Bad advice? Post some really bad and funny advice!

"Choking on an ice cube? Drink some boiling water to melt it away!"

Are you too cold? Set yourself on fire and you'll be warm for a day!

is your pet cold? put them in the microwave, they'll be warmer in no time.

girl scotts can`t tell if money is fake or real so print that fake money bye those thin mints watch the new as a girl scott trop is arested for conter fit cash.

Microwave a microwave

close the door on your face!

put your hand on on a hot stove!