What are some random quotes? Hey I'm just wondering what funny or really random quotes. Someone just said and I quote "Your a special kind of stupid aren't you?" XD

The main difference between boys and girls is that girls mature slightly faster and boys are idiots! (Sorry boys!)

-true things amelia rules

When a baby first laughs a fairy is born, therfore, there are as many children as fairies. The pink are the boys , the white are the girls and the blue are the little silies that don't know what they are!

-Peter pan

I'm so good at sleeping I can do t with my eyes closed

- (i don't know where it came from)

Alll children except one grow See More up.

- Peter pan

"Younger girls usually write very silly, goofy, cute songs. But when you get to the tweens and teens, you're getting some heavy, dark, witty stuff."

This is the best one-liner I think I have ever wrote: May death be the sweetest thing that comes to you.

I have a lot of other great lines (not to be arrogant but you know what I mean :">)

If you want real quotes just ask I know TONS.

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of fear" -Mark Twain

And here's another one for you. One that I made:

When Tobias entered the streets, he saw the hearse of Tris Prior's body.
But one thing was missing.
"I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE CAKE!"

xD

"Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing."
"Well, I would only go if there was cake."

XD

"I don't trust you."
"If you did, you'd be the fool I always took you for"

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

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