Bad Jokes.

Lets face it we all have heard at least 5 bad jokes in our lives so post them here (you can also put bad pick up lines but if its inapproperate then I'll delete it.)

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What's up?
The sky
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AlterEgo
I say that all the time.
on April 18, 2015
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Myfreddie77
OMG! Never say this one to me...It is annoying me.
on April 14, 2015
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on April 14, 2015
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What does a dyslexic atheist insomniac do?
Stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
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on April 14, 2015
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Nock nock
Who's there
Banana
Banana who?
I'm a banana so don't say banana who!
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on April 14, 2015
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Can we automatically qualify all knock-knock jokes as bad jokes?
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Weiss_Schnee
Yeah, like the Dr Who joke....
I'm sick of it!
on November 12, 2015
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Marvele
Yup @ELINAviolets but most of them are really bad.
on April 14, 2015
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ELINAviolets
... I wouldn't say "all" are bad... but most of them are just plain stupid..
on April 14, 2015
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Noescaping
Yes
on April 13, 2015
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Marvele
Because (this might be my opinion) knock-knock jokes are like the royalty of bad jokes
on April 13, 2015
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There is one more comment. Show
on April 13, 2015
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry it's just a joke!


Never say that to me, I will unfollow you, then never talk again. LOL JK I wouldn't do that.
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Haha! The last part, not the joke.
on January 08, 2016
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on April 13, 2015
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How do you get a pikachu on a bus? You poke im on.
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Weiss_Schnee
XD
on November 12, 2015
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WiOfFi
XD
on April 14, 2015
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Noescaping
I wasn't the one who came up with that joke TheJwittz did
on April 13, 2015
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on April 13, 2015
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