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that was such a weird hangout it was unusually platonic for us and nobody touched a guitar for once but every once in a while he'd get weird and idk what to make of it at one point i told him ab this sweater dress i thrifted n his immediate response was "nice is it skin tight?" ?????not mad or uncomfortable but why was that the first thing u ask😭 gooner ass question
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on February 22
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seeing a terrifying evil demon today (a 5’7” blonde man who sings radiohead to me and makes me tea but he scares me bc i am viscerally attracted to him and he’s probably out of my league) (he’s literally stated several times that hes into me its fine IFS FINE)
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(we dated for a few weeks and ultimately decided not to pursue it bc he isn't doing too well mentally what am i going on about)
on February 21
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on February 21
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yesterday a professor told me to “get my life together” soley to work on this convoluted columbia college chicago ass project that i barely have time for because i have a job and i run a collective and im a working musician and i have like 4 other classes kinda pmo no scott i will not “get my life together” for you you are bald
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on February 21
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im so terrified of mixing up my inside jokes with different friends u have no idea... my most recent situationship is an inside joke between me n my 2 closest friends bc one time we hung out and he left the bathroom door open while he was peeing and now every time me n my bffs hang and one of us uses the bathroom someone yells "are u gonna (his middle name) it"
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on February 21
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seeing my doomed summer romance on friday please pray that my period ends super fast this time
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i have a good gut feeling about it for some reason and i just found a $10 bill in a random tupperware in the cabinet i made out w/ him against in september
on February 20
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on February 20
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saw a picture of my ex gf (who btw started dating my friend within a month of us breaking up and i also kinda think they were seeing each other behind my back) wearing my sweater girl take that off...
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i still have hers but it sits at the bottom of my drawer and i think ab giving it to the weird ass white boy i hang out w sometimes
on February 16
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on February 16
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wlw breakup so bad i started taking dph again
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on June 26, 2024
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wlw breakup so bad its got me praying every night before bed (im not even religious)
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it wasnt even bad we’re literally still friends. like not even that, we’re still seeing each other in a romantic context i j see her less often
on June 22, 2024
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on June 22, 2024
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still in awe with my freshman year lore… love dropping that in casual convos “yeahh i was actually the school plug for a semester”
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i put a year of self employed baker experience on my resume and half of it was edibles i was selling drugs
on June 09, 2024
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on June 09, 2024
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why is my girlfriend’s lore insane like tf you MEAN u had chicken pox twice and u used to be a circus performer and ur mom was a teenager in russia during the soviet union and u met her’s (the band) WEEKS before the car accident what the hell
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on February 12, 2024
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i should be a comedian (a few weeks ago my girl came over and we were being stupid and i pinned her down and she bit me (a regular occurrence) and i said “ahhhh no that is girl on girl crime) (get it) (bc were both girls and)
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we broke up she still bites me tho
on June 19, 2024
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she did it again and i said “was that the bite of 87” and she locked herself in my bathroom
on January 23, 2024
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on January 18, 2024
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rambling on the shankrambles tonight but yeah idk. having a gf is so cool. i spent most of my freshman year of college sorta slutting around and i had like 16 situationships going at once and there wasn’t really much real connection, more kf j “hey lol wanna come over and grind on eachother and smoke weed” but now im dating the coolest person ever and i feel so connected to her and its just ahhhshwjjflwnv she doesn’t think i’m crazy and i don’t have to pretend i dont care about See More
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(she does think im hot tho) (they are hot too) (and they let me grab their waist:3)
on January 04, 2024
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on January 04, 2024
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gf dropped the “i think im acoustic” at the lake today
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on December 31, 2023
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we’ve been dating for 2 weeks and talking since june yet my brain cant wrap itself around the fact that im dating shavon
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its been close to 2 months. still cant believe it she is the best
on January 26, 2024
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over a year ago my friend put me on their music n i was like “damn that’s good”
on December 27, 2023
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on December 27, 2023
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my gf has been doing extensive research on plant rhizomes. idk what prompted this. they asked me this morning if i knew anything about them and i showed her my zz plant. they’re very excited.
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identikit
shes so me tbh
on December 26, 2023
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on December 26, 2023
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“there’s something sorta gay about our relationship” —my gf (we’re literally a wlnb couple neither of us are men)
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on December 20, 2023
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me n my gf made out to bob dylan last night and like three different live versions of blowin in the wind came on and we kept laughing
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on December 17, 2023
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lack of accommodations for endometriosis is insane tf u mean “its not an excuse to miss class” im bleeding sm ill faint if i stand up too fast
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on December 04, 2023
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putting all of my eggs in one basket (we listened to adrianne lenker while cuddling on my couch so the entirety of songs belongs to them now and if i fuckk up thaf album will be sad)
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update we broke up and now the album is sad
on July 12, 2024
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on December 03, 2023
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we kissed and held hands last night guys W
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on November 29, 2023
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