What you say vs what you mean

*Throws something into bin, misses...* Oops I missed the bin...


IM NOT BOTHERED TO GET UP, GO PUT IT AWAY FOR ME

What i say: I think jerecent is a good ship!
What i mean: JERECENT IS FKING AWESOME, THE BEST SHIP IS JERECENT, MIKECENT IS HORRIBLE. JUST. JERECENT. YOU ARE HORRIBLE IF YOU HATE JERECENT. J E R E C E N T. sign me the FCK up ?????????? good shit go౦ԁ sHit? thats ✔ some good??shit right??th ? ere??? right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ? i say so ? thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ? ?? ?НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? See More ??Good shit

School was great!
School sucked, my reeds fell down my saxophone, I had a fuucking history exam, and that @sshole Dante was being a jerk again...

I fall down...

"I'm fine!"

what I mean: "Ouch,"

(tennis ball going highspeed slams into my knee) "I'm fine!"

Nope, I can barely walk and it is throbbing, must..... keep..... playing..... anyways.

i'm okay i think...

i'm not okay i don't want you to know how i feel

I'm weird.

I am the fūcking Sleeping King of the Spirit World BITCHES!!!!! BOW DOWN TO YOUR KING!!!!

Brb
I'm gonna go read Homestuck :3

Back from school

OMAIGAWD, I AM A WARRIOR! I SURVIVED HISTORY CLASS!!!

Me: oh school? it was good
Really: WTF!? School was hell! I nearly died...again! Everyone sucks and i hate everyone. Im tired so please dont talk tome, dont look at me...and let me sleep

Say: Nah dude im ok.
Really: ILL TEAR OFF YOUR HEAD AND FEED YOUR INTESTINES TO SATAN.

I'm fine :3
I'm fuucking dying of boredom over here!!!

Say: I don't like you
Really: I hate you, I will find where you live, I will kill your friends and everyone you love, then I will slowly kill you and watch you suffer....so say what you said again...I dare you

Say: I'm weird. XP
Means: omg I'm am a fûcking kawaii potato pandicorn hybrid and I shall rule the world with the power of my healing spit!

Say: so my jobs... Interesting...

Mean: I hunt things I really shouldn't tell you what but I'll put it this way that thing that goes bump in the night... I kill those on a daily basis.

What I say: I love buying things in order to give money to pink ribbon! They really need money!
What I mean: Yes, what I said was true but my secret favourite color is pink! :-D (I'm a boy)

What I say: Of course I'm comfortable staying here with family and the same work and same place every day, being exaclty like everyone else

What I mean: WTF! Please listen to me ok! Don't f*** calm me down! I really love you, but I also want to travel around the world and see new stuffs and do a lot of cool stuffs and helping others reach their dreams. IT DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE SAME F**** DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! OK!?! LET ME JUST GO AND I'LL BE FINE!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See More ******************** (Beep beep beep)

Say: welp... it's shark week...

mean: so... I'm bleeding for 5 days straight...

What I say: Goodbye.

What I mean: Oh my, God. I'M FINALLY LEAVING.

Says: I love you! <3

Means: I love you more than air itself ... id die for you <3 X 10000000000000000000000000000