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Yo mama so fat that she doesn't have a tailor, she has a contractor!
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on May 22, 2015
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Yo mamma so stupid she stayed up all night to catch some sleep.
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on May 22, 2015
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Yo mama so fat it took 8 planes to carry her to the bathroom
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ewillhite
yo mama so fat that her belly got to the door 15 minutes before she did
on May 21, 2015
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on May 21, 2015
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Yo Mama so STUPID, she tried to climb MOUNTAIN DEW!!!
Brody: Stupid lady THAT'S A REFRESHING BEVERAGE!!!!
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Weiss_Schnee
XD
on May 22, 2015
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Purple_Guy_1987
YO MAMA SO DAMN FAT, SHE DOESN'T NEED THE INTERNET. SHE'S ALREADY WORLD WIDE!!!! THATS A HUGE B!TCH!!!
on May 22, 2015
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on May 21, 2015
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Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, it sounded like the end of Eastenders.
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on May 21, 2015
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Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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on May 21, 2015
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Yo mamas so stupid that when she heard it was chili outside she ran to get a bowl
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on May 21, 2015
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Yo mamas so hairy that Bigfoot took her picture
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ZealyWealy
Bigfoot:*gets tackled as the camera goes off*
on May 21, 2015
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Weiss_Schnee
Brody: OMG! I FOUND HIM! I'M GONNA BE A FRICKIN' MILLIONARE!!!
on May 21, 2015
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on May 21, 2015
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Yo Mama so OLD, her first Christmas... WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS!
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on May 21, 2015
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Yo Mama so FAT, she's Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball!
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on May 21, 2015
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Yo Mama so UGLY, when she played Five Nights at Freddy's... the animatronics hid from HER!
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on May 21, 2015
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Yo mama so ugly! that hello kitty said goodbye!
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on March 10, 2015
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Yo mama so short that she can HANGLIDE ON A DORITO!!!! XD
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Mina_Ashido
Bill Cipher: Fear me, I am a flying Tortilla chip!
on November 30, 2019
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on March 10, 2015
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yo mama so fat! she got arrested for carrying around 10 pounds of crack! XD
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Weiss_Schnee
Policeman: JUST GET IN THE FRICKIN' CAR!
on May 21, 2015
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on March 10, 2015
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Yo Mama So Fat! Even her clothes have stretch marks [rip]
BRODY: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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on November 09, 2014
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Yo mama so Stupid she yelled in an envelope to send a voicemailX-(
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on November 03, 2014
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
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on November 02, 2014
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yo mama so fat, when she steped on a scale it said I want your weight not your phone number
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on November 02, 2014
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yo mama so fat her patronus was a cake
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on November 01, 2014
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot got proof of her!
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sapphirethehedgehog
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you got carpet burns :p
on October 31, 2014
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on October 29, 2014
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