Jokes and Puns

This is to make my brother mad. Tell me all your jokes and puns. IDC if they are bad.

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Also, I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork, I think I nailed it but nobody saw it
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on August 19, 2020
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body
And that's just a rib tickler for you
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on August 19, 2020
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Times New Roman, Arial, and Sam's Sheriff walk into a bar
Before they could order any drinks the bartender yells.
"Get out! We don't serve your type here!"
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on August 19, 2020
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What do you call a sarcastic murderer?
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An assassin
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