What would you respond with if Gordan Ramsay slapped two pieces of bread to your ears and yelled 'WHAT ARE YOU?!'? IDIOT SANDWICH

What would you respond with if Gordan Ramsay slapped two pieces of bread to your ears and yelled 'WHAT ARE YOU?!'? IDIOT SANDWICH

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I’d turn to him, watery eyes deep with contempt and a slight sense of what may be dread. It fades away as quickly as it came, a smile upturning my cheeks. I deftly grab the pieces of bread from his hands and slam them onto his cheeks at full force.

With a dull, slow click of my tongue, I softly respond with “no.. no you.” I watch smugly as the words click for the pasty, sturdy man, and his expression falls, jaw loosening and eyes misting over. He lets out a muttered string of See More
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Belle_Delphine
on January 09, 2020
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miragyeomie
Grilled sandwich because I'm hot ;)
on January 07, 2020
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Belle_Delphine
I'd poke out his eyes.
on January 09, 2020
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Blueberry_Child
Honestly Id say something stupid like "Your mom" or "Donald Trump" because I am an idiot (~‾▿‾ )~
on January 08, 2020
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glitcheskillingtime
on January 08, 2020
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Mina_Ashido
AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH!! (I love those <3)
on January 07, 2020
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Alpha_Wolf_Cosmo
yell back "GET OFF ME B!TCH!"
on January 07, 2020
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IM A GAY SANDWICH!!!
on January 10, 2020
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Queenofshadows
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Gordan Ramsay: *holding bread to my ears* WHAT ARE YOU?!

Me, suppressing a laugh: NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA, I'M 100% NíGGA
on January 07, 2020
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Alpha_Wolf_Cosmo
IM A BANANA!!!
bring back that meme pls
on January 24, 2020
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on January 10, 2020
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