Bad Jokes.
Lets face it we all have heard at least 5 bad jokes in our lives so post them here (you can also put bad pick up lines but if its inapproperate then I'll delete it.)
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on January 08, 2016
on January 08, 2016
What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?
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-Where you put the cucumber! (Holly told me this one.)
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-Where you put the cucumber! (Holly told me this one.)
on January 08, 2016
on January 08, 2016
Why did Pearl throw butter?
TO SEE A BUTTERFLY
Pearl: I NEVER DID THAT! Steven! Are you telling LIES?!?!?
TO SEE A BUTTERFLY
Pearl: I NEVER DID THAT! Steven! Are you telling LIES?!?!?
on January 08, 2016
Life is like a broken pencil without you.
Pointless.
Pointless.
on January 08, 2016
on January 08, 2016
on January 08, 2016
on January 08, 2016
What's the best about Switzerland?
- I don't know. But their flag is a huge plus!
- I don't know. But their flag is a huge plus!
on November 15, 2015
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Little Old Lady.
-Little Old Lady who?
-Gee, I didn't know you could yodel!
-Who's there?
-Little Old Lady.
-Little Old Lady who?
-Gee, I didn't know you could yodel!
on November 14, 2015
on November 14, 2015
Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
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Because William Shatner!
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Because William Shatner!
on November 14, 2015
You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
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No?
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Well, well, well...
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No?
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Well, well, well...
on November 14, 2015
on November 14, 2015
on November 14, 2015
What did the buffalo say to his son when he was leaving for collage?
Bison.
Bison.
on November 12, 2015
Grizz: Hey brother!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear thinks you look unBEARable!
Grizz: -_-... Moment has passed
Ice Bear: Ice Bear thinks you look unBEARable!
Grizz: -_-... Moment has passed
on November 12, 2015
I was watch Resident Evil and I said I want a pet zombie dog. My mom said how are you going to get one?
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I said, they cost an arm and a leg...
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I said, they cost an arm and a leg...
on November 12, 2015
Why is Peter Pan always in the air? Because he Neverlands!
Man, that joke never grows old,
Beat Smee how you don't understand that
It has a nice hook to it.
Im Lost, boys.
Man, that joke never grows old,
Beat Smee how you don't understand that
It has a nice hook to it.
Im Lost, boys.
on January 08, 2016
And thus today was the day I have read the best Peter pan puns known in existence. Thank you for making my day.
on April 20, 2015
on April 20, 2015
That was Sodium funny! I slapped me Neon that one! (Science Jokes!). I was going to tell you a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but… NaH! Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CuTe! HA! What do yo do with a dead scientist? BARIUM! There are no good science jokes, all the good ones Argon.
on April 16, 2015