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To all the accounts long since forgotten by time, I wish you all a peaceful night

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Its like
Between my blinds and window again
I'll take the risk and lift the blinds
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on June 02, 2017
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I think I hear another wasp in my room
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added a photo to the starred list
Look how horrifyingly pale North is
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Sometimes I think I have a normal skin tone
Then I look at pictures like the one I took of my arm
And I get scared that I'm actually dead and I'm just portraying as a human
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North: We're just friends
Prussia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lLJGvygENo
Mission Failed, We'll Get Em' Next Time
Mission Failed, We'll Get Em' Next Time
Mission Failed, We'll Get Em' Next Time I'm So Proud Of This
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There is so many gay people online and it's so easy to just find another gay because my gaydar goes off like crazy
But in public
It's like
My gaydar is dead or something
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kyletheconjurer
Oh that's pretty gay
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I say about an Italy
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kyletheconjurer
On a scale of one to German how gay am I?
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This soft-drink Monster tastes like utter shit now
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North: *slightly shifts on her horse, grabbing the hilt of her sword, pulling it out. She looks at South*...are you with me?
South: *grabs the reins and looks at her* To the death....
Both: FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Orange.Soda
*fine--*
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*cough North would laugh and slowly follow her, making sure to take alllll the time in the world cough cough*
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Orange.Soda
*cough if South was picked up? Cough cough*
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simple_sheep
*cough if North was picked up, South would probably shrug it off and walk away cough cough*
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Orange.Soda
Neverland's revenge: Picking one of them up randomly and screaming "OFF TO NEVERLAND!" running off.
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Funny how Sealand is so close to the Narnian's age country wise, but they're so far human wise
He's exactly 50 years old, but human wise he's 12
The Narnian's are around 68, but human wise, they're about late teen/earlier twenties
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How do I convince a dude to be gay
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simple_sheep
Dude seriously, guys are cool because they're basically chill with everything
"Hey babe do you want to eat out?"
Girl: Okay
"What do you want to eat?"
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SmolRaccoons
He still won't give in to the gay side
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"Dude, girls are gross. Would you rather deal with an angry bear that'll slit your throat if you say 'hello' and deal with a bloody mess every month, if you know what I mean. Or would you rather deal with a guy that never bleeds out of his dick and has constant mood swings every month..."
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SmolRaccoons
It didn't work
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"What's better, having your dick grossly shoved up a vagina, or having someone elses dick shoved up yo booty."
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North has two sides of how she speaks:
"OH SON OF A *BEEP BEEP* MOTHER *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* I *BEEP* HATE YOU YOU *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* I'LL *BEEP* YOU YOU MOTHER *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*"
"Oh snicker doodles! You over boiled egg! You moldy, ant-infested, blueberry muffin! You over salted, under cooked pancake!"
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How do I have 900 followers?
Like
Wtf did I do?
All I do is shit-post
How the frick frack diddly dack patty wack smick smack dick dack tic tac mick mack rick rack did I get 900 followers from that!?
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I might not seem like the chick
But I actually love Titanic
It's one of my secret favourite movies
The soundtrack is what mainly got me to love it
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Y'know how your not allowed to say Gay Porn on here?
What if you were allowed to say Gay either?
How fruked up would that be?
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I want to make a Titanic story with like, UsUk
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I AM GAY
GAY
GAY
I LIKE LONG
BIG
COCKS
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SmolRaccoons
Putin- I am Gay
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World: Being gay is looked very down upon like...nearly everywhere
Me: I shall gay everywhere then
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Guys Killing Stalking was updated and.....omfa
I was not prepared for that
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