What would you respond with if Gordan Ramsay slapped two pieces of bread to your ears and yelled 'WHAT ARE YOU?!'? IDIOT SANDWICH

I’d turn to him, watery eyes deep with contempt and a slight sense of what may be dread. It fades away as quickly as it came, a smile upturning my cheeks. I deftly grab the pieces of bread from his hands and slam them onto his cheeks at full force.

With a dull, slow click of my tongue, I softly respond with “no.. no you.” I watch smugly as the words click for the pasty, sturdy man, and his expression falls, jaw loosening and eyes misting over. He lets out a muttered string of See More profanities and turns away, leaving me with the two pieces of bread and a newfound burst of self respect. I let out a small chuckle.

Grilled sandwich because I'm hot ;)

I'd poke out his eyes.

Honestly Id say something stupid like "Your mom" or "Donald Trump" because I am an idiot (~‾▿‾ )~

a deadwich

AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH!! (I love those <3)

yell back "GET OFF ME B!TCH!"

IM A GAY SANDWICH!!!

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Gordan Ramsay: *holding bread to my ears* WHAT ARE YOU?!

Me, suppressing a laugh: NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA, I'M 100% NíGGA

IM A BANANA!!!
bring back that meme pls

hooman