CrystalDiamond Competitions
On this page, I will hold a weekly competition. It can be drawing, writing, telling a joke and SO much more! Please subscribe to participate!
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Next Comp:
Post the lamest joke you can find (can be original or off the web )
Post the lamest joke you can find (can be original or off the web )
on September 20, 2014
Two zombies are eating a clown and one says to the other, " does this taste funny to you?"
on September 20, 2014
on September 20, 2014
RESULTS:
Winner: DERPY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
Winner: DERPY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
on September 20, 2014
Kame....kame....HAAAA!!!!!!! <(¬＿¬< ) o<(¬＿¬< ) ( >0o0)>==============O
on September 14, 2014
on September 14, 2014
NEXT COMPETITION:
make an emoji with symbols! \(^u^)>
make an emoji with symbols! \(^u^)>
on September 14, 2014
1: crystalwings
2: ravenclaw3243
3: diamondthehedgehog
honorable mention: derpythegreatandpowerful
all of u did great! next contest comig soon
2: ravenclaw3243
3: diamondthehedgehog
honorable mention: derpythegreatandpowerful
all of u did great! next contest comig soon
on September 14, 2014
A teacher ays to the kids 'OK, i want you to get 4 spelling words for tonight and tell me tomorrow."
A little boy went home and asked his mother, who was on the phone, for a spelling word."Shut up" She said. So he wrote it down.
Then he went to his dad who was hammering a nail into wood furiously. "I AM GONNA SMASH YOU" he said. So the little boy wrote it down. Then he went to his sister who was playing with a batman figurine, "nanananananananaBATMAN" she said, so yet again he See More wrote it down. Then he went to his baby brother who was in his little car. He said "In my vroomvroom car, my vroomvroom car" so he wrote that down.
The next day the teacher said: JACK! what are your words.
Jack: Shut up
Teacher: Excuse me?
Jack: I am gonna smash you!
Teacher: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Jack: nanananananananaBATMAN!
Teacher: how are you gonna get out of this?!
Jack: In my vroomvroom car my vroomvroom car.
A little boy went home and asked his mother, who was on the phone, for a spelling word."Shut up" She said. So he wrote it down.
Then he went to his dad who was hammering a nail into wood furiously. "I AM GONNA SMASH YOU" he said. So the little boy wrote it down. Then he went to his sister who was playing with a batman figurine, "nanananananananaBATMAN" she said, so yet again he See More wrote it down. Then he went to his baby brother who was in his little car. He said "In my vroomvroom car, my vroomvroom car" so he wrote that down.
The next day the teacher said: JACK! what are your words.
Jack: Shut up
Teacher: Excuse me?
Jack: I am gonna smash you!
Teacher: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Jack: nanananananananaBATMAN!
Teacher: how are you gonna get out of this?!
Jack: In my vroomvroom car my vroomvroom car.
on September 08, 2014
Hmm...
I got it...
Well, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other. And finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called "Yam." Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud See More would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins. When she went off to Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland, and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, "Frito Lay." Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!
Mr And Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......
Are you ready for this?
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Are you sure?
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OK! Here it is!
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A COMMONTATER
Great to see you here.
I hope life brings you much success.
I wish you a very happy day.
I got it...
Well, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other. And finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called "Yam." Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud See More would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins. When she went off to Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland, and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, "Frito Lay." Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!
Mr And Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......
Are you ready for this?
...
...
...
Are you sure?
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OK! Here it is!
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A COMMONTATER
Great to see you here.
I hope life brings you much success.
I wish you a very happy day.
on September 07, 2014
Once there was the ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. THE END!
OMGYJSWRFLOFAAAAHHHH! (OMG You Just Set World Record For Lack Of Funny AAAAHHHH!)
Like my abbreviation??? LOL. JK tho. it was fuunnnyyy
Like my abbreviation??? LOL. JK tho. it was fuunnnyyy
on September 17, 2014
on September 06, 2014
One day there was a young peasant named Fredury. One day Fredury was walking along the road when he saw a maiden with beautiful golden hair flowing in the wind. He went up to her and said hi. He was terrorized when she turned around... For his thought to be maiden.. Was... A ... Boy -_-
(ULTIMATE "-_-" MOMENT)
(ULTIMATE "-_-" MOMENT)
on September 18, 2014
on September 06, 2014
The fandom read Mark of Athena and was shocked at the Rick Riordan's mockery of the fangirls. (At the part with Narcissus and the nymphs, Rick Riordan admitted the nymphs were representing the fandom) Angered at this, they joined together and formed an army. The great unicorn saw this and told them he'd give them all a disguise to look like nymphs. So the fangirls all looked like nymphs and concocted the plan to end all plans! The glorious, Operation NARCISSUS. They created signs See More praising Narcissus, and in the middle of the night they arrived at Rick Riordan's house. There the all started fangirling over Narcissus until Rick Riordan was on his knees begging them to stop.
"Leave! Please! Who are you?!?!" he yelled. A fangirl stepped forward. "We are the fandom, hear us roar!" the fangirls cheered. "What do you want?!" Rick Riordan asked desperately. "NEVER MOCK US AGAIN OR FEEL OUR WRATH!" The fangirls cheered again at the statement. "Is that all?" Rick asked. "DO NOT KILL BOOK CHARACTERS!!!!!" the fangirls screamed. "Okay! I won't kill anyone! Percabeth will survive I promise!" The fangirls were satisfied. They left Rick Riordan's house on dragons and when Blood of Olympus came out they were satisfied to see the only death was Gaea's. THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"Leave! Please! Who are you?!?!" he yelled. A fangirl stepped forward. "We are the fandom, hear us roar!" the fangirls cheered. "What do you want?!" Rick Riordan asked desperately. "NEVER MOCK US AGAIN OR FEEL OUR WRATH!" The fangirls cheered again at the statement. "Is that all?" Rick asked. "DO NOT KILL BOOK CHARACTERS!!!!!" the fangirls screamed. "Okay! I won't kill anyone! Percabeth will survive I promise!" The fangirls were satisfied. They left Rick Riordan's house on dragons and when Blood of Olympus came out they were satisfied to see the only death was Gaea's. THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
on September 06, 2014
MockingjayDistrict's Photo
Re-post if you agree!
on September 06, 2014
once upon a banana, in a trash far away, died a watermelon out of happiness. They all lived happily ever before. The beginning!
on September 06, 2014
Mini comedy story: (This is more of a book nerd joke)
Crusher: *flirts*
You: Stop flirting with me Augustus Waters!
crusher: *is taken aback* OMfg, do you ALWAYS have to reference books?
You: Always.
Crusher: -_- Seriously! Stop it, okay?
you: Okay. See More
Crusher: *facepalms*
Crusher: *flirts*
You: Stop flirting with me Augustus Waters!
crusher: *is taken aback* OMfg, do you ALWAYS have to reference books?
You: Always.
Crusher: -_- Seriously! Stop it, okay?
you: Okay. See More
Crusher: *facepalms*
on September 06, 2014
Next contest is:
BEST MINI COMEDY STORY
1-2 paragraphs (can be more if u wish, but not like a page long)
BEST MINI COMEDY STORY
1-2 paragraphs (can be more if u wish, but not like a page long)
on September 06, 2014
3rd place: Dream is not what comes in your sleep but the one that never lets you sleep
~GREEKFROMBIRTHANDAMOBIANATHEART
2nd: "Other People's opinions about you don't matter, only yours does"
~Parabolic
1st: Jackiethehedgehog - http://www.qfeast.com/page/tPTB0z/CrystalDiamond-Competitions/photo/7xILyU
truest: To learn, the only way, is the hard way
-Ravenclaw3243 See More
cleverest: when you give a bob a cookie, he will want more - BobDaCool
THE RESTOF YOU WERE ALSO GREEAAAT
~GREEKFROMBIRTHANDAMOBIANATHEART
2nd: "Other People's opinions about you don't matter, only yours does"
~Parabolic
1st: Jackiethehedgehog - http://www.qfeast.com/page/tPTB0z/CrystalDiamond-Competitions/photo/7xILyU
truest: To learn, the only way, is the hard way
-Ravenclaw3243 See More
cleverest: when you give a bob a cookie, he will want more - BobDaCool
THE RESTOF YOU WERE ALSO GREEAAAT
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on September 06, 2014