma slut for accents

I had two small pieces of bread for breakfast

If I ever get a dog, I really really want a Husky German Shepherd mix
Like
Badly

Today is the day that I answer every question with the word "Doitsu"

North and South: *stumbles into the castle*
Neverland: Are you guys drunk?
North: I don't know, are we? Is it possible to be drunk? What if this is our normal state, and when were sober, that's us being drunk?
South: WHOOOOOOOOO I TOTALLY KICKED THAT BITCHES AAAAASSSSS
Neverland:....how much did you drink?
North: How much did we drink? Can you drink-
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Neverland: Only three!? You guys got drunk off of three drinks!?
North: Stores

When you watch your friend leave a fandom you both were in
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When you accept the fact that they left
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The less friends you have
The more cake you get at your birthday

DID U GET LIL SUSHI THE CAT?!

North: I learned almost every language
South: I know three, English, Sarcasm, and Bitch-ian
North: Shit fam you win

Remember when we were at a pool party and we slapped the hell outta our thighs because they made a funny noise?

I can imagine North trying to be sexy
Then she sneezes glitter all over the other person
And like
Ruins the fruk outta the mood because now the person has glitter in their eyes

Y'know those weird spike things on North's head?
They kinda look like a crescent moon?
Yeah
Don't touch em

I'm actually kinda happy that the feed isn't filled with Hetalia