What is the best riddle you know? I need a good one to fool my class.

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Luigi25
What did the traffic light say to the car?


A: Nothing, it's a traffic light. LOL
on May 31, 2018
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U are in an indestructible box with a table and a mirror. How do u get out?


Answer: U look in the mirror and see what you SAW. U take the SAW and saw the table in half. Two halves make a HOLE. U jump thru the hole and escape.^_^
on July 19, 2016
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RosenEliza
What stays in a corner but can travel the world?

Answer a stamp it stays in the corner of the envelope but can travel the world.
on March 01, 2016
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fleur22045
I'm gonna give you one from the hobbit, what has roots that can never be seen, is taller than trees, up up it goes, yet never grows, (gollum said this one)
fleur22045
time? I cant really remember!
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on March 09, 2014
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Nightcat
ooh wat about
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills. See More
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on January 28, 2014
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fleur22045
The answer is a mountain
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on July 22, 2013
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Tigers_eye
a horse is attached to a 1 meter rope, the bale of hay is 2 meters away. The horse manages to reach the hay no problem.
How?
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The other end isn't tied to anything!
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on March 30, 2013
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Tigers_eye
He can't reach the button when it's sunny because he is too small but when it's raining he can push it with his umbrella.
on June 14, 2012
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Tigers_eye
He is very very small.
on June 14, 2012
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Tigers_eye
A man lives on the 40th floor of a flat, on Saturday it was raining and he goes for a walk, comes back and takes the lift. On Sunday he goes out again, it was sunny, this time he goes up the stairs. Why?
hes really short so when raining, he pushes elevator buttons with umbrella, and when sunny hes way too short. Ive heard this one before^_^
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on July 19, 2016
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on June 14, 2012
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Tigers_eye
The dictionary says: Eats shoots and leaves.
on June 14, 2012
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Tigers_eye
a panda walks into a restaurant, it orders some food, eats it, pulls out a gun and leaves. the police arrive at the pandas house and knocks on the door. Questions the panda, all the panda said was 'look it up in the dictionary' if you want to know what happens.
on June 14, 2012
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puglover3000bff
Well Santa down your chimmney
on May 19, 2012
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on May 19, 2012
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puglover3000bff
what is red white and black all over?
on May 19, 2012
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WolfsHowl098
Also thia one
There are 2 dads and 2 sons.
One dad gives his son 100 pounds. Other dad gives his son 50 pounds. The 2 sons get together and they have 100 pounds. How did it happen?
Clue(You can give it): They didnt spend or lose the money.
Ans: You got Grandad(1 dad), Dad(2 dads and 1 son), and son(2 dads 2 sons) XD
on April 02, 2012
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WolfsHowl098
What walks on 4 legs in the morning 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening?
Ans:Human
on April 02, 2012
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puppies
oh the answer is he walked into a metal bar. he didnt walk into a food bar!
on December 31, 2011
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puppies
a man walks into a bar ouch?????????????????
on December 31, 2011
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puppies
answer:The letter "O". It is not a letter in "the alphabet".
on December 30, 2011
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puppies
Where there are two, you see just one.
But if there are thirty, you will see none.
It comes in a month, but not in a year.
Horror has several, but it causes no fear.
It's in Wisconsin, but not New Hampshire.
It's in a response, but not in an answer.

HINT: It is not a letter in the alphabet.
on December 30, 2011
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Nobody.07
hope you enjoyed them ;)
on November 16, 2011
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Nobody.07
The man who invented it doesn't want it.
The man who bought it doesn't need it.
The man who needs it doesn't know it.........................coffin
on November 16, 2011
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Nobody.07
forward i am very heavy, backward i am not. ..........ton
on November 16, 2011
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Nobody.07
What's the beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of every end,
The end of every place? ...........letter E
on November 16, 2011
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Nobody.07
no sooner than spoken, broken. ..........silence
on November 16, 2011
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Nobody.07
you use a knife to slice my head and you weep beside me when I am dead.............................................................................................. onion :)
on November 16, 2011
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Nobody.07
the chicken riddle is EASY TECHNICALLY it would be the egg, because there have been dinosaur eggs long BEFORE the chicken evolved from the dinosaurs. i know that it is analyzing the riddle, but TECHNICALLY.......
Nobody.07
... there were eggs before the chickens. Other reptile and dinosaur eggs. Whatever species the chickens evolved from- laid eggs.
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on March 30, 2013
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Tigers_eye
When the coal is left even longer, the natural form of diamonds are formed. And that is why children, diamonds are rarer than any other stone.

And that is why the chicken came before the egg.
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on March 30, 2013
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Tigers_eye
Then when died out, turned into coal into the earth maturing for about 30 million years. Animals in the sea (including crustaceans) over 30 million years of time turn into oil into the ground. That is why coal and oil are scarce resources because it takes such a long time.
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Tigers_eye
nope.

Millions of years ago children, the chicken was evolved from another animal due to climate change and adaptations, the animal that it was evolved from and other animals were produced over millions of years from micro organisms.
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on November 16, 2011
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mani66glad
Did hen comes first or egg.......?answer me.........
on November 09, 2011
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Fadi001
Book nook I answered
on September 24, 2011
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Booknook74
I guess this is what google is for...
on September 24, 2011
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Fadi001
Umm....I got one "at morning it has 4 feet afternoon 2 and night 3 the answer is human
on September 22, 2011
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