Why do YOU think the chicken crossed the road?

To get to the chicken

*Grins evilly*

Because he was suicidal. Because he needed an eye and the birdseye shop was on the other side. Because he was being chased by a butcher. I don't know, why do YOU cross the road?!?!?

BECAUSE THERE WAS PIZZA AND SODA ON THE OTHER SIDE AND HE WANTED TO EAT IT!!! DUH

Cause he was to lazy to go all the way around without having to cross the road

Because chicken's have small brains and their thoughts are very curious and they wanted to cross the stinking road to investigate

To get to the other side