Do girls really burp and fart? My girlfriend -a girl- says that they don't

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TheSortingHat
Girl farts are silent but deadly. Usually, when a girl farts around a group of guys, the guys just blame each other, which can be very entertaining to watch.
BlueTheQuizWhiz97
LMFAOO TRUE
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on August 19, 2021
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imnotsa
lmaooooo
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on January 03, 2020
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so not true. i'm a girl. my farts r deadly, but not silent. i try my best to keep it silent, but i can't. once in dance class i farted, and everybody heard it
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on May 25, 2015
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on November 28, 2014
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Ravenclaw3243
on October 09, 2014
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on October 02, 2014
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on October 10, 2014
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Elleyd
I can fully assure u we all do XD I even do burp competitions with my dad XD
to be honest i burp quite loudly, but i never win against my older bros and my dad
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on May 25, 2015
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P.S. i never win either:p
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on May 25, 2015
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same! i'm a girl myself, my family complains i fart too much. sometimes i do think it's disgusting too, but i can't help it. though the boys in m family like to do burp competitions with me too. XD wait a minute i just spilled secret. meh whatever
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Elleyd
yes this is the best xD
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on July 15, 2015
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on May 25, 2015
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AnimePup
ROTFL
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Elleyd
:p
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on October 02, 2014
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AnimePup
xDD
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on October 02, 2014
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Elleyd
Lol I guess we're both rebels xD
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on October 02, 2014
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AnimePup
I'm at lunch, discussing newspapers. I need to get to work. Bye! :D
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on October 01, 2014
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Elleyd
G2g I'm art school and supposed to b working XD
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on October 01, 2014
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Elleyd
Dude I wish i won! Major bragging rights!
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on October 01, 2014
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AnimePup
You're lucky. It's sd I'm more manly tha my brother.... :( I never win against my dad, though.
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on October 01, 2014
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Elleyd
Yea XD
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on October 01, 2014
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AnimePup
Seriously? xDD
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on October 01, 2014
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Elleyd
Admittedly I never win XD
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on October 01, 2014
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on September 30, 2014
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silvershard
of course they do it's natural for ppl of every gender to fart or burp
on December 24, 2014
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Obviously she does, every person burps and farts it's nature every girl does it
nature? it's that the right word? meh i dunno and i burp and fart too. i'm a girl
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What is your point
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on August 01, 2015
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malicex
on November 28, 2014
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Shes lying so you wont think shes nasty or maybe she has the mind of a 5 year old XD
@PoppyOHair Oh nuuuu ;-;
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on May 25, 2015
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oh no i got the disease of saming frm my older sis? or do i use elder i never knew
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on May 25, 2015
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haha same
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on May 25, 2015
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on November 28, 2014
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awesome_stories
Everyone burps and farts its natural, even if they don't admit it
i agree
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on May 25, 2015
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on December 01, 2014
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CrystalDiamond2323
um.. its human nature...
on October 08, 2014
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CaptainBandwidth
We burp confetti and fart glitter.
Veiled
Tis the Truth.
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TheRIverperson
on June 26, 2017
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godsnotdead27
YES! YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS KIDDING!
on May 21, 2015
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Alistar
Why in the world would she say that?!?!? Everyone does, and trust me. You do not want to be around my Aunt. She burps and farts all the time. DX
i suggest u don't wanna be around me
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on May 25, 2015
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so do i. i wouldn't care a bit
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on May 25, 2015
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ZodiacAnimeFreak
on November 28, 2014
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on October 10, 2014
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madison1
Yes every body does because both fart ing and burping are your body's way to get rid of waste just in a different form that's why we burp and fart.Your girlfriend is most likely joking or is embarrassed to admit it.
on October 09, 2014
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pinkie.pie111
Yep. We do:p
on October 02, 2014
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Nightcat
She's kidding ;)
Girls burp and fart
on September 30, 2014
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RosenEliza
Im pretty sure every human being on the earth farts or burps every once in a while...
on September 30, 2014
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ZodiacAnimeFreak
If she dosent fart or burp,probaly she dosent have a ass or a mouth
lol XD
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on May 25, 2015
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story.writer
on May 22, 2015
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Lol!
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on November 28, 2014
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TheSortingHat
hahaha :D
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ZodiacAnimeFreak
XD Well Its true,evreyone farts burps,even the animales!
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on October 03, 2014
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StargirlProductions
Of course they do. It's a bodily function! I'm a girl, (and I'm embarrassed to say this) but I burp and fart too.
on March 28, 2016
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Parabatai
Yes we do and no you should never admit that we do otherwise we will find you and we will hurt you.>:)
All_hail_Melon_King
on April 17, 2016
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DontMindMyAwesome
XD Pretty much.
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on March 02, 2016
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on March 01, 2016
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I am a female minecrafter... I do and they are all big... :p:p:p
on May 21, 2015
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Kanya888
As far as I know, yes. I say that because I'm a girl. Who is amazingly gassy.
on February 26, 2015
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threebeltking
I can't tell you how many times i've farted at dinner and had to go outside:p
i fart too much all the time, my sis sometimes says i just need to do my business. i don't agree with her. she tells me to go so i just go to the toilet but i just don't do anything there so i just go watch tv or something
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on May 25, 2015
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JeweledOwl812
Of course. As @CrystalDiamond2323 its part of Hunan nature
JeweledOwl812
*human XD
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on October 09, 2014
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PunkWitchTQuinn
Some girls fart or burp worst the dudes
yeah, i do. some guys complain that i fart and/or burp too much. mostly fart
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on May 25, 2015
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on September 30, 2014
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MockingjayDistrict
Yeah, EVERYONE burps and farts.
on September 30, 2014
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AnimePup
Yes, they do.
on September 30, 2014
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Acookie
of couse we do!!! just not around boys...
on March 29, 2016
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Good_Bye
YAASS WE DO!!!

I burp ALL the time! I challenge my guy friends ALL the time! :D
All_hail_Melon_King
I actually can't burp but somehow it's not deadly but silent.
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on April 17, 2016
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on March 28, 2016
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harrystylesgirl1234
Umm....YA EVERYONE DOES AND THERES NO LIEING ABOUT IT:D:D LOL FUNNY QUESTION!!!!!
on March 27, 2016
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Writer_Drawer_Arts
We dO. I burp a lot and yeah we do
on March 27, 2016
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