Turtles-How can I be a turtle? How can I be a turtle?

you need to get a bag with some cheese and some green paint

Also you have to like the water and warm climate!

How can a turtle be human? Hmm! How come no one ask THAT question! He he he he!

Believe you are a turtle. You have to BELIEVE in here *taps head*

Walk around your house on your hands and knees with a circular laundry basket taped to your back and a green hat.
I did that once and I even went so far as to walk around my neighborhood. Try it, it works.

Don't reply at all, have a hump on your back and walk EXTREMELY slow. LOL!