CrystalDiamond Competitions

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PlzStopFollowingMeThisAccountIsNotInUseThxBby
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AnimePup
Hehe, my bad. -3-
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PlzStopFollowingMeThisAccountIsNotInUseThxBby
Hehe... I don't like jokes .-.
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AnimePup
xD I was actually joking! That's not a lot of light for one. LAWL.
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PlzStopFollowingMeThisAccountIsNotInUseThxBby
Oh, let me put a warning.
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NEXT COMP:
worst REAL invention
(can be picture or link)
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on September 27, 2014
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OKAY! A TON of entries...

3RD PLACE: TossedWhisper4
2ND PLACE: LovelyPerson
&[]1ST PLACE&[] STORMTHEFOX (with the first one u posted)

Honorable Mentions:
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on September 27, 2014
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1. Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.

2. Have you heard the joke the don't tell idiots?
No........ Oh.....

3. Why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow's got the udder!

4. What's it called when you lend money to a bison? See More
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on September 27, 2014
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Why did the clock jump out the window? to get some OVERTIME!!!!
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on September 25, 2014
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A man asked a cat how are you feeling?
the cat: im FELINE good and i am just PURRfect
Man: ummm...
Cat: hey c'mon i'm just KITTYing around!!!

Me: -backs away slowly-
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on September 25, 2014
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Two penguins were on an iceberg. One turned to the other and said "Radio."
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What?
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on September 22, 2014
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My entry for lame jokes :

What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?
AN INVESTIGATOR!

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HECK LAME.
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on September 22, 2014
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The rogue said to the pirate: "What's crackin'?

Pirate: "Kraken? Where??"

Kraken: "Here!" :D
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on September 22, 2014
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Two mobile phones met and fell in love. They got married and the ceremony wasn't great but the reception was excellent!"
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on September 21, 2014
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Knock knock
Who dat?
I-G-G-Y

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
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MockingjayDistrict
@JeweledOwl812 Iggy is a rapper, and in one of her songs it goes: who dat who dat? I-G-G-Y
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JeweledOwl812
@MockingjayDistrict Everything...
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MockingjayDistrict
Which one don't you get @JeweledOwl812
on September 25, 2014
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DiamondTheHedgehog
@JeweledOwl812 i think thats the point of the comp...
on September 25, 2014
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JeweledOwl812
@MockingjayDistrict I don't get it...
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Question: How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool?
Answer: Would everyone please exit the swimming pool?

From "Savage Drift" by Emmy Laybourne
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@Ravenclaw3243
This contest is LAME JOKES after all... ._.
on September 22, 2014
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animalgirl301
That's the point... :p It's a lame joke.
on September 21, 2014
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Ravenclaw3243
I don't get it
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on September 20, 2014
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Yo mama so fat that she went on a diet.
Why did the chicken first the road? He didnt.
knock knock?
Who's there?
i
i who?
iphone
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on September 20, 2014
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
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