Funniest Misheard Lyrics
Pretty much what the title says, post the worst, most off, funniest misheard lyrics you've ever heard! Any curse words have to be censored. Remember to include the actual lyrics and the song title! Let's see how weird this can get.
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BTS Jimin--Lie:
ACTUAL: Caught in a lie~
WHAT I THOUGHT: Karina LaaaAAAAAAAAAA
ACTUAL: Caught in a lie~
WHAT I THOUGHT: Karina LaaaAAAAAAAAAA
on November 04, 2016

Funniest Misheard Song Lyrics from The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
A hysterical list of the top, funniest, misheard music lyrics as voted on by the members of kissthisguy.com.
on April 16, 2016

Little black submarines by the black keys
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, can of beans, the voice is mauling me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, can it be? The voice is calling me
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, can of beans, the voice is mauling me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, can it be? The voice is calling me
on April 16, 2016
(There's thus Penn Masala song (forgetting which one) in the beginning they say "jhin jhin jhin jhin jhin jhin" and I thought they said "sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t" )
on April 05, 2016

Pretty much all of Sugar We're Going Down
ILL BE UR NUMBER ONE WOTH THE BULLET
KNOW YOU GOT CORN FLAKES COCK IT AND PULL IT
WERE GOING DOWN DOWN
something something AROUND
AND SUGAR WERE GOING DOWN SWINGIN
ILL BE UR NUMBER ONE WOTH THE BULLET
KNOW YOU GOT CORN FLAKES COCK IT AND PULL IT
WERE GOING DOWN DOWN
something something AROUND
AND SUGAR WERE GOING DOWN SWINGIN
on April 04, 2016

Original: I'm gonna pop some tags going to put $20 in my pocket
What i thought it said: I'm gonna to hump some fags going to put $20 in my pocket
X3
What i thought it said: I'm gonna to hump some fags going to put $20 in my pocket
X3
on April 04, 2016

I know what you did last summer (this was a while ago) i heard the b!;## is on her phone, yet ot is the pictures on her phone
on April 03, 2016

In a song I heard "you're sister likes my farts a lot" but it was "you said the nights were far to long" or something. I forgot the title.
on April 03, 2016

Beginning of AoT opening:
Cw
HAVING SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!
Cw
HAVING SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!
on April 03, 2016
(BTS--I Need U
Actual: Fall, fall, fall, hatojeme (scattering)
Misheard: Soowa, soowa, soowa, I told you so)
Actual: Fall, fall, fall, hatojeme (scattering)
Misheard: Soowa, soowa, soowa, I told you so)
on April 03, 2016

Fight Song by Rachel Patten
Lyrics: Like a small boat on thee ocean
Whats Heard: Like a small butt on thee ocean
Lyrics: Like a small boat on thee ocean
Whats Heard: Like a small butt on thee ocean
on April 03, 2016

Heard this in a video but:
"Cause you are a piece of meat, I wish I didn't eat"
I have no idea if this is funny tho XD
"Cause you are a piece of meat, I wish I didn't eat"
I have no idea if this is funny tho XD
on April 03, 2016