Would You Rather? ~Hetaria~

Well, I actually like pancakes more than McDonald's. 1. They always get the order wrong, 2. Wow that's expensive for one small food item, 3. This tastes like it has a bunch of stuff added to it. Oh, wait.
(Breaking News: Americans are defying the stereotype.)

Ok I'm probably the least steryotypical american saying this:
MCDONALDS IS SHIT
IT TASTES LIKE DEATH.

Fúck America
Canada is a smol bean