If you were turned into stone in Popular Song, what pose would you do?

I would do the dab but one hand is doing the slow finger wag while I wait for someone to carve a dab police sign into my chest.

A kill Ariana the witch pose

Let me rephrase my answer. When Ariana turns Mika to stone, I jump in the air and try and save him. But I get stoned on my tiptoes. xD

A shocked MIKA pose. :D

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